Year-to-Date TSA Statistics From DHS

[Bailey Guns]

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3

[Mtn.man]

[ROFL2][Beer]

[BigBear]

Outstanding, lol

[TFOGGER]

I'm guessing there's some overlap, ie. Transvestites, breast implants, natural blondes....

[patrick0685]

Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch

[Graves]

Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch

Gotta remember, this is natl. data [Coffee]
I'm just glad to see fake boobies came back with an even figure.

[Byte Stryke]

Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch


not really...
My First wife was a real Blond.

They do exist

[Mtn.man]

not really...
My First wife was a real Blond.

They do exist


I know just like the M&M dudes, I saw them in Vegas.

[BPTactical]

Gotta remember, this is natl. data [Coffee]
I'm just glad to see fake boobies came back with an even figure.

Wouldn't those numbers be "rounded"? (.)(.)

[Tooth]


Nice of DHS to keep us abreast of things.

[BigBear]

Nice of DHS to keep us abreast of things.


It is, if they didn't, things could really go tits up!




I see what you did there....

[Mtn.man]

So you don't think those stats for the implants was inflated?

[BPTactical]

So you don't think those stats for the implants was inflated?

I doubt they would water down any data.
I think it is probably pretty well jelled in place[Tooth]

Of course they could have "Nipped" it a bit.

[sniper7]

Awesome! Thanks for the laugh!

[Jeff350]

Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3

Soooo, how would a guy go about getting a job there?[Lick]

(I'm asking for a friend)

[Mtn.man]

Maybe if the "friend" has silicone valley background, it may help.

[spyder]

not really...
My First wife was a real Blond.

They do exist

I like how you say first... Did the blonde part have anything to do with that?
I know in my case with my first it did![ROFL1]

[spyder]

Soooo, how would a guy go about getting a job there?[Lick]

(I'm asking for a friend)

With the way airports are now, you could probably just put on a suit, get some cones to make a walkway with. Grab something that looks like a hand held metal detector and wave all the girls you want over to "pat down" and no one for fear of being raped by security or thrown in jail would ever say anything. [Tooth]

[BPTactical]

It would be a tittilating job to have.

Think of all of the lasting mammaries you would have.

I would like to work on Concourse DD[Muaha]

[Dr_Fwd]

Pics of boobies - or it never happened! :)

[DD977GM2]

[rofl1][rofl2]

[Mtn.man]

(.) (.) little ones




(.) (.) big ones

[Mtn.man]

Then there are these





http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg/240px-Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blue-footed_Booby_(Sula_nebouxii)_-one_leg_raised.jpg)

[BPTactical]

(.) (.) little ones




(.) (.) big ones


(In best Yoda voice) "Learned have you well"

Jeez- can we milk this thread anymore?

[Mtn.man]

http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/uu346/bobie1147/got-milk.jpg

[BPTactical]

I guess I asked for that.....


Thank You!!!!

[Dr_Fwd]

I like this thread more and more!

[Bailey Guns]

Jeez- can we milk this thread anymore?

Seriously, right? I started this thread to discuss the merits of TSA policies and procedures that have produced such admirable results.

And it's just degenerated into talking about female breasts and blonde pubic hair. I was expecting better from the guys on this forum.

[StagLefty]

I was expecting better from the guys on this forum.

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[Bailey Guns]

I know...I tried to type that with a straight face.

[Mtn.man]

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:nlpUBQeoJzzryM::gmspt3.webs.com/popcorn.gif&t=1&h=196&w=182&usg=__apkEUUoVP2z4o7OknwkOJb7GInQ= (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://gmspt3.webs.com/popcorn.gif&imgrefurl=http://gmspt3.webs.com/&h=526&w=490&sz=17&tbnid=nlpUBQeoJzzryM:&tbnh=233&tbnw=217&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dimages%2Bpop%2Bcorn&zoom=1&q=images+pop+corn&hl=en&usg=__CwG2jUB7nEmxbFUN4cZmGuT2kG8=&sa=X&ei=o58kTdCgGdHCngeEnY27AQ&ved=0CBoQ9QEwAQ)

Anyone?

[BPTactical]

I know...I tried to type that with a straight face.

Riiiight....well I guess you won't try that one again- did it hurt?

[Mtn.man]

[ROFL2]

BG and his straight face.

[Bailey Guns]

[ROFL2]

BG and his straight face.


Hey! It could happen.