View Full Version : If hitler didn't come to power
Great-Kazoo
08-29-2012, 14:01
Would Schindler had a list?
Sophie have a choice?
StagLefty
08-29-2012, 14:04
Would his real first name been Heil ?
10mm-man
08-29-2012, 14:23
Would he really have cared so much about the Glock Gen III???
Jim- despite our little spat yesterday- you are quite a funny person!
But the real question is, would we have figured how much it cost to hollow?
Besides, what was the question that he found out the "final solution" to?
clublights
08-29-2012, 14:24
While we have had some pretty funny answers.....
I think the world would be a very different place.
And perhaps not even in a good way.
Great-Kazoo
08-29-2012, 14:24
Would his real first name been Heil ?
I think being Austrian it was Zieg.
Great-Kazoo
08-29-2012, 14:27
While we have had some pretty funny answers.....
I think the world would be a very different place.
And perhaps not even in a good way.
There's always one. . However this is Sarcasm 101. Yesterday was Whambulance 100
Follow along or take notes, sarcasm will not be repeated.
Please post all concerns regarding the great dictator other than humorous in another thread or ....................
CrufflerSteve
08-29-2012, 14:32
People would have had to find a new B movie about a deranged a dictator to use for spoofs.
OTOH, there might not even be an internet. That was one product that came from a bloated post WWII DoD.
Steve
Steve, you just reminded me of "The Great Dictator" starring Charlie Chaplain... I need to go watch that movie again, it's been too long.
clublights
08-29-2012, 14:51
There's always one. . However this is Sarcasm 101. Yesterday was Whambulance 100
Follow along or take notes, sarcasm will not be repeated.
Please post all concerns regarding the great dictator other than humorous in another thread or ....................
Wednesday is my serious day.
so bite me [Coffee]
Would there still be a "Stinky Hitler?"
Would Steven Spielberg exist?
Would the "Goose Step" become a Dance instead?
clublights
08-29-2012, 15:18
What would the liberals have called W. Bush ?
What would the liberals have called W. Bush ?
What would we call Obama? Oh right, we still have Stalin! [Coffee]
Byte Stryke
08-29-2012, 16:35
if we had not had Hitler, there would have been no WWII and thus, no insurmountable debt, Income taxes or fiat notes.
Bad men are placed in positions of power to give the good guys someone to war, the banks someone to finance and the government someone to enslave.
Guess which one you are.
TEAMRICO
08-29-2012, 16:54
We would have never gotten into WWII cuz of the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor and I could have named my kid Adolf without judgement!
StagLefty
08-29-2012, 16:57
Wednesday is my serious day.
so bite me [Coffee]
Why would you want to be bitten on your serious day ? [ROFL1]
Byte Stryke
08-29-2012, 17:30
We would have never gotten into WWII cuz of the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor and I could have named my kid Adolf without judgement!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ni89kgP01qi48vj.gif
clublights
08-29-2012, 17:36
We would have never gotten into WWII cuz of the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor and I could have named my kid Adolf without judgement!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ni89kgP01qi48vj.gif
Leave him alone.. he's on a roll ..
UncleDave
08-29-2012, 19:03
Nice Animal House reference. And income tax was WW1, goose stepping goes back to pre-WW1 Prussia and Austria-Hungary.
TEAMRICO
08-29-2012, 19:16
Nice Animal House reference. And income tax was WW1, goose stepping goes back to pre-WW1 Prussia and Austria-Hungary.
Thank you.
I was wondering who would get!
Bluto!!!
clublights
08-29-2012, 20:25
Thank you.
I was wondering who would get!
Bluto!!!
I got it ...
Sheesh ...
TEAMRICO
08-29-2012, 21:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zc0BI7T1LA
jerrymrc
08-29-2012, 22:32
Pearl Harbor? Best line Belushi ever had.
Hitler was a useful pawn that was responsible for whacking a good 30 million Russians- communists. Communism was still the darlin of everyone when WW2 was a brewing: civil war in that pathetic Dago Spain, England was keen on it, and France was a Socialists paradise. Stalin was prepping his country for expansion. If war hadn't opened 6/22/41 with Barbarossa then Stalin had plans for heading west a year or two later. IMHO communism would have spread all over Europe since we would have not been a participant. Europe definitely didn't have the balls to stop it. WW2 got the US in the global game. We are still the only nation capable of fighting a global war. China? Nope. England? Not anymore.
There would have never been a Hitler if England, France, and our loser CIC Wilson would have finished the Great War properly: invaded Germany, captured the country, and made a real peace treaty. We never finished the war- an armistice? Versailles Treaty? League of Nations without the US? WW2 was just round two of the Great War. Pretty sad. Around 80 million people wouldn't have died if fucking politicians would have pulled their head out of their asses and finished the war.
I remember a whole bunch of people saying that about DS1. Just saying. [Flower]
jreifsch80
08-29-2012, 23:40
The Germans wouldn't have had Hugo boss designed uniforms ;)
We would have never gotten into WWII cuz of the Nazis bombing Pearl Harbor and I could have named my kid Adolf without judgement!
yep...that is the answer RIGHT THERE[ROFL1]
jreifsch80
08-29-2012, 23:45
Pearl Harbor? Best line Belushi ever had.
Hitler was a useful pawn that was responsible for whacking a good 30 million Russians- communists. Communism was still the darlin of everyone when WW2 was a brewing: civil war in that pathetic Dago Spain, England was keen on it, and France was a Socialists paradise. Stalin was prepping his country for expansion. If war hadn't opened 6/22/41 with Barbarossa then Stalin had plans for heading west a year or two later. IMHO communism would have spread all over Europe since we would have not been a participant. Europe definitely didn't have the balls to stop it. WW2 got the US in the global game. We are still the only nation capable of fighting a global war. China? Nope. England? Not anymore.
There would have never been a Hitler if England, France, and our loser CIC Wilson would have finished the Great War properly: invaded Germany, captured the country, and made a real peace treaty. We never finished the war- an armistice? Versailles Treaty? League of Nations without the US? WW2 was just round two of the Great War. Pretty sad. Around 80 million people wouldn't have died if fucking politicians would have pulled their head out of their asses and finished the war.
We chose the wrong side in ww1 anyway (coming from Someone who had dozens of relatives executed during the Russian revolution just because they were Germans living in russia)
Great-Kazoo
08-30-2012, 08:09
veering off the humor a little.
Snap out of it. Today's R13 drama free day. Enjoy it while we can.
jreifsch80
08-30-2012, 09:04
we also wouldn't have hogans heros ;)
Great-Kazoo
08-30-2012, 09:09
we also wouldn't have hogans heros ;)
I know nutin.
What if time traveling South Afrikaaners gave AK-47s to the Confederacy?
Hint: One of the worst books I actually finished.
Zundfolge
08-30-2012, 13:21
What if time traveling South Afrikaaners gave AK-47s to the Confederacy?
Hint: One of the worst books I actually finished.
HA!
I actually enjoyed the book ... but yeah, it's not Harry Turtledove's best work.
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