View Full Version : Lost my truck keys- *#@//
BPTactical
07-20-2011, 09:40
Here I sit stuck at home with no truck keys. I know I had them last night when I got home from work[Mad]
Torn apart the bedroom, living room and the house in general and still no keys.
Not out in my shop either!
I have a spare key but no extra key fob to unlock or disable the alarm.
Sonofabiatch!
Sniveling, whining rant over....................
UberTong
07-20-2011, 09:41
I'm channeling some key/unlock energy your way bp...[Beer]
Fondis Firearms
07-20-2011, 09:41
You looked in the truck????????
Have you tried to use the key to unlock and start it up? Or is it just a valet key? If not give it a shot.
BPTactical
07-20-2011, 10:08
Just a valet key Mike-
I used the fob to lock and arm the alarm last night so that rules out them being in the truck.
I bought my truck used and it only had the 1 fob.
M";:/*#+@?!.'!!!!
Did ya check the fridge? [Tooth]
Google how to disable the alarm with the key in the manual. My Subaru got me the other day, the battery in my fob stopped working -- in that car you unlock the door, the alarm sounds, get in and turn the ignition on/off three times and the alarm goes off.
H.
PS for some reason I thought "fob" was an acronym Finger Operated Button, I think someone told me that once. Not true! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_fob The More You Know.
n8tive97
07-20-2011, 11:19
Pockets? In the laundry?
alan0269
07-20-2011, 11:23
What type of vehicle is it?
Pants pocket from yesterday? I left mine in my pocket once and my wife was kind enough to have thrown them in the washer before I could empty my pockets.
BPTactical
07-20-2011, 11:32
Can't be in my pants pocket from yesterday..............
I didn't wear any[Tooth]
I know where they are
Right there, where you left them.
I did this awhile back and the wife found them stuck in the office chair.
n8tive97
07-20-2011, 11:37
What type of vehicle is it?
Pants pocket from yesterday? I left mine in my pocket once and my wife was kind enough to have thrown them in the washer before I could empty my pockets.
Same thing happened to my crackberry.... [Bang]
Zundfolge
07-20-2011, 12:01
They in the front door? That's where I usually find my keys when they're misplaced.
is it the factory alarm system? if so the dealership might be able to look up the radio code and you could get another fob but that gets spendy quickly
BPTactical
07-20-2011, 12:09
They in the front door? That's where I usually find my keys when they're misplaced.
Separate keyrings.
Not a total loss of a day though. "The Cowboys" is on and the living room is the cleanest it has been in a long time.
[Rant2]
funkfool
07-20-2011, 12:38
Hint:
They are always in the last place you look.
leatherneck448
07-20-2011, 12:57
Am I the only one on the board that looks all over the house for a pair of sunglasses, and finds them when I look in the mirror?[ROFL1]
BPTactical
07-20-2011, 14:50
Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Would she?
Devil Woman!
alan0269
07-20-2011, 15:15
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Mine would.
UberTong
07-20-2011, 15:30
Mine would.
+1 [LOL]
StagLefty
07-20-2011, 15:39
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Would she?
Devil Woman!
Has she had a really weird grin on her face all day ??? [ROFL1]
SideShow Bob
07-20-2011, 20:23
Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Would she?
Devil Woman!
Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.
Byte Stryke
07-20-2011, 20:31
Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.
2 very disturbing things...
First, the image of Bert in a dress
Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....
[ROFL1]
2 very disturbing things...
First, the image of Bert in a dress
Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....
[ROFL1]
X2
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight[Help]
Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
Oh wait, wrong basement.
SideShow Bob
07-20-2011, 21:47
Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
Oh wait, wrong basement.
And wrong hose...
BPTactical
07-21-2011, 07:50
Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.
You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?
Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?
Hmmmmm............................................ .................
Jus sayin...............[Muaha]
You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?
Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?
Hmmmmm............................................ .................
Jus sayin...............[Muaha]
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
So you didn't like that exposure into your private life? [Flower]
Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
Hey I tried...remember you can't do drywall though[Muaha]
Your wrong, I can drywall mud and tape, I can't texture. Lol
Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Would she?
Devil Woman!
Oh .... the evil that lurks in the minds of wives, we as men are doomed.
BPTactical
07-21-2011, 09:26
Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
Yeah Dave I know-
But I wanted the truck to run afterwards[LOL][LOL]
Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.
Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?
Would she?
Devil Woman!
I've found that I've 'lost' more things in the decade my life has lived with me than my previous two decades of life including childhood. Funny how that works.
Come clean, you were playing dress up had the wifes purse and then forgot to take them outa there...
Byte Stryke
07-21-2011, 19:33
Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?
that was over 1K rounds ago
got tired of waiting for you...
gave up on it.
BPTactical
07-21-2011, 19:42
that was over 1K rounds ago
got tired of waiting for you...
gave up on it.
Probably oughta give up on it.
It is a Kimber afterall.
1K its done wore out
[LOL]
theGinsue
07-21-2011, 23:07
Am I the only one on the board that looks all over the house for a pair of sunglasses, and finds them when I look in the mirror?[ROFL1]
Nope, I did that about 2 weeks ago. - and again last week, and......
theGinsue
07-21-2011, 23:10
Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
Daaayummmmm. That's just wrong.
(I'll have to remember that the next time I lose my keys though)
SideShow Bob
07-22-2011, 16:27
Was this BP ?
A Mattapan man faces arraignment tomorrow on charges he lifted his dress and showed passersby what the Good Lord gave him outside the Mass. Ave. Orange Line stop Friday afternoon.
According to an MBTA Transit Police report, Ray Johnson, 27, of Old Morton Street, lifted his dress several times in front of a woman and her children shortly before 1:30 p.m.. When another man told him to knock it off and stop being disrespectful, the report continues, Johnson said "I'll show you disrespectful" and then bent over and exposed himself again, this time to a larger group that included "three elderly women passing out religious literature."
Johnson was charged with open and gross lewdness.
Innocent, etc.
BPTactical
07-22-2011, 17:02
Was this BP ?
A Mattapan man faces arraignment tomorrow on charges he lifted his dress and showed passersby what the Good Lord gave him outside the Mass. Ave. Orange Line stop Friday afternoon.
According to an MBTA Transit Police report, Ray Johnson, 27, of Old Morton Street, lifted his dress several times in front of a woman and her children shortly before 1:30 p.m.. When another man told him to knock it off and stop being disrespectful, the report continues, Johnson said "I'll show you disrespectful" and then bent over and exposed himself again, this time to a larger group that included "three elderly women passing out religious literature."
Johnson was charged with open and gross lewdness.
Innocent, etc.
Thank You Bob
We are all slightly stupider now.....................
Byte Stryke
07-22-2011, 18:48
Was this BP ?
A Mattapan man faces arraignment tomorrow on charges he lifted his dress and showed passersby what the Good Lord gave him outside the Mass. Ave. Orange Line stop Friday afternoon.
According to an MBTA Transit Police report, Ray Johnson, 27, of Old Morton Street, lifted his dress several times in front of a woman and her children shortly before 1:30 p.m.. When another man told him to knock it off and stop being disrespectful, the report continues, Johnson said "I'll show you disrespectful" and then bent over and exposed himself again, this time to a larger group that included "three elderly women passing out religious literature."
Johnson was charged with open and gross lewdness.
Innocent, etc.
you would have had to Google that...
and why?
never mind, I dont want to know.[Puke]
SideShow Bob
07-22-2011, 18:55
you would have had to Google that...
and why?
never mind, I dont want to know.[Puke]
I was trying to find the video of police pulling over a guy in a dress, he was a tall bean pole of a man, but this was the best I could do.
This grasshopper needs practice in google Fu... Sorry master.
Byte Stryke
07-22-2011, 19:07
I was trying to find the video of police pulling over a guy in a dress, he was a tall bean pole of a man, but this was the best I could do.
I didn't want to know that either.
please just stop, I am going to have nightmares as it is!
[Eek3]
BPTactical
07-22-2011, 20:07
I didn't want to know that either.
please just stop, I am going to have nightmares as it is!
[Eek3]
Now Byte, didn't you say you really liked that one act on "Americas Got Talent"? You know- the one you mentioned when I called you about my modem?[Muaha]
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