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TFOGGER
07-07-2013, 08:28
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_23607060/backpack-full-sex-toys-creates-bomb-scare-at



A 30-year-old man with a backpack filled with sex toys and lubricants caused a bomb scare at an Aurora Wal-Mart Wednesday.

"There was no bomb, only sex toys."
The bomb squad was called to the parking lot of the Wal-Mart at 3301 N. Tower Road around 6:15 p.m. after a man wearing a backpack acted suspicious when the woman he was with was caught shoplifting, said Cassidee Carlson, Aurora police spokeswoman.
"Police contacted him in the parking lot after security looked in the backpack and saw some liquids and piping," she said.


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BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahha [ROFL1]
02ducky
07-07-2013, 08:33
New meaning to a pipe bomb!
TFOGGER
07-07-2013, 08:36
New meaning to a pipe bomb!

and "Range Bag"...
kidicarus13
07-07-2013, 09:00
"piping"
Skully
07-07-2013, 09:11
Wow, that guy will be the Butt of the jokes for the rest of his natural life. Although it sounds like the guy had "Warrants", and then there is the shoplifting partner. Overall karma I would say caught up with him, probably deserve all of it and future heat.

Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?
TEAMRICO
07-07-2013, 09:17
....can I just get my backpack returned please?
BlasterBob
07-07-2013, 09:19
Why would you that in a backpack walking around with it?

Probably just in case he got tossed in the clink, then cell mate Bubba could be more gentle on/with him.[LOL]
BigDee
07-07-2013, 09:57
Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

1 16" Black Dong
1 Butt plug....
Scanker19
07-07-2013, 10:01
....can I just get my backpack returned please?

Your backpack? Dude, I told you to leave it in the car while I went to shoplift some cheese it's. now we're out cheese it's and dildos.
hurley842002
07-07-2013, 10:06
Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

1 16" Black Dong
1 Butt plug....

...... 1 foot long double dong
TFOGGER
07-07-2013, 10:12
Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

1 16" Black Dong
1 Butt plug....

http://youtu.be/1__MPUKhZ4I
OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 11:49
lol
XC700116
07-07-2013, 12:28
Wow, that guy will be the Butt of the jokes for the rest of his natural life. Although it sounds like the guy had "Warrants", and then there is the shoplifting partner. Overall karma I would say caught up with him, probably deserve all of it and future heat.

Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?

Because the couple was probably down at the "toy shop" stealing the toys and lube earlier in the same day and decided they needed to round out their day at wally world.
TheGrey
07-07-2013, 15:49
[LOL]

I bet the bomb squad officers will be the life of every party and barbecue for the next couple of years.

"Hey, Bob, tell us about the time you caught the guy with the Magic Backpack..."
strm_trpr
07-07-2013, 18:19
Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?


Meth, that is the best reason I can think of. Meth and sex goes together like chicken and waffles.