GreenScoutII
10-31-2009, 13:44
The
> Elk Hunting Trip:
> Don,
> Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the
> perfect backwoods elk hunting trip.
> Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife
> Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
> Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't
> go, but what can they do.
> Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie
> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
> steaks cooking on the fire.
> Damn Richie, how long have you been here and how did you
> talk Renee into letting you go?
> Well, I've been here since early this morning.
> Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and Renee came
> up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess
> who?
> I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
> through nightie.
> She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
> The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.
> She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes!
> She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And
> then she said: "do what ever you want!"
>
> So here I am.
> Elk Hunting Trip:
> Don,
> Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spend months planning the
> perfect backwoods elk hunting trip.
> Two days before the group is to leave Richie's wife
> Renee puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
> Don, Tom, Mike and Steve are very upset that he can't
> go, but what can they do.
> Two days later they get to elk camp only to find Richie
> sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
> steaks cooking on the fire.
> Damn Richie, how long have you been here and how did you
> talk Renee into letting you go?
> Well, I've been here since early this morning.
> Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and Renee came
> up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess
> who?
> I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
> through nightie.
> She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.
> The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.
> She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes!
> She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And
> then she said: "do what ever you want!"
>
> So here I am.