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Nothing to exciting but me and the lady are sitting here watching True Blood and there is a damn mouse runnin around upstairs I can't catch that's freaking her out and ruining my show. She looked at me and made a smart ass comment "go get your gun!" lol. Dogs are completely oblivious, the damn mouse can't run worth a shit on the wood kitchen floors but I still can't catch it....maybe I should stop drinking and thinking I can catch a mouse. Settin up mouse traps now and the dogs are still completely obvlivious. [ROFL1]
Just thought I'd share. [M2]
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 21:15
At least your dog didn't catch it, and tear it up and leave it as a "present" for you
[Luck]
do you have a BB gun? that is all you need!
or traps laced with peanut butter
DangerLee_Industries
08-09-2012, 21:27
Get that sucker...... I just smashed one with a bayonet in our downstairs tub last week.[Dinner]
Going to go against the grain here... make peace with it to show that you mean their kind no harm so they do not infest the house attempting to avenge their fallen brother.
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 21:44
Going to go against the grain here... make peace with it to show that you mean their kind no harm so they do not infest the house attempting to avenge their fallen brother.
I think we all know what happens when you give a mouse a cookie
I got the peanut butter traps out. [UZI]
I think we all know what happens when you give a mouse a cookie
You have someone to talk to on cold nights?
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/foreveralone.png
bigshane
08-09-2012, 22:15
do you have a BB gun? that is all you need!
or traps laced with peanut butter
Good call. I keep one handy just for such occasions. I learned my lesson when I pelted one with airsoft and it just ran off. There may be a little collateral damage, but that's what craigslist is for, shopping for cheap furniture, mirrors, etc...
Get that sucker...... I just smashed one with a bayonet in our downstairs tub last week.[Dinner]
Jesus, man; you hate mice more than Tom during the violent years.
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 22:17
You have someone to talk to on cold nights?
PIC
That hurts deep, real deep, I think I'll go drink now [Pepsi][Stooge]
bigshane
08-09-2012, 22:22
You have someone to talk to on cold nights?
I think we all know what happens when you give a mouse a cookie
The guy in the next cell teaches you to sword-fight?
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 22:26
The guy in the next cell teaches you to sword-fight?
Yes, but with just the tips.
Big Wall
08-09-2012, 22:28
My wife stomped a mouse she once found. Peanut butter traps work well too. Sticky traps don't work so well. We woke up to a mouse's screams one night after it got stuck on one. My wife stomped that one too now that I think of it.
That hurts deep, real deep, I think I'll go drink now [Pepsi][Stooge]
[Beer]
stevelkinevil
08-09-2012, 22:35
Good ol fashioned snap trap baited with peanut butter. Been years since I had a mouse but when I did it never failed to get em. Just put it up against the wall and behind something and you'll get his ass.
When I was a kid my father went after a mouse in the cabinets with a .22 loaded with snakeshot. He missed the mouse and blew a hole in the cabinet.
I suspect the mouse ended up dead of fright but we never saw it again.
Great-Kazoo
08-10-2012, 01:17
Sure it wasn't a shifter ?
beast556
08-10-2012, 01:23
Borrow a friends cat and let it have a little fun.
Sure it wasn't a shifter ?[ROFL1][ROFL2]
I set out 4 traps with peanut butter in the 4 best places upstairs. I cleaned all the food and trash up and still haven't caught him.
lpgasman
08-10-2012, 07:39
When I was a kid my father went after a mouse in the cabinets with a .22 loaded with snakeshot. He missed the mouse and blew a hole in the cabinet.
I suspect the mouse ended up dead of fright but we never saw it again.
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24VA0tTTsvM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
DD977GM2
08-10-2012, 07:57
Pics of said Wife or didnt happen [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
Big Wall
08-10-2012, 08:53
Damn! Busted![ROFL3]
We lived next to a big field and the little bastards kept finding a way in. She had no mercy for them.
Blowdart gun. Takes two shots.
BPTactical
08-10-2012, 09:16
Cat, preferably a hungry one......
(easily done if StagLefty and I are allowed access to his food stash[LOL] )
I learned my lesson when I pelted one with airsoft and it just ran off.
Airsoft is the perfect compromise in the house
Our cat likes to bring stuff in and I have found putting a 12 pack box along the back of the couch where they are hiding and pushing them from the other end with a broom or what not the animal goes into the box; then out the front door.
Sharpienads
08-10-2012, 11:02
Going to go against the grain here... make peace with it to show that you mean their kind no harm so they do not infest the house attempting to avenge their fallen brother.
Learn their language. Earn their trust. And then breed them out of existence. Problem solved.
Never caught the mouse. Sitting here enjoying my Jim and Coke and the SOB ran from the kitchen into the laundry room. I went to rebait the traps with peanut butter and found 2 of them have had the peanut butter licked clean and never went off. WTF!?![UZI]
I reset them in different areas. Now I am pissed, this mouse is taunting me laughing![Mad]
Goodburbon
08-11-2012, 22:46
Blow dart guns are fun, but when your wife walks in and all of the broadheads are stuck into the wall...
It was just a coincidence, but when I killed the mouse in my room with a blowdart gun, it had woken me up from sleep, so I did it in my underwear. I felt like a tribesman for the next few days.
It was just a coincidence, but when I killed the mouse in my room with a blowdart gun, it had woken me up from sleep, so I did it in my underwear. I felt like a tribesman for the next few days.
My wife will think I'm nuts if I sit in the living room in my underwear with a blow dart gun trying to kill a mouse.[Weight]
It'd be fun though! Ha!
Byte Stryke
08-12-2012, 09:23
It was just a coincidence, but when I killed the mouse in my room with a blowdart gun, it had woken me up from sleep, so I did it in my underwear. I felt like a tribesman for the next few days.
There is an image I will never get out of my head...
Thanks Stu
fucker...
[ROFL1]
Make sure it's a knock down with the first shot,,,
They charge when wounded.
[Neene1]
ive killed 6 so far in the house with these
http://www.northwestshootersupply.com/images/products/detail/ccishotshellammunitionvariouscalibers.jpg
with my ar and .22 conversion i have to hold about 2" high at room fighting distance :D
edit: i haven't had to kill any for months now......guess i scared em all off
Never caught the mouse. Sitting here enjoying my Jim and Coke and the SOB ran from the kitchen into the laundry room. I went to rebait the traps with peanut butter and found 2 of them have had the peanut butter licked clean and never went off. WTF!?![UZI]
I reset them in different areas. Now I am pissed, this mouse is taunting me laughing![Mad]
Mouse is smart. Mouse needs to be tricked. Mouse needs to be punished.
Forget about the traps. Buy a pack of Reese Cups, a bottle of ammonium hydroxide, and some iodine crystals. Whip up a little ammonium triiodide solution and paint it on the Reese Cups. When it dries it becomes a highly sensitive contact explosive that will explode when the mouse nibbles on it.
POP goes the weasel.
[Tooth]
eneranch
08-13-2012, 06:00
Buy a pack of Reese Cups, a bottle of ammonium hydroxide, and some iodine crystals. Whip up a little ammonium triiodide solution and paint it on the Reese Cups. When it dries it becomes a highly sensitive contact explosive that will explode when the mouse nibbles on it.
POP goes the weasel.
[Tooth]
That's scary as f**k; but I like it VERY much. [Ban1][Ban1]
DEAD! Killed this morning, I win bitches!
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2012, 07:49
Please tell me a chest thump was involved.
ronaldrwl
08-16-2012, 08:55
So ends another season of mouse hunter. To bad it was getting interesting. Do you have pictures?
So ends another season of mouse hunter. To bad it was getting interesting. Do you have pictures?
No, no pics but should of. I was in a hurry getting myself read for work and the daughter for daycare so I tossed him in the trash quick. No time even for a proper burial.
Fentonite
08-16-2012, 20:20
...Evil has been vanquished, and order restored...
bigshane
08-16-2012, 21:38
No, no pics but should of. I was in a hurry getting myself read for work and the daughter for daycare so I tossed him in the trash quick. No time even for a proper burial.
Ah, psyops. Let the rest of em wonder. Smart thinking.
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