YYYEEEESSSS!!!!! Octomom Porn! Coming soon!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

That's right... OctoMom is broke... So, what is a broke ass OctoMom to do? PORN!!!!


http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/06/06/octobroke-pulls-out-stripper-gig/?intcmp=features




Nadya Suleman has cancelled her stripping gig after reportedly learning that her future coworkers were talking trash about her.
Octomom was set to strip at T’s Lounge in Palm Beach, Fla. next month. In a TV interview, the club’s bartender said: “She must be a little crazy, normal people don't have that many children.”
PHOTO: Promo shot for Octomom's upcoming porn movie. (http://fox411.blogs.foxnews.com/)
Suleman also contractually agreed to only go topless for the gig (the strippers at the club usually bare all) and was reportedly upset that the club’s manager said that “maybe after a few shows she gets comfortable, we’ll see more.”
This isn’t the broke baby mama’s first adult entertainment venture. Earlier this year, she resorted to posing topless for U.K.’s “Closer” magazine for a meager $10,000.
PHOTOS: Octomom strips for 'Closer.' (http://www.celebuzz.com/search/photos/octomom)http://global.fncstatic.com/static/all/img/external-link.png
The stripping contract was supposed to be a means to promote her first adult movie, debuting this summer.
The mother of 14 gained public attention for giving birth to octuplets as a single mother in 2009.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/06/06/octobroke-pulls-out-stripper-gig/?intcmp=features#ixzz1x383Z1MB


I, for one, can not wait...

[blacklabel]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Sharpienads]

She's disgusting.

[tmleadr03]

Meh. I might watch it when it shows up free online.

[Pacman89]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I threw up in my mouth alot[Puke]

[Jeff350]

If she would just get a little plastic surgery, maybe a little collagen to plump her lips up, she would be pretty attractive! Oh wait a sec...

[Mazin]

Better get Ray a super sized bag of cheeto's.

[Ronin13]

Meh... http://rj3.net/ckb/images/forums/twsmilies/hitit.gif

But after all those kids popped out of there... it might be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...[Coffee]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Meh... http://rj3.net/ckb/images/forums/twsmilies/hitit.gif

But after all those kids popped out of there... it might be like throwing a hotdog down The Grand Canyon...[Coffee]
Fixed... [ROFL1]

[Ranger]

Holy crap. B.A.R.F.

[Monky]

Why would anyone want to see that naked.. it has more miles on it than the space shuttles.

[Chad4000]

wow lol..

"solo" porn is the gateway porn lol.... next it will be horses...

[waxthis]

Thank god there are numerous uses for a 2x4...[LOL]
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57kvrqkBY1qm98hmo1_500.jpg
[Puke]

[TFOGGER]

Thank god there are numerous uses for a 2x4...[LOL]
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57kvrqkBY1qm98hmo1_500.jpg
[Puke]

You can always use one to club yourself senseless, should you catch a glimpse of this wildebeest naked...

[pepito]

Never realized just how jacked up her face was. http://snowguy.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/family-guy-puke-a-thon-family-guy-2772560-513-386.gif

[TEAMRICO]

Im married......OF COURSE I Will watch it!


Cant wait for Octo Mom and Kate from the plus 8 show!

[mcsurveyer1361]

Meh... http://rj3.net/ckb/images/forums/twsmilies/hitit.gif

But after all those kids popped out of there... it might be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...[Coffee]
[ROFL1] thats funny as hell. I bet that porn will have a lot of echoing due to the cavernous size of her cooder.

[HBARleatherneck]

delete

[SuperiorDG]

The only reason I wouldn't is because she is famous and you guys would find out and never let me live it down.[Beer]

[spleify]

Better get Ray a super sized bag of cheeto's.

True dat...



She is absolutely disgusting.

[GhostRider]

first, her kids were not produced from having sex. so her vagina is low mileage.

second, her kids were all c section, so no stretching. once again low mileage vagina.

go ahead, you know you want to.


no.....I don't think so.....in fact, I'm sure I don't want to. Even with the low mileage

[patrick0685]

first, her kids were not produced from having sex. so her vagina is low mileage.

second, her kids were all c section, so no stretching. once again low mileage vagina.

go ahead, you know you want to.

you know way to much about her vagina

[HBARleatherneck]

delete

[Tinelement]

I really shouldn't......

Ok I will....


Cant be any worse than 2 girls one cup





I'm sorry. [Flower]

[10mm-man]

She's disgusting.

+1... GROSS![Help]

[SoSleepy]

Why am I not the slightest bit surprised?

[rutz777]

Hey! She is a nice lady! Ya don't say that!

[lpgasman]

She kinda looks like this.

http://m663.photobucket.com/image/rocky%20dennis/nategonzomichele/untitled.jpg.html?o=10

[sabot_round]

Better get Ray a super sized bag of cheeto's.

Wouldn't cheetos turn your dick orage color while watching porn? [Tooth]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Wouldn't cheetos turn your dick orage color while watching porn? [Tooth]


I bet if you walked into a Country Buffet with a Cheetoh powder covered........ I should stop there.... [Tooth]

[theGinsue]

Wouldn't cheetos turn your dick orage color while watching porn? [Tooth]
And now you're getting why Ray's title is "Orange Junk". It's all a joke of course. Everyone knows Ray is celebate.

[Fmedges]

I really shouldn't......

Ok I will....


Cant be any worse than 2 girls one cup





I'm sorry. [Flower]

It would be hot if she was the cup.

[Scanker19]

Im going to watch it. I will not pay for it though. I want to Help ensure her lonely trip Into a semen covered, heroin infused bath tub death comes quickly.

[Irving]

I'm with JM2.0 here. Celebrity wants to get naked? Hell yeah. Like most celebrities, it's not like she is a person I respect in the first place, which is exactly the kind of person I want to see getting hammered in a porno.

[ray1970]

Somebody say porn? Where are my cheetos? [Coffee]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Judge me all you want, I will take a gander. But the ol boy that's smashing her guts better nail that 2x4 across his ass so he doesn't fall in.

[DD977GM2]

Id like to do some nasty crap to her just so she can go back and give kisses to the 8 lil brats she has spawned [Peep]

[mx'r]

Damn. I cant imagine the conversation at lunch break if we all worked together. LOL

[TheBelly]

it'd be like goin at it with a wet warm plastic grocery bag.

anybody remember the movie 'Orgazmo' ? "HeyLady, we're ready for the _ _ _ _ shot!"

"If you don't think that doesn't gut me like a turkey, you're wrong!"

[Marlin]

Well, I grew up with (what we found out later to be) The incredibly young and nubile Traci Lords. So, anything shy of that, Just ain't going to cut it..

[Ronin13]

Funny, you guys are acting like she's the most disgusting person on earth... I've seen much uglier (try 5 Points after dark, like IVO 26th and Welton- yeesh! Some of those beggars are frightening). My standards must have been lowered since the onset of my dry spell, I'm not saying I'd gladly take her home, I'm just saying if she offered in a dark room where her face was barely visible I probably wouldn't turn it down... if I had been consuming alcohol. [Tooth]

Like Carlin says, "I've never gone to bed with a 10, but I have had two 3's and a 4 in the same night!"

[Walker2970]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2duhx20.jpg

nuff said

[Adawg38]

Sweet! Might have to check that one out! [ROFL1]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Ok. Who wants to chip in so I can buy the Blu-Ray version? Then, we can all have a viewing party at Ray's house...

[lpgasman]

Ok. Who wants to chip in so I can buy the Blu-Ray version? Then, we can all have a viewing party at Ray's house...

Ok, but I'm not going to be the pivot man this time.

[sabot_round]

And now you're getting why Ray's title is "Orange Junk". It's all a joke of course. Everyone knows Ray is celebate.

Funny!! I know someone like that too...orange junk!![ROFL2]

[blacklabel]

Funny, you guys are acting like she's the most disgusting person on earth... I've seen much uglier (try 5 Points after dark, like IVO 26th and Welton- yeesh! Some of those beggars are frightening). My standards must have been lowered since the onset of my dry spell, I'm not saying I'd gladly take her home, I'm just saying if she offered in a dark room where her face was barely visible I probably wouldn't turn it down... if I had been consuming alcohol. [Tooth]

Like Carlin says, "I've never gone to bed with a 10, but I have had two 3's and a 4 in the same night!"

It's the internet. I get to be a picky asshole here.

[TFOGGER]

Doing that broad would be like driving an AMC Matador.

Somehting you're not proud of, never to be mentioned in public, much less filmed...

http://blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/12/amc-matador-barcelona-2.jpg

[Ranger]

Just remember when you go out to Google searching for this ugly womans porno that some sh*t you just can't un-see!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Just remember when you go out to Google searching for this ugly womans porno that some sh*t you just can't un-see!

Like this picture?

http://arrogantass.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20kpz7p.jpg?w=610

[Ranger]

Like this picture?

http://arrogantass.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20kpz7p.jpg?w=610

Yea, dork, now I'll never get that image out of my head. You really suck! [Bang]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I can't even explain how hard I'm laughing at you right now, sir.

[tmleadr03]

So...

Xhamster.com has it up with an interview. I muted the entire thing, but her tits are not that bad. I was scanning through so I did not watch all of it but I didn't see a bearded clam shot.

[Irving]

Thanks for the intell.

[Mazin]

So...

Xhamster.com has it up with an interview. I muted the entire thing, but her tits are not that bad. I was scanning through so I did not watch all of it but I didn't see a bearded clam shot.


Is that the rare African Bearded Clam or the Norwegion Bearded clam [Tooth]

[onebadfx4]

A possible way to get another baby daddy. Lol

[trlcavscout]

That was some pretty sorry porn!?!?

[whiskeyjack]

I was underwhelmed to say the least.

[Fist_gonzo]

Is this out yet?

[Adawg38]

I heard it was out a few days back but cannot find it online to view to satisfy my sick mind.[Bang]

[tmleadr03]

I heard it was out a few days back but cannot find it online to view to satisfy my sick mind.[Bang]

If only someone would come and post a website in this thread where we could find it.

[Sharpienads]

If only someone would come and post a website in this thread where we could find it.

If only...

[quondom fremd]

well, it's okay if someone posts it here, just not in the funny pictures/videos thread. [Wink]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Is this out yet?


I heard it was out a few days back but cannot find it online to view to satisfy my sick mind.[Bang]


well, it's okay if someone posts it here, just not in the funny pictures/videos thread. [Wink]

If you're all being serious.... You suck at the interwebs.

[tmleadr03]

If you're all being serious.... You suck at the interwebs.

Not to mention this thread. I posted a site it is on.

[aahorn]

I was underwhelmed to say the least.

agreed. i dont think porn is supposed to make you sleepy.

[hatidua]

Sure to induce limpness...

[mike9905]

This woman is not unattractive. She is profoundly mentally ill and we know too much about her, which makes her so disguisting.

[Adawg38]

Not to mention this thread. I posted a site it is on.


Where? LOL!

[aahorn]

This woman is not unattractive. She is profoundly mentally ill and we know too much about her, which makes her so disguisting.

uhhhhh.... i think chyna is octomom or they are at least related. they got the same ugly ass mug
http://www.pmpnetwork.com/joanie_laurer/chyna2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-85czb-E2EZk/TfWHtOIrbOI/AAAAAAAADMI/7cpXNQ9GTJk/s1600/octomom-bikini-car+wash+cancelled.jpg

[DavieD55]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120220013038/gremlins/images/thumb/e/e2/GremlinsGreta7382.JPG/389px-GremlinsGreta7382.JPG (http://gremlins.wikia.com/wiki/Greta?image=GremlinsGreta7382-JPG)

[Ronin13]

Just watched some of it, I'll say this- she has some very nice ta-tas! And you can't hate on those DSLs, even if the face attached to them is rather unpretty.

[tmleadr03]

Just watched some of it, I'll say this- she has some very nice ta-tas! And you can't hate on those DSLs, even if the face attached to them is rather unpretty.

Totally agree. As long as you keep your eyes below her neck it isn't that bad.

[onebadfx4]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120220013038/gremlins/images/thumb/e/e2/GremlinsGreta7382.JPG/389px-GremlinsGreta7382.JPG (http://gremlins.wikia.com/wiki/Greta?image=GremlinsGreta7382-JPG)

Classic [ROFL2]