"In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

[Skukripion]

I just had a week with 4 different exams at university. I need some "In Soviet Russia..." jokes for entertaining. If this kind of joke offends you, please don't read any further.

I'll start, "In Soviet Russia, you have the right to keep and arm bears."

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[mcantar18c]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Radio listens to you!

In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you!

[Great-Kazoo]

Women Marry You,
Until you hit America's shore then they miraculously find work in any number of massage parlors.

[Ronin13]

Oh man, quite a can of worms you opened here... or in Soviet Russia, can of worms opens you! [ROFL1]
Here you go:
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/in-soviet-russia-motorcycle-funny-russia-demotivational-poster-1221183812.jpg
http://www.drinkalot.com/pics/In-soviet-russia.jpg
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/227/735/1325617422669.jpg
http://www.boreme.com/img/motivation/in-soviet-russia.jpg

[Great-Kazoo]

In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!

[mcantar18c]

^Jim won the thread

[StagLefty]

In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]

[SuperiorDG]

In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!

Ronin's new tag: Jim's wiping boy

[Monky]

Ronin's new tag: Jim's whiping boy

Unless of course you mean that Ronin wipes Jim's ass..

[Wiggity]

Ronin's new tag: Jim's wiping boy

Lol PLEASE

[Skukripion]

Women Marry You,
Until you hit America's shore then they miraculously find work in any number of massage parlors.

LOL

[SuperiorDG]

Unless of course you mean that Ronin wipes Jim's ass..

damn spelling. [Beer]

[Skukripion]

I knew I posted this at the right place.

[lowspeed_highdrag]

Turn at fork in road?! In soviet russia, road fork you!

[10mm-man]

In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!

BEST YET![ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[zteknik]

In Sovie Russia comrade does not take out garbage,just sell to Amerika at over inflated rubbles ...[Stooge]

[lpgasman]

In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!

Oh snap! Who knew Jim was a comedian?