View Full Version : Big ole sissy....
DangerLee_Industries
06-07-2012, 16:27
I like to think of my self as someone that can deal with pain fairly well. This is based on all the creative ways over the years I have inflicted it on myself. I just had my gallbladder removed yesterday and I flat out tear up every darn time I fart... WTF when did I become a sissy[Flower][Flower]...... That is all...
JM Ver. 2.0
06-07-2012, 16:34
I farted doing sit ups today... Totally made them easier to do... But I feel your pain. Been there before.
Same here.  Had mine taken out a couple of years ago and I know what you are going through.  Hang in there.
Dude, I feel ya, had 2 hernias fixed last year, I thought I was going to die every time I sneezed. Give it time and good luck to ya.
BPTactical
06-07-2012, 16:48
Don't fart.
Burp instead.
It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......[Coffee][Coffee]
StagLefty
06-07-2012, 16:51
Don't fart.
Burp instead.
It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......[Coffee][Coffee]
Dr. Bert Dr. Bert please see the patient in the gas ward [ROFL1]
Oh yeah, have some spine surgery where they cut through all the layers of muscle in your back to get to the vertebrae, then sew 'em back together. Have it done twice within 6 months! Makes many aspects of life more interesting.
 
This area right here, cut through those muscles twice now. Yippee shit. Talk about dreading to cough.....
 
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/health%20stuff/backmuscles01.jpg
68Charger
06-07-2012, 16:58
Don't fart.
Burp instead.
It might taste like crap but it won't hurt.......[Coffee][Coffee]
reminds me of the thought I had the other day when my teenage daughter was whining about "everything she touches turns to crap"
The thought that popped in my head was "Everything I eat turns to crap"
I'm considering making it my new tag line...
Zombie Steve
06-07-2012, 16:58
Farted so hard my back popped.
Lex_Luthor
06-07-2012, 17:06
I tear up when I fart too! But I think it's from different reasons... [Coffee]
Tinelement
06-07-2012, 17:08
Are you sure the tears aren't from the stank!?
[ROFL1]
When I fart OTHER people tear up!  I had a bad jump in the Army and broke three ribs, you want to know pain then sneeze or (worse) sniffle with broken ribs - farting was all good though :D
Zombie Steve
06-07-2012, 17:29
When I fart OTHER people tear up!  I had a bad jump in the Army and broke three ribs, you want to know pain then sneeze or (worse) sniffle with broken ribs - farting was all good though :D
I busted a few ribs once... doctor gave me vicodin. I've never been good with narcotics, so puking with broken ribs is right up there.
quondom fremd
06-07-2012, 17:41
You guys are killin' me, first Ranger's Pink Parade and now this!, I'm tearing up!
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
Bailey Guns
06-07-2012, 18:00
Farted so hard my back popped.
I got tears in my eyes over that.  Now it's starting to hurt from laughing so much.
palepainter
06-07-2012, 18:02
When you fart, have someone kick you in the balls.  You will forget about the fart.
DangerLee_Industries
06-07-2012, 18:08
Now I'm tearing up from laughin.....
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