View Full Version : AF is better than the Army
airborneranger
05-31-2012, 09:02
Because of this:
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/military_moms_breastfeeding_in_uniform_controversy .html
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/AF.jpg
Scanker19
05-31-2012, 09:04
It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.
armstrong001
05-31-2012, 09:10
Nom Nom nom...
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 09:11
Because of this:
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/military_moms_breastfeeding_in_uniform_controversy .html
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/AF.jpg
Dang. Why did I just get thirsty?
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 09:13
It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 09:18
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-09-30-Strip_151_Marine_Hunters_web.gif
Scanker19
05-31-2012, 09:28
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
Everybody. We called them QFaYs: Queens for a year. Only Iraq could turn a 4 to a 10.
Too bad those little dudes don't appreciate it for what it is
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
Not so much as to get out of the army, but to get out of deployment... shame, they didn't realize this when they signed up? Cold feet? Our unit had a shitbag female that got pregnant 3 times, missed the 3 deployments our unit went on in the last five years. I can't stand this.
Everybody. We called them QFaYs: Queens for a year. Only Iraq could turn a 4 to a 10.
Afghanistan was the same... that supply soldier started looking real good after 10 months down range... in Garrison she was no better than a 6! [LOL]
You're right, AF chicks are way hotter... AIT, 2007, went up to Davis Montham AFB in Tucson and holy cow batman! We met a few girls that put the AU chicks to shame![Pepsi]
i Am Embarrassed To Say It Is Probably The Marines, We Are Not Known For Our High Standards When It Comes To Random Sexual Encounters.
http://terminallance.com/comics/2011-09-30-strip_151_marine_hunters_web.gif
[rofl1] [lol] [lol]
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 09:57
I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.
It's not just the Marines. 9/10 infantrymen (regardless of branch) would hit it no matter what she looked like.
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 10:04
I present to you exhibit A:
Susan Boiled was on TV last night...
http://www.metrolic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/susan-boyle1.jpg
eh...I'd do her
Are you blind????
Nope, just in the Infantry...
Fat chicks need love too [ROFL1]
tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 10:06
Meh, done worse...
Not proud of it, but it has happened.
Mostly done a HELL of a lot better. Not that is saying much with her.
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 10:26
I present to you exhibit A:
look at you diggin' up skeletons
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 10:52
look at you diggin' up skeletons
Hahaha, it was the first thing I thought of when I read that Terminal Lance comic strip. [Muaha]
Byte Stryke
05-31-2012, 10:57
"A lot of people are saying it's a disgrace to the uniform. They're comparing it to urinating and defecating [while in uniform]," Scott told MSNBC. "It's extremely upsetting. Defecating in public is illegal. Breast-feeding is not."
I am pretty sure during my time in the Army I never once completely disrobed to take a crap or Piss...
So yeah, I Pissed while in Uniform.
Natural Function, get over it.
tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 11:01
Rest of the pictures taken by the photographer are here:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Brynja-Sigurdardottir-Photography/232328680117768
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 11:30
Hahaha, it was the first thing I thought of when I read that Terminal Lance comic strip. [Muaha]
[Beer] good stuff
Chad4000
05-31-2012, 11:43
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
totally know somebody who did that....... ugh..
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 12:00
totally know somebody who did that....... ugh..
Got pregnant to get out of the army or did an army girl?
DD977GM2
05-31-2012, 12:32
Navy has the best looking women.......usually after 4 months out to sea too!!!!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/BOTD/navy_women_01.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/BOTD/navy_women_05.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/BOTD/navy_women_02.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/BOTD/navy_women_03.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/BOTD/navy_women_04.jpg
tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 12:36
Um... no, the Navy really doesn't. Cherry picked pictures not withstanding. AF still wins in that area. Marine Corps got nothing.
It's a toss up... My LT who later became my Company CDR before I got out was by far the hottest military gal I'd ever met...
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21533_592955919603_7653664_n.jpg
But this Marine is pretty hot:
http://itsguycode.com/images/stories/military-chicks/marine-chicks/us-marine-chick-15.jpg
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 13:15
I would say that the AF has the largest volume of attractive ladies per capita, but the hottest chick I've ever seen that was in the military was in the Marines. I've seen a couple hotties in the Army as well, but they're few and far between.
DD977GM2
05-31-2012, 13:18
Um... no, the Navy really doesn't. Cherry picked pictures not withstanding. AF still wins in that area. Marine Corps got nothing.
I did that on purpose. The BAM's were scary, the Navy chicks, most had the Navy issues a**.
The one I dated was decent, had a soccar girl's body. Fit but not thick.
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 13:20
There was an MP and her last name was Anderson who was attached to my unit. We used to call her Manderson and I don't believe I need to further explain this.
I did that on purpose. The BAM's were scary, the Navy chicks, most had the Navy issues a**.
The one I dated was decent, had a soccar girl's body. Fit but not thick.
I love soccer girls... but I like my women to be fit! Now thinking back to my high school girlfriend [Love4]
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 13:24
I love soccer girls... but I like my women to be fit! Now thinking back to my high school girlfriend [Love4]
Hey, hey, hey! You take your dirty mind somewhere else, there are plenty of site on the internet to help you with that.
TEAMRICO
05-31-2012, 13:30
Got pregnant to get out of the army or did an army girl?
The hatchet faced broad who lives across the street from me has gotten lucky at least 3 times!.........3 different fathers!
She is still in!
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 13:35
The hatchet faced broad who lives across the street from me has gotten lucky at least 3 times!.........3 different fathers!
She is still in!
LOL, I almost died laughing...but yes, I saw it numerous times. This to me isn't an issue of women in the military, to me it's an issue of how poor our discipline has gotten in the military and the leaders that have allowed it to get to this point.
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 13:37
LOL, I almost died laughing...but yes, I saw it numerous times. This to me isn't an issue of women in the military, to me it's an issue of how poor our discipline has gotten in the military and the leaders that have allowed it to get to this point.
Word.
LOL, I almost died laughing...but yes, I saw it numerous times. This to me isn't an issue of women in the military, to me it's an issue of how poor our discipline has gotten in the military and the leaders that have allowed it to get to this point.
Well they are in a kind of "hands tied" situation. I remember clearly after we returned from deployment our CSM came out and said "Females, now is the time to get pregnant. We are guaranteed 12 months at home so have all the babies you want within the next 10 months, but after that it's game time and we gotta gear up to go back! I can't NJP anyone for getting pregnant 3 months before we deploy, but you're letting your peers down by trying to skip a deployment because of a pregnancy. Remember why we fight."
SA Friday
05-31-2012, 14:18
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
Sharpienads
05-31-2012, 14:26
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
Yeah, well it's a slow day, and we're petty... [/sarcasm]
tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 14:29
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
To include your pointless post.[Beer]
KevDen2005
05-31-2012, 14:49
Yeah, well it's a slow day, and we're petty... [/sarcasm]
Indeed we are, sir, and I had fun anyway
DD977GM2
05-31-2012, 14:50
LOL, I almost died laughing...but yes, I saw it numerous times. This to me isn't an issue of women in the military, to me it's an issue of how poor our discipline has gotten in the military and the leaders that have allowed it to get to this point.
On board, the ships company with Air Det was aorund 375. 60 were enlisted and about 4-5 officer that were females.
The higher ups didnt care if it was enlisted with enlisted, but when a few officers females and male enlisted, a sh*tstorm hit and hit hard.
When it was male officers and female enlisted, it wasnt as bad of a sh*tstorm for some reason.
El Caballo Loco
05-31-2012, 14:52
Because of this:
How long have you been in and it took you a set of tits to realize this?
DD977GM2
05-31-2012, 14:53
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
I saw a guy get out of a part of a deployment, but he broke his leg when a pallet
on an UNREP off the coast of NC slammed into his leg. Only guy I saw get out of
a deployment. Lost quiet a few females to preggers. Lost one chick in my division because of that. She was
ugly as a three legged snake, but knew here shit and kept what she learned in school
and applied it to the ship.
Air Farce always had the best chow...that's all I'm saying.
Bailey Guns
05-31-2012, 19:59
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
No shit. This thread isn't anything like all the other intellectually stimulating conversations that require deep, critical thinking in the GD forum.
[Bang]
Slow day in Mod-ville?
Because of this:
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/military_moms_breastfeeding_in_uniform_controversy .html
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/AF.jpg
I was home that night and I have witnesses[ROFL2]
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
... sigh....
That's not really the point of the thread.
You know, it's not mandatory that you read every post...
airborneranger
05-31-2012, 22:32
I am just happy that this thread is beating the duplicate thread in the total number of posts :)
joeyshoe
05-31-2012, 22:45
Well, let me get up in this so I don't just have posts in the "losing" thread. [ROFL2]
TheBelly
06-01-2012, 00:25
I know of a Soldier that played the "family care plan....nope no family care plan" game to get out of deploying. Then the chapter process started. The Soldier got ready to deploy very quickly.
tmleadr03
06-01-2012, 08:34
I am just happy that this thread is beating the duplicate thread in the total number of posts :)
The other thread is the serious one, this one is more fun.[Beer]
BEEEWBEEEESSS I love them.
airborneranger
06-01-2012, 08:54
The other thread is the serious one, this one is more fun.[Beer]
BEEEWBEEEESSS I love them.
Ya, I just saw your latest posts with whitetrash [ROFL1]
Ya, I just saw your latest posts with whitetrash [ROFL1]
Why you gotta be callin me names bro?! [Coffee]
airborneranger
06-01-2012, 09:11
Why you gotta be callin me names bro?! [Coffee]
This guy fool! hghclsswhitetrsh
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-01-2012, 09:34
This guy fool! hghclsswhitetrsh
[Beer]
This guy fool! hghclsswhitetrsh
Oooohh I seeeee....... Now I'm a clown?..... [Stooge]
Why you gotta be callin me names bro?! [Coffee]
This guy fool! hghclsswhitetrsh
[Beer]
Oooohh I seeeee....... Now I'm a clown?..... [Stooge]
OK...back to the OTHER boobs now...
airborneranger
06-01-2012, 20:53
OK...back to the OTHER boobs now...
I think the boobs got derailed long ago
I think the boobs got railed long ago
Fixed...I would say about 15 months earlier!
airborneranger
06-01-2012, 21:32
Fixed...I would say about 15 months earlier!
[Beer]
Woman behind military breast-feeding photo fired from job (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/14/woman-behind-military-breastfeeding-photo-fired-from-job/?test=latestnews)
"The Washington state woman who orchestrated controversial photos of military moms breast-feeding their kids in uniform was fired from her civilian job as an X-ray technician and the women in the picture have been reprimanded, she said."...
Scott has served in the military and now lives on the Fairchild Air Force Base...She is the spokesperson for...a support group for breast-feeding on the military base.
Years ago when I was in a "support group for breast-feeding" would have been "a gaggle of privates snockered on stale 3.2 beer sittin' around tellin' tall-tales about their exploits suckin' on a nice, big pair of titties and contemplating more of that."
I liked the "old Army" better.
DD977GM2
06-14-2012, 18:47
This thread needs more bewbies!!!!!!!![Tooth][Weight]
Byte Stryke
06-14-2012, 19:11
Woman behind military breast-feeding photo fired from job (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/14/woman-behind-military-breastfeeding-photo-fired-from-job/?test=latestnews)
Years ago when I was in a "support group for breast-feeding" would have been "a gaggle of privates snockered on stale 3.2 beer sittin' around tellin' tall-tales about their exploits suckin' on a nice, big pair of titties and contemplating more of that."
I liked the "old Army" better.
So...
what yer sayin is...
she was 'Canned'?
I'm Sorry, I just had to 'Milk' that one...
Keeping 'abreast'!
[ROFL1]
Scanker19
06-14-2012, 19:24
So...
what yer sayin is...
she was 'Canned'?
I'm Sorry, I just had to 'Milk' that one...
Keeping 'abreast'!
[ROFL1]
You're a boob for telling jokes that.
jerrymrc
06-14-2012, 21:23
You're a boob for telling jokes that.
Having lived in GA I think the heat and humidity is getting to him. [Flower]
Scanker19
06-14-2012, 21:41
Hey Byte I see you live near Glock. Go by and ask them, WTF?
PAshtr77
06-14-2012, 23:10
This caused a crazy thread/stir at AF times. Turns out they are guard (or reserves, whats the difference ;)
SA Friday
06-14-2012, 23:13
This caused a crazy thread/stir at AF times. Turns out they are guard (or reserves, whats the difference ;)
Guard falls under the control of the state's governor and Title 32.
Reserve falls under the control of the Fed Govt and Title 10.
That's the difference.
PAshtr77
06-14-2012, 23:14
Guard falls under the control of the state's governor and Title 32.
Reserve falls under the control of the Fed Govt and Title 10.
That's the difference.
I realize this, being sarcastic. An active duty joke.
SA Friday
06-14-2012, 23:42
I was lucky. No guard in the OSI, only reserves and they were almost all from other LE or counterintel agencies. Not all AFSCs/MOSs had it that good.
Knew a few Guard guys I really wanted in the OSI though.
onebadfx4
06-14-2012, 23:47
This is why the AF has a bad rep for being weak. This is just weird.
PAshtr77
06-14-2012, 23:56
I was lucky. No guard in the OSI, only reserves and they were almost all from other LE or counterintel agencies. Not all AFSCs/MOSs had it that good.
Knew a few Guard guys I really wanted in the OSI though.
I know and work(ed) with lots a good OSI guys, thanks for your service.
PAshtr77
06-14-2012, 23:58
This is why the AF has a bad rep for being weak. This is just weird.
I agree, but AF Times/Military Times always are looking to throw gas on the fire. I can hardly stand to read it anymore, makes me wonder how many liberals are on staff.
onebadfx4
06-15-2012, 00:06
I agree, but AF Times/Military Times always are looking to throw gas on the fire. I can hardly stand to read it anymore, makes me wonder how many liberals are on staff.
It kinda pisses me off how this makes all AF females look like soft domesticated housewives. I know a few of my fellow SF females who would smack those idiots for pulling stunts like that if they were in their presence.
Troublco
06-15-2012, 01:36
Guard has its share of....fill in the blank. Also has its share of folks who can get things done the way they need to be.
Guard folks seem to get lumped together and painted with the same brush as a lot of military contractors...till they're needed. They didn't make the system, they just fill a place in it. I get crap about being a contractor now, too. Once again, I didn't make the system, just filling a spot in it. And I still deploy, contractor or not; and more than I did when I was in. Hell, I'm deployed now. Part of my job is being a flying Crew Chief, so we go with the plane(s).
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