Log in

View Full Version : Saw this headline, took a second to realize it was satire



TFOGGER
11-21-2014, 10:21
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/taliban-bowe-bergdahl-desertion/


Taliban Charges Bowe Bergdahl With Desertion G-Had (http://www.duffelblog.com/author/ghad/)
November 21, 2014
OPFOR (http://www.duffelblog.com/category/opfor/)











QUETTA, PAKISTAN – Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl may be innocent of desertion as far as the U.S. Army is concerned, but in recent days the ex-prisoner of war now faces the same charges from the most unlikely direction: his former captors.
Afghan Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid has announced that the insurgent group, following its own internal investigation, would be charging Bergdahl with deserting his post — a crime punishable by death, public flogging, or lengthy imprisonment, although typically not in that order.
“We are investigating the incident where Brother [Bergdahl] may — and I stress this is not definite — may have walked off his post without his AK-47,” Zabihullah said in an interview with Al Jazeera.


Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/taliban-bowe-bergdahl-desertion/#ixzz3JikL9Q00

Great-Kazoo
11-21-2014, 10:46
Meanwhile the CIC is having him over for hummus and prayer.

roberth
11-21-2014, 10:50
Meanwhile the CIC is having him over for hummus and prayer.

...and a goat orgy afterward.

HoneyBadger
11-21-2014, 11:05
May as well be true...

Big John
11-21-2014, 18:13
Bergdahl is like 40-50 scandals ago. I almost forgot about that douche nozzle.

WETWRKS
11-21-2014, 18:49
and still no resolution on the courtmarshal.

Bailey Guns
11-21-2014, 18:57
That's funny!

cstone
11-21-2014, 19:35
Lets do the right thing and send him for a long walk in Afghanistan...again.