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gnihcraes
06-25-2014, 22:28
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Bike to work day today. Can't these people in 100's of dollars of bike apparel and expensive bikes actually find a drop of oil to put on their ride to stop the Squeak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickitySqueak squeak SqUeaK sQuEaK SQUEAK clicky rattle Squeak Rattle Clickity clickityI know they sell WD40 and some engine oil at most grocery stores, really people? A couple of bucks and a drop of oil on the chain and gears to stop the squeaks! Your TREK and Motobécane sound like a real piece of SH*T! My $400 schwinn glides along like it's on air. It's pretty simple, I just can't figure why these people can't perform a simple task. I guess paying a bike shop $100 to lube and tune is too much, it's easier to buy another Trek. Makes me wonder what their Subaru or Volvo or BMW sound like going down the road...
/rant.
<MADDOG>
06-25-2014, 23:42
Forgive me I if seem an ass G; but really?
I give that rant a .5 out of 10.
Bailey Guns
06-26-2014, 00:30
I initially gave it a "1". But then I deducted .75 because he just copied/pasted all the "sQuEaK clikity" text to the second paragraph. That's just lazy and I can't abide lazy in a rant.
Final score is .25.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2014, 00:36
TL DR
What you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber...for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ETA: For the umpteenth time in this sub-forum alone...WD40 ISN'T A GAWDAMN LUBRICANT!!!
ZERO THEORY
06-26-2014, 01:30
Listen to more aggressive music and turn the volume up. Problem solved.
tmleadr03
06-26-2014, 05:01
What you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber...for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ETA: For the umpteenth time in this sub-forum alone...WD40 ISN'T A GAWDAMN LUBRICANT!!!
Says right on their website that it lubricates. Perhaps you should spray some on the panties that seem to be wedged a little tight?
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-26-2014, 06:03
Says right on their website that it lubricates. Perhaps you should spray some on the panties that seem to be wedged a little tight?
For the win.
/thread
I usually can't hear the bicycles as I'm wizzing around them screaming obscenities
by golly, I think I may have just discovered the good of having Tinnitus. Can't hear the squeak that you speak of. Of course, I'm not in an area where I even see anyone on a bicycle, but still.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
BPTactical
06-26-2014, 07:59
by golly, I think I may have just discovered the good of having Tinnitus. Can't hear the squeak that you speak of. Of course, I'm not in an area where I even see anyone on a bicycle, but still.
Whut did you say?
Isn't the constant ringing fun?
kawiracer14
06-26-2014, 08:30
and this si why you drive on Bike to Work day. Too many idiots out!
I get into work at 4:45 am, few bicyclists on the road at that hour!
by golly, I think I may have just discovered the good of having Tinnitus. Can't hear the squeak that you speak of. Of course, I'm not in an area where I even see anyone on a bicycle, but still.
I never looked at my tinitus in that light before. Sometimes i wish i could make it happen on command....for days like this
Rooskibar03
06-26-2014, 09:23
What you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber...for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.!!
For the win. I was thinking the same thing.
Says right on their website that it lubricates.
Guess I should rephrase that so folks of your school dont get their depends all curdled...WD40 is a shitty lubricant. My bad. ;)
bellavite1
06-26-2014, 11:12
Hey, that's what diesels are for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY
Damn treehuggers...[Coffee]
bellavite1
06-26-2014, 11:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
God bless you!
Thank you for that! [Beer]
Hey, that's what diesels are for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY
Damn treehuggers...[Coffee]
I love that video!
me thinks that's not the kind of race Freddy had in mind.
I bet he didn't care what people did for fun, as long as they had no problem with letting others do.
I loathe those miserable cyclists. As a runner, they whip past me hauling ass without any warning whatsoever. I run as far to one side of the path as possible and they still barely miss me when they fly by. Inconsiderate asshats.
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/CyclistFunny_zps251ef0d9.jpg (http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/TangoDownPro/media/CyclistFunny_zps251ef0d9.jpg.html)
Silly gnihcraes, those pedaling yuppies are all in Management and IT - they know nothing about menial labors and getting their hands dirty! That's what worker drones are for.
mackbamf
06-26-2014, 20:14
Delete... Double posted the diesel video, LOVE IT!! I grew up outside in Louisville, outside of Boulder and as you can imagine I developed such a disgust for cyclists...lol
tmleadr03
06-26-2014, 20:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q
Boobs
Hitman 6
06-26-2014, 20:29
46401
gnihcraes
06-26-2014, 22:18
Well, I was somewhat entertaining for a couple of folks. .5 score or not.
I never said WD40 was a lubricant, but much better than rust on the chain.
Roskibar and Graves... you posted on this thread. :)
Yes, I cut and pasted, fingers are tired from all that IT work every day.
Good video/song.
I have a hearing aid, can't use ear buds like everyone else. Actually since everyone else is using earbuds, I find the world is peaceful, very few talking to each other or themselves. I do agree Tinnitus sucks.
Oh, and I wore wrangler jeans and a polo for my bike to work day. No hippie here, just trying to get some exercise for my broken body. Difficult for me and very proud of what I can do after some life changing events, 5 mile ride and didn't fall over dead.
It was a fun post. Stir up the crowd a little. Now back to talking about guns!
Gnihcraes
-.5 for not including one single f-bomb.
I get into work at 4:45 am, few bicyclists on the road at that hour!
I left work at 0500 Wed AM...
I flew Monday night after a 5 hour weather delay at DIA. Got to the hotel at 0400, got 3 hours sleep, worked all day Tuesday, grabbed some food, got an hour nap, went back in at 10PM and worked through the night.
If a cyclist woke me with a squeaky bike, that would be a RANT! Probably from prison.
Says right on their website that it lubricates. Perhaps you should spray some on the panties that seem to be wedged a little tight?
Had almost given up on this thread when I read this. Thanks for saving this sinking ship of a thread.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2014, 23:43
I usually can't hear the bicycles as I'm wizzing around them screaming obscenities
Not after today's surgery, Mr. Mesh. They give you sheer or fishnets?
Also wd 40 sucks.
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