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Bailey Guns
03-22-2011, 09:23
Screenshot of the actual HEADLINE (http://www.wyff4.com/news/27200800/detail.html):

I wonder what he was expecting to find?

http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/a9f3fd21.jpg
KevDen2005
03-22-2011, 09:39
I want to make so many jokes right now
alxone
03-22-2011, 09:51
he found crack in the crack
rondog
03-22-2011, 09:57
The crack ass had crack in the ass crack? Maybe that enhances the flavor.....
2008f450
03-22-2011, 10:10
do they hide it there to age it like aging whiskey in the barrel[ROFL1][ROFL1]
Bailey Guns
03-22-2011, 10:41
"Hey...this crack smells like s**t!"
Not_A_Llama
03-22-2011, 11:03
I feel like the original headline is just about perfect.
TFOGGER
03-22-2011, 11:08
Captain Obvious to the rescue! What's next? "Concrete found in parking lot!"?


[LOL]
Geology Rocks
03-22-2011, 11:09
he is going to be the butt of a lot of jokes in jail.

joe
Mtn.man
03-22-2011, 11:16
Man I don't know how that got there, it ain' mine...
Bailey Guns
03-22-2011, 11:32
Man I don't know how that got there, it ain' mine...

Hmmm...I see you've had experience dealing with Five-O.
cebeu
03-22-2011, 11:38
"Hey...this crack smells like s**t!"


Reminds me...

So this graying, frail nerd with spectacles a bow tie and briefcase walks into the US patent office and takes a seat in front of the processor he's scheduled to meet to pursue a patent.

Processor: "I understand you need to consider a patent application. What can we do for you?"

Nerd: "I have invented a cookie and I would like your help in obtaining a patent."

Processor: "A cookie? Hmmmmm...why a patent for a cookie?"

Nerd: "The obvious, to protect my intellectual capital rights, future earnings, etc."

Processor: "Makes some sense, but...it's only a cookie, I doubt you have anything unique to protect."

Nerd: "Oh yeah I do, nothing like it on the market today!" he says with a broad Cheshire cat grin.

Processor: "What's so different about it?"

Nerd: "I invented a cookie that tastes like good pussy!"

Processor: Somewhat taken aback at hearing that from a frail ol' nerd the guy states "What? Yeah...sure you did!" He says with a smirk and raised brow.

Nerd: Opens his old tattered briefcase, pulls out a baggy, opens it and hands a cookie over to the guy with a prideful look. "Here, check it out" he states.

Processor: Takes a big bite...then...a horrid scowl crosses his face and he blurts out; "THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT MAN! ARGGHHHHH!!!"

Nerd: Looks puzzled for a second then says; "oh...you'll need to turn it over!"


[rim shot]
Mtn.man
03-22-2011, 11:38
Hmmm...I see you've had experience dealing with Five-O.


I watch Alaska State Troopers.[ROFL1]
Bailey Guns
03-22-2011, 11:44
I haven't heard the cookie joke in years! Sill LMAO!

[ROFL1]
DSB OUTDOORS
03-22-2011, 19:45
They found white crack in the black crack that smells like crack, Damn that cracks me UP!! [LOL]