Time to celebrate

[Sparky]

My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?

[clodhopper]

Take son to candy aisle of store. Instruct him to pick out anything he wants. Purchase. Return home and gorge. Enjoy sugar high while sending inappropriate texts to your ex.

[roberth]

Dinner....a very nice dinner with your son.

Don't forget to BURP really loud after dinner [LOL]

[Delfuego]

I believe the correct response is to "Dance a Jig" [Dance]

[Great-Kazoo]

One doesn't need to drink, to celebrate. What ever you and your son have in common, spend the day doing it.

[hurley842002]

Take him shooting (depending on age of course).

[sniper7]

pizza and pop and don't clean anything up till the morning!

[Sparky]

Take him shooting (depending on age of course).

This needs to happen for sure.

[Bailey Guns]

Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.

[Sparky]

Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.

Been doing that for almost 8 years now.

[beast556]

Another vote for Movies and candy

[Big E3]

It's never to soon to reflect on where you went wrong and how to see it coming in the future when choosing another mate. (From a guy that’s been married three times) Children are your only constant, children are what keep you going through tough times, treasure them every day.

[davsel]

It's never to soon to reflect on where you went wrong and how to see it coming in the future when choosing another mate. (From a guy that’s been married three times) Children are your only constant, children are what keep you going through tough times, treasure them every day.

^Nailed it

Congrats Sparky

[zteknik]

Video game marathon with all the pizza and pop you can get [WooHoo], or cartoon marathon ;)
Congrats, were sure you'll give your son the best love you can give him.

[Duman]

Congrats! Some of the best advice I got is advice I didn't want to follow. Take the high road, and refrain from disparaging remarks about ex when son is within earshot.

My natural reaction to difficult relationship failures is usually 'napalm'.

[buffalobo]

Different view. Kinda like a belated new start. New circumstances, do something new and adventurous. At 8 yrs old I introduce minions to alpine slide. Then pizza and pop.

[pickenup]

Congrats on getting it finalized.

[Ah Pook]

I can identify with your new situation. Step back, take a breath and enjoy the new opportunities.

[davsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE

[MED]

One doesn't need to drink, to celebrate. What ever you and your son have in common, spend the day doing it.

^^^^this

[Wulf202]

Congrats

Why not ask him what he wants to do? Then make it happen

[wctriumph]

Congrats on the removal of your cancer. I have never been divorced so I have no advice on that.

I can teach you how and what to drink if you're buying! [Beer]

[Rumline]

It's never to soon to reflect on where you went wrong and how to see it coming in the future when choosing another mate. (From a guy that’s been married three times)
A guy I used to work with would say "getting married is the only mistake I've ever made twice."

OP: Congrats on beating the system. It's difficult for dads to get sole custody, psycho mom or not.

[TheGrey]

This is great news, Sparky!

[bryjcom]

Congrats on a new start.

Just use this video when picking a new mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

[Pistol Packing Preacher]

"Take the high road, and refrain from disparaging remarks about ex when son is within earshot."

This is very important...
and Lots of hugs, time and fun things. You will have him for a while... then he is on his own Plant the good seeds...