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baglock1
03-24-2014, 07:19
I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.
I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells. [facepalm]
Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.
TEAMRICO
03-24-2014, 07:24
Where you in your underwear?...".....it would make more sense if you were.
Great-Kazoo
03-24-2014, 07:28
Unless you had an appointment i am unable to see you today.
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-24-2014, 07:43
Someone is dropping acid in your bedside water glass.
StagLefty
03-24-2014, 08:19
Recreational or Medical ??
blacklabel
03-24-2014, 08:21
You're pregnant with twins.
buffalobo
03-24-2014, 08:21
Meh, you're probably getting old. No more spicy food before bed.
Lobbed from my electronic ball and chain.
Coulda been worse..... You could have bought 1500 vitamin tablets that marketing thought would be great to take advantage of the current 22LR craziness.
I have had that one!!!!
http://www.dreambible.com/search.php?q=Bullets
wctriumph
03-24-2014, 09:27
Hahahahahaha! Shot shells! Haaahahahahahaha!
Suppressed homosexuality.
StagLefty
03-24-2014, 10:26
^NFA ???
BPTactical
03-24-2014, 11:14
Recreational or Medical ??
Nails it..
Your fear of not having ammo is so great you will buy anything with the number 22 on it.
Analysis: you're lower on .22 than you'd like to be.
So there weren't any hot naked chicks in this dream?
Those are for the Snakes on the Plane dream your going to have tonight.
^NFA ???
I see what you did there.
LOL
sellersm
03-24-2014, 13:41
Those are for the Snakes on the Plane dream your going to have tonight.
^This! It was a prophetic dream! Or, it reminds me you of how bad your eyesight's getting! [Coffee]
I had a dream last night where I rebuilt an engine and was putting it into my car. Having them sitting side by side, I noticed the new engine was several inches taller. Was trying to figure out how to fit it under the hood when I woke up.
I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.
I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells. [facepalm]
Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.
It's your destiny to rid the world of sparrows. One at a time. With a single-shot .22 rifle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEE7xzwogMc
<Cheezy german accent> Zometimez, a zigar iz juzt a zigar...</Cheezy german accent>
RblDiver
03-24-2014, 16:58
CLEARLY you have latent mommy and daddy issues. /Freud
68Charger
03-24-2014, 17:42
I'm walking through Walmart (yes, it's a nightmare) and find myself in the sporting goods section. I go over to the ammo locker just to see what they have. There's really nothing I'm looking for and so I turn to leave. Out of my peripheral vision, I see something on the shelf opposite the locker, among a rack full of targets. It's 22LR ammo, 40 gr, Cu JHP. I look around to see what the limit is and there are no signs posted. I grab an armload full of 100 rd boxes (the long skinny plastic ones, like CCI uses, but I don't think they were CCIs), around 1000 rds total. There's still plenty there and I haven't even made a dent in what they have so I grab 4-5 more and head for the cashier.
I don't recall what the price was, but I have the residual impression that it was pre-panic pricing. I get home and start unloading the purchase into the rest of my stores and this is when I realize that I bought ~1500 rounds of 22LR shotshells. [facepalm]
Yes, I really had that dream this morning. After waking up in a cold sweat and calming down a little, I figured you guys would appreciate the story.
I'll buy a bunch of them from ya... the mice are trying to get in the garage this spring... they work great for rodent control in my Double nine :D:D
OtterbatHellcat
03-24-2014, 17:42
I'll bet shortly after that, you were in a completely different dream.
Ever wake up during a COOL dream, but then try and fall back asleep to "get back to it"? Never works.....always goes to something completely retarded instead. Dammit.
I wouldn't be surprised to see someone come up with a way to record dreams. Some way to tap into our brains with a computer and download the damn things. Wouldn't THAT be freaky.....
I had a dream last night where I rebuilt an engine and was putting it into my car. Having them sitting side by side, I noticed the new engine was several inches taller. Was trying to figure out how to fit it under the hood when I woke up.
penis envy.
I'll bet shortly after that, you were in a completely different dream.
Ever wake up during a COOL dream, but then try and fall back asleep to "get back to it"? Never works.....always goes to something completely retarded instead. Dammit.
Funny, I always have a raging boner when that happens. Can't roll out of bed anyway, so jump back in...
Everyone interested in dreams should check out this excerpt from a recent Radio Lab. http://www.radiolab.org/story/91536-dreams/
The above is just a section of the full hour episode on sleep, here: http://www.radiolab.org/story/91528-sleep/
Radio Lab comes on every Saturday at 2:00pm on NPR. Great program. Check it out sometime.
OtterbatHellcat
03-24-2014, 22:14
Funny, I always have a raging boner when that happens. Can't roll out of bed anyway, so jump back in...
Those are the ones I'm talking about....Dammit.
Just the other night, there was this blonde gal.......uh, well you know.
It's all good your just sticking up to do some snake blasting in some future dreams.
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