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The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] Oh that's a good one :)
The year is 1947 Nancy Pelosi!
Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
Meh whatever...still funny in my book!!
2008f450
03-31-2011, 12:39
That explains why they dont land and say hi. They dont want to deal with the mess they left behind in those messed up experiments[ROFL1][ROFL1]
gcrookston
03-31-2011, 12:47
Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
yep, born March 1940
Byte Stryke
03-31-2011, 13:03
yep, born March 1940
hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.
I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.
[Eek3]
clublights
03-31-2011, 13:23
hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.
I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.
[Eek3]
But I hope and pray everyday that someone gives her a nice smack to the back of the head ...............
May not set her right .. but I could play that video in a loop for HOURS at a time!
hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.
I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.
[Eek3]
Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.
Byte Stryke
03-31-2011, 14:52
Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.
Damn man, why you have to be disrespecting spotted owls?
[ROFL1]
Tor Larson
03-31-2011, 21:09
Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
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Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
.
Well shit guess I should have posted this in the "joke of the day" thread as I was taking this as a joke.
Humor seems hard to come by without being corrected anymore[Dunno]
Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
.
holy crap, you either missed the boat by a mile or have a wit drier than last week's unbuttered toast
Tor Larson
04-01-2011, 21:34
Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.
Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Who's the fine, brave hero in this group?
Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.
APRIL FOOLS!
Well played. I hope.
Tor Larson
04-01-2011, 21:47
You are correct Irving!!!!!
My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!
You are correct Irving!!!!!
My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!
Damn you got me good. Well played![Beer]
Fentonite
04-01-2011, 22:22
You are correct Irving!!!!!
My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!
Nice save. See? you DO have a sense of humor! [Tooth]
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