Came very close to disrespecting a woman

[ray1970]

So, it was my turn to get the groceries so I headed out to Walmart with my mask in hand. After filling the cart full of stuff and barely being able to breathe, I headed to the register where I would unload everything I just loaded, scan and bag it all myself, and load it all back into the cart so I can take it out to the car and unload it all from the cart and into my vehicle so I can go home and unload it all again and put it away.

Anyhow, the whole process/experience generally puts me in a foul mood.

I get to the self checkout and this (insert your favorite derogatory word for a female) is doing her entire checkout process with one hand so that she doesn?t have to put her stupid phone down. And from what I could tell from her side of the conversation it was absolutely unimportant and she was just having a casual conversation with some sort of acquaintance about absolutely nothing.

I should have just snatched her phone and stomped on it.

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I hope she gets cancer.

[Mazin]

Should have told her put a little jiggle in that over grown jelly roll and hurry the F#$% up. But thats just me and the exact reason why my wife doesn't make me go grocery shopping.

[Irving]

I'm glad you're okay. If there's anything we can do to help you through this, just let us know.

[CS1983]

Where should I send the gofundme $$?

[ray1970]

Just don?t send the money to her. She?d just spend it all on food by the looks of her.

[BushMasterBoy]

Walmart Shoparillo. Unfortunately not an extinct species. From the size, I can see why the toilet paper shortage.

[drew890]

Buying groceries at Walmart. Mistake number one.

[TheGrey]

Criminy! Why the hell do people do that?
Was that the only self-checkout they had open?

My particular Walmart has a bunch of renegades that cut in line while yapping away on their phone, using it as an 'excuse' to 'not notice' anyone.

[def90]

Where should I send the gofundme $$?

Same here? I gots a dolla fitty..

[Sawin]

Get get their app, Ray. Put in the food you want into the cart, schedule the pickup and drive up, open the trunk and they put it in for you. I’ve gone grocery shopping a dozen times this way and it’s the best.

If they substitute something, it’s a bigger version usually for free.

[BushMasterBoy]

And the teenage hotties load the car for you.

[Gman]

Get get their app, Ray. Put in the food you want into the cart, schedule the pickup and drive up, open the trunk and they put it in for you. I?ve gone grocery shopping a dozen times this way and it?s the best.

If they substitute something, it?s a bigger version usually for free.

Not always. Ended up with some stuff that may have been related, but was in no way an equivalent. I always check the substitutions like a hawk.

I wish you a rapid recovery, Ray.

[GilpinGuy]

And the teenage hotties load the car for you.

You think those guys are hot? [LOL]

[BushMasterBoy]

You think those guys are hot? [LOL]

I only see females around here. But hey, I'm not bashing you...

[bellavite1]

I don't see any woman in your pics...
That's more like a family of five.

[Great-Kazoo]

HEY IS THIS THE 15 MINUTES OR LESS TALK & DATA LINE. CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING, AROUND WHILE MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING ON TO MY GIRFRIELDS VAGASIL!

[buffalobo]

HEY IS THIS THE 15 MINUTES OR LESS TALK & DATA LINE. CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING, AROUND WHILE MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING ON TO MY GIRFRIELDS VAGASIL!^^^^This, it's Walmart. Gotta be one of the rudest places around.

[Great-Kazoo]

^^^^This, it's Walmart. Gotta be one of the rudest places around.

That's not rude. It's called tactfully loud. Being rude, i can really kick it up a few levels. But i always try saying it with a smile on my face and skip in my walk.

[buffalobo]

I don't think you response was rude, it was appropriate for Walmart. The myriad of scumbags you see there are the worst.

[Bailey Guns]

Get get their app, Ray. Put in the food you want into the cart, schedule the pickup and drive up, open the trunk and they put it in for you. I?ve gone grocery shopping a dozen times this way and it?s the best.

If they substitute something, it?s a bigger version usually for free.

I actually did that the last time and it worked out great. I fucking hate grocery shopping at WalMart but I don't have any other choices in Altus. I did start driving a little further to Vernon, TX because the geezers I have coffee with in the morning said it was a nicer store. In fact, I've been there 3 times now and it's the nicest, cleanest, least congested WM I've ever seen.

And that thing in the photo is a Heffalumpopotomus. They're common in WM stores.

ETA: I'm having a hard time finding sympathy for you because your photos are not in chronological order. For that reason I WILL NOT be contributing to your GFM account.

[GilpinGuy]

I only see females around here. But hey, I'm not bashing you...

LOL I never did the grocery app thing but I should. I hate shopping as much as the next guy.

I love when you go through the "self checkout" and there's a problem, or you have a case of beer or something, and it takes you even longer than going through the human staffed line. Bring on the automation and the auto pay tech.

[BushMasterBoy]

I only go there for KY.

[ray1970]

ETA: I'm having a hard time finding sympathy for you because your photos are not in chronological order.

Yeah, I?m a technological idiot. I noticed it right after I posted. Fortunately for me I gave zero fucks so I let it ride.

[Gman]

I thought she might have been going so slowly that time had gone backward.

[BushMasterBoy]

The worst is when a Shoparillo is on I-25 doing 15 under in the passing lane, next to a overloaded semi, with 10 cars behind her. The reason is because she is texting...

[electronman1729]

Why were you in Wal-Mart to begin with?

[jhood001]

I try not to let things like this get under my skin. I'll end up wasting more time posting on forums about it than what was actually stolen from me during the perceived infraction.

+1 for wishing cancer on people that annoy me.

[BushMasterBoy]

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[StagLefty]

I don't think the phone had anything to do with the delay. It takes time to move those arm hams !!!
The only thing I go to Walmart for at all is their OTC medicines because of the lowest prices I see anywhere.

[UncleDave]

That's not rude. It's called tactfully loud. Being rude, i can really kick it up a few levels. But i always try saying it with a smile on my face and skip in my walk.

How does one skip with a peg-leg? Inquiring minds want to know. [LOL]

[Justin]

I don't think the phone had anything to do with the delay. It takes time to move those arm hams !!!
The only thing I go to Walmart for at all is their OTC medicines because of the lowest prices I see anywhere.

MMMMM...Arm ham.

[Bailey Guns]

Is arm ham as good as back bacon?

[Gman]

How does one skip with a peg-leg? Inquiring minds want to know. [LOL]
I was figuring that was his regular stride.[Coffee] When he gets "tactfully loud", people are probably afraid of confronting him since he might take off his prosthetic and club them with it.

[Great-Kazoo]

How does one skip with a peg-leg? Inquiring minds want to know. [LOL]



very carefully

[CS1983]

How does one skip with a peg-leg? Inquiring minds want to know. [LOL]



very carefully
Ever thought about a pogo stick attachment?

[Irving]

So does that mean you called her the next morning after all?

[BPTactical]

Awful presumptive of you RayRay, the unit may not even identify as female.

[Great-Kazoo]

Ever thought about a pogo stick attachment?

Only when aroused ;)