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K, this is my third post of the night, I promise I'm not turning into Ronin...
The wife decided she "needed some", and of course, I'm not going to say no, so.... Anyway, get done, come out, and I remembered what I was doing before she decided she needed to take me away... My steak is now black....... Damnit........ It was my last one also.
AirbornePathogen
07-17-2012, 22:14
Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-17-2012, 22:16
Don't lie that shit was still medium rare. Haha jk! Good for you!
theGinsue
07-17-2012, 22:17
Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?
The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!
(Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
Don't lie that shit was still medium rare. Haha jk! Good for you!
Nah, I would have probably found it rare, but I ended up falling asleep right after... [ROFL1]
Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?
The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!
(Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
I want you to know when this began ginsue...
When I start tellin Ronin, or others that they just pulled a "ginsue" (joke that was sorta, kinda, maybe.... funny, but not really). [LOL]
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-17-2012, 22:24
Well played sir!
theGinsue
07-17-2012, 22:24
Okay, I can't resist...
Isn't this where someone is supposed to say "Hmm. She told me she wanted steak for lunch before we got busy because she needed the energy!"
Eh so you settled for pork [Tooth] "pork, its whats for dinner"
theGinsue
07-17-2012, 22:30
Oh, good golly, the cheese is thick tonight.
Eh so you settled for pork [Tooth] "pork, its whats for dinner"
I got some brown chicken... brown cow... (for those of you in on it)[ROFL1]
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-17-2012, 22:34
I got some brown chicken... brown cow... (for those of you in on it)[ROFL1]
You're starting to sound like theginsue now...[Tooth]
Eh so you settled for pork [Tooth] "pork, its whats for dinner"
You're starting to sound like theginsue now...[Tooth]
That's actually pretty funny because he was the one who started it. [Beer]
Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?
The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!
(Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
Oh fark, Ginsue made a funny. [Beer]
Goodburbon
07-17-2012, 22:40
color me jealous
ChunkyMonkey
07-17-2012, 22:43
Meat is meat
Meat is meat
I would almost agree.... almost. However when it is dropped onto the plate, and the bottom shatters... it's not meat anymore. [Beer] I cut the top off (only part I would eat because it wasn't completely black).
ChunkyMonkey
07-17-2012, 22:48
Oh.. we are moving on to the next meat? I am so slow [Tooth]
patrick0685
07-17-2012, 22:58
sounds like you had the brown cow afterwards does that make your wife the brown chicken?[ROFL1]
I cut the top off (only part I would eat because it wasn't completely black).
Racist.
HoneyBadger
07-17-2012, 23:06
Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.
Oh.. we are moving on to the next meat? I am so slow [Tooth]
Wow... I'm slow..... [ROFL1]
sounds like you had the brown cow afterwards does that make your wife the brown chicken?[ROFL1]
Well, she is white..... I wouldn't call her pork, she's 5 7" and a buck ten, so, chicken works I guess... [Tooth]
Racist.
What? I don't like dark meat.... [LOL]
Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.
Well, you should have tried rubbing her with something other than your hands......[Muaha]
BushMasterBoy
07-17-2012, 23:12
Oh ffs...just order a pizza...
You guys crack me up....but not as much as brown cow LMFAO [ROFL1]
patrick0685
07-17-2012, 23:25
Well, you should have tried rubbing her with something other than your hands......[Muaha]
i never use my hands[Muaha]
Great-Kazoo
07-18-2012, 00:00
K, this is my third post of the night, I promise I'm not turning into Ronin...
The wife decided she "needed some", and of course, I'm not going to say no, so.... Anyway, get done, come out, and I remembered what I was doing before she decided she needed to take me away... My steak is now black....... Damnit........ It was my last one also.
Tell me about it. I'm making love with the wife, going at it a good 2-3 minutes, then DONE. I'm getting up off the bed and she yells
WHAT ABOUT ME?? Selfish bitch, they all like that??
HoneyBadger
07-18-2012, 00:00
Oh come on now.... let's at least TRY to be gentlemen on a public forum! [Roll1]
mcantar18c
07-18-2012, 00:25
The lady and I were laying in bed last Sat morning, TVs on as usual (she likes it on, I tune it out), we start fooling around a bit and then the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory comes on. She tells me I'm not allowed to touch her till that movie was over. Fast forward to that night, after a nice dinner and a soak in the hot tub we were in bed, things start getting heated up again, and then the Cinch rodeo came on TV.
Man was she pissed.
GhostRider
07-18-2012, 06:40
close call but I would say your priorities were in line [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Tell me about it. I'm making love with the wife, going at it a good 2-3 minutes, then DONE. I'm getting up off the bed and she yells
WHAT ABOUT ME?? Selfish bitch, they all like that??
[ROFL3][ROFL3]....Now thats a Sig line!!!
Great-Kazoo
07-18-2012, 08:33
[ROFL3][ROFL3]....Now thats a Sig line!!!
I got 275K of them.
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-18-2012, 08:48
Tell me about it. I'm making love with the wife, going at it a good 2-3 minutes, then DONE. I'm getting up off the bed and she yells
WHAT ABOUT ME?? Selfish bitch, they all like that??
Jim, are you padding your stats? [ROFL1]
Chad4000
07-18-2012, 09:05
Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.
lol... totally
Chad4000
07-18-2012, 09:07
lol.. this thread is awesome...
Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.
Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
"I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"
Chad4000
07-18-2012, 09:49
Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
"I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"
"Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."
hahaha LOL
Snowman78
07-18-2012, 12:09
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
DD977GM2
07-18-2012, 12:12
Spyder, almost like Ronin, yet a lot cooler!!!!!!!!!!![Tooth]
Chad4000
07-18-2012, 12:21
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Fuck you.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): You give them a lot?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Fuck you.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
bahahahaha lol....
DD977GM2
07-18-2012, 12:22
Pics or it didn't happen
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL][Tooth][Stooge]
hghclsswhitetrsh
07-18-2012, 12:24
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Are you high? [Shock]
Spyder, almost like Ronin, yet a lot cooler!!!!!!!!!!![Tooth]
Thanks Gabe, way to really help my self esteem today... [Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh, go see Pulp Fiction... Oops, I created a monster! [Beer]
DD977GM2
07-18-2012, 12:45
Thanks Gabe, way to really help my self esteem today... [Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh, go see Pulp Fiction... Oops, I created a monster! [Beer]
You are important, You are smart, You are kind, You are special, You are handsome and You are a good CO-AR15 poster [ROFL1][Beer]
You are important, You are smart, You are kind, You are special, You are handsome and You are a good CO-AR15 poster [ROFL1][Beer]
Kind? Let's not get carried away here... [LOL]
Great-Kazoo
07-18-2012, 15:11
You are important, You are smart, You are kind, You are special, You are handsome and You are a good CO-AR15 poster [ROFL1][Beer]
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