The Goat?!

[AwetGoat]

Hi everybody, I am new to this archive. This is my first time posting. What are the funnest and coolest weapons that are offered for trade here?I'm open to any suggestions; for self defense. mainly. I am a lone wolf and sometimes I feel like I need self defense because of other mammals. Is scaled ranged powder metal vector too powerful for self defense and target practice?
I have never owned a weapon with that high of a vector output and I don't like to carry a concealed weapon that is ranged. Sometimes I don't feel safe and also I feel like the laws for traveling with a weapon are very disarming when it comes to being educated and possessing a weapon for defense. I am building an AR slowly, and it is honestly slightly boring. Any suggestions?

-GOAT[Coffee]

[CS1983]

I will sell you a rubber boomerang. It goes as far as you can throw it and returns like the investment it is. Being rubber, it’s non lethal. It mainly allows you to scream gibberish, distract the assailant, and run away. This is possibly the best legal option, though I’m no longer allowed at Broncos games. You may not care to be banned, and rubber boomerangs are no longer allowed. Your mileage may vary.

[TFOGGER]

A reasonable command of the English language may be helpful. If you find yourself in a self defense situation, your warning and/or war cries will be more effective if your assailants can understand you.

[Gman]

I have a pencil sharpener. I can make all the sharpened sticks I want.

[TheNash]

Shit yourself and start flinging. Also I can sell or trade you. Goat shit doesn’t have that same splat sticking effect.

Welcome.
Always helpful.

[brutal]

IBTL

[alan0269]

I will sell you a rubber boomerang. It goes as far as you can throw it and returns like the investment it is. Being rubber, it’s non lethal. It mainly allows you to scream gibberish, distract the assailant, and run away. This is possibly the best legal option, though I’m no longer allowed at Broncos games. You may not care to be banned, and rubber boomerangs are no longer allowed. Your mileage may vary.

You could also add a NERF boomerang to the lineup for range time to save wear and tear on the rubber one. The NERF one is completely safe for all users - in addition to being used for range practice to keep yourself proficient in boomerang use, many people use them to introduce children to boomerangs. I would stay away from assault boomerangs such as the one the boy uses in "The Road Warrior" - they are expensive, require specialized hand protection, and you will find yourself trying to explain in court why you need something that lethal if you ever need to use it to defend yourself.

[ray1970]

The vector output is something that concerns me as well. I often lay awake at night, unable to sleep, worrying about my choice of vector factor.

My first concern is that I may not have enough vector. But then as I lay blurry eyed and pondering my thoughts turn to what if my vector factor is too high?

Eventually I get over it and just watch a little porn to relax me until I can fall asleep.

[buffalobo]

We always have suggestions, lots, when we can figure out what you are asking.[facepalm]

[TFOGGER]

The vector output is something that concerns me as well. I often lay awake at night, unable to sleep, worrying about my choice of vector factor.

My first concern is that I may not have enough vector. But then as I lay blurry eyed and pondering my thoughts turn to what if my vector factor is too high?

Eventually I get over it and just watch a little porn to relax me until I can fall asleep.

[ROFL1]

[funkymonkey1111]

The vector output is something that concerns me as well. I often lay awake at night, unable to sleep, worrying about my choice of vector factor.

My first concern is that I may not have enough vector. But then as I lay blurry eyed and pondering my thoughts turn to what if my vector factor is too high?

Eventually I get over it and just watch a little porn to relax me until I can fall asleep.

is your vector ranged?

[ray1970]

is your vector ranged?

Shit. I don?t know. Now that?s just more to keep me up at night worrying about.


And to the OP, if your obvious lack of proficiency in the English language is due to English not being your first or primary language then I apologize for making light of your questions. It is not my intent to poke fun of someone because they come from another country or culture.

But, if you?re just here to be a troll then I refuse to pay your toll and won?t be using your bridge.

[mahabali]

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[ChickNorris]

Wait, this is not a reference to an obscure film....

[Gman]

I didn't think it was that obscure...


http://youtu.be/fVq4_HhBK8Y

[ray1970]

Shirley you aren?t serious?

[zteknik]

Wait, whoa, this is a firearms discussion archive? [gohome]

[brutal]

Wait, whoa, this is a firearms discussion archive? [gohome]

Seems to be since we're all the talking dead.

[whitewalrus]

well at least I got a laugh reading it

[FoxtArt]

Hello talktotransformer.com welcome to the forum.

[TFOGGER]

I got the feeling it was a bot...

[FoxtArt]

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One case we saw in Houston and Texas is of a man shooting a man who didn't seem to care if he died. I write, in part, because his inability to stop the shooting and the unarmed civilians who could have intervened put others in danger.

The details that surfaced about Deacon Jones were revealing, but they didn't provide a clear picture of what drove this man to stop and start an attack on innocent victims.

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[FoxtArt]

For the record, the above was shat out by that AI with only the first five words as input, then looping it back on itself a couple times. It is made a word at a time by the computer guessing what comes next and isnt copy pasta.

[brutal]

full metal jacketed bullet of a British ammunition factory is developed that releases 850 grains of lead and 500 grains of bismuth every three seconds. It is then fired through 5 parabolics at 5,000m/s with the aim being to create 200 megaton explosions which produce over 2% of the world's energy, but does not kill anyone directly. The patent was filed in the United Kingdom in 1798.

Guess what? There is no patent for it in Germany either.

It's not just British products. German patents on bullet detonation and copper solder

[fright88]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
(GRUNTS)
And your people think they can get away with it? I'll kill you!
BETTY [OFF]
There, there. That's better.
(KICKS INGLO MONTOYA)
Loki!
(GRUNTS)
Get off him!
MADDOX
(O.S.)
Inigo!
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