Darwin Award of year? Needing "Hot Dog"

[electronman1729]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/02/illinois-man-reportedly-shoots-his-own-penis-after-stealing-from-hot-dog-stand.html

[BushMasterBoy]

Yes! But did he feel remorse?

[Gman]

https://mike-bland.com/images/monty-python-black-knight-flesh-wound.jpg

[CS1983]

I thought Darwin award required the person to die.

[BPTactical]

Well I guess he really dicked that up....

[Gman]

The Brits would call that a "cockup".

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

If they cut themselves out of the gene pool before having a child it's good enough. (no evolution). However, modern medicine has gotten so good it's almost impossible. I read an article where a woman cut a dudes junk off, put it through a garbage disposal, and then when LEO/medics arrived they collected it all, and the hospital, reattached, uh, put it.. something... uh, reattached a lot of hamburger stuff... thing... back on him.

Oh, found it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2014692/Woman-cut-husbands-penis-row-house-guests-faces-life-prison.html I guess they were not successful in the surgery, so he is darwin qualified I guess. (Avoid crazy).

And yet, they tried. And reattached something. Pieced together from a f'n garbage disposal. Can you imagine if that was successful?

They can make something out of nothing for F>M trannies, but they don’t really work. For all we know, they may have told him they used his hamburger stuff and “made something out of nothing.”

[blacklabel]

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.

[BushMasterBoy]

Mug shot is priceless!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5047865/Chicago-man-accidentally-shoots-penis.html

[GilpinGuy]

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.

His new name is Chili Dawg.

[crays]

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.


His new name is Chili Dawg.

Sure it's not Lit'l Smokie?