WHY?

[Bailey Guns]

Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Cause they're in pure bliss. That's funny.

[Great-Kazoo]

Even better, give them the empty jar.

[BPTactical]

Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.

[Sawin]

Doesn't this joke involve wieners somehow? I'm pretty sure I've heard it told differently. [ROFL1]

[StagLefty]

Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.

or put a rubber band on a cat's tail and watch the fun [ROFL2]

[Bailey Guns]

Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.

Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

[Coffee]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Doesn't this joke involve wieners somehow? I'm pretty sure I've heard it told differently. [ROFL1]

Just don't use crunchy peanut butter.

[BPTactical]

Just don't use crunchy peanut butter.

Oh sweet Jeebus

[Bailey Guns]

Come on, Bert. That's just good advice there.

[cfortune]

Because you are a twisted and torn soul Carl.
About the same reason you put adhesive tape on 3 out of 4 of the cats paws.
Cheap entertainment.

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

pDCxsoIhrfI

[james_bond_007]

Why is it so fun to scrape a small scoop of peanut butter behind my dog's front teeth and watch her try to lick it all out?

You are TOO easily amused.
You need a hobby...or cable TV.
[Coffee]

[StagLefty]

You are TOO easily amused.
You need a hobby...or cable TV.
[Coffee]

Wait until you retire-you'll see the need. [Coffee]

[james_bond_007]

Wait until you retire-you'll see the need. [Coffee]

You get a RIMSHOT from me for that

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[BPTactical]

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

pDCxsoIhrfI

I hope that cat shits in their shoes.

[waxthis]

Even better, give them the empty jar.

Or an empty quart of vanilla yogurt.

[wctriumph]

Oh, no. I'm a man. I don't have a cat.

[Coffee]

I'm a man and I have a cat, big old orange tabby barn cat (that's where I got him from) named Barney. He has very big teeth and sharp claws, and has had to use them in self defense. There isn't a dog on the street that doesn't stay clear of him. If fact, there is a German Shepard next door that lays down on his back if he sees Barney in the back yard.

[brutal]

Another good one is to put a page from a lint roller on the side of your cat. It makes them walk sideways...

pDCxsoIhrfI

tie a sock around them, it will fuck them up too.

I've heard if you blow them shotguns under a full face motorcycle helmet and then swing them around in a laundry bag, they have a difficult time walking too. Not that I would ever do anything like that (in my adult years.)