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If a man and a woman get married in Georgia, and then move to Colorado and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 12:42
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Zundfolge
09-22-2012, 12:44
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
But then why in Dr Pepper?
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
09-22-2012, 12:46
What the hell is kinfolk? Are those the relatives you've had sex with?
ChunkyMonkey
09-22-2012, 12:47
Kosher salted boiled peanuts.... yum
If a man and a woman get married in Georgia, and then move to Colorado and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
Only if they were first cousins to start with.
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
Cause if may yer shiat a pretty color of green.
boulderite
09-22-2012, 12:55
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then why in Dr Pepper?
If you knew Pepper like we knew Pepper...
What the hell is kinfolk? Are those the relatives you've had sex with?
Kinfolk is them that you could legally have sex with but don't.
Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 13:14
Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
The answer is a combination of laziness, poverty, and a propagation of a welfare do nothing mentality amongst the rural poor, and Mississippi has a lot of rural, and a LOT of poor.
BigNick73
09-22-2012, 13:17
Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
Because the food there tastes better.
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 13:19
Because the food there tastes better.
No, that's Louisiana.
BigNick73
09-22-2012, 13:31
No, that's Louisiana.
The 2nd fattest state. They don't deep fry quite as much.
StagLefty
09-22-2012, 13:59
In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ? [ROFL1]
ANADRILL
09-22-2012, 14:12
Have you seen a pecan tree?
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 14:17
Have you seen a pecan tree?
Oddly enough I almost got in a fist fight with some Georgia boy in basic training over the pronunciation of the word pecan.
He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 14:25
Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?
Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
Cause all them Ohioans move in.
What is an "iffin?"
Well, iffin I told you...
In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ? [ROFL1]
Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.
Have you seen a pecan tree?
No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.
He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"
"Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.
Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?
South Jersey
Texas
wctriumph
09-22-2012, 15:50
Louisiana. Why?
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
Cause they're awesome.
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
+1
But then why in Dr Pepper?
Why not? Ever put Dr. Pepper on a ham you're bakin?
What is an "iffin?"
It's along the same lines of a 'fixinta', a 'yonder', and and 'overe'
Have you seen a pecan tree?
Fuck Pecan tree's and running through the yard bare foot!
what area of the south do you hail from?
Alabama.. ROLL TIDE!.. Thank the sweet baby jesus for the ESPN app on my TV.. WHOTF cares about watching Harvard Vs. Brown.. seriously.. even a bad day of SEC football is better than any IVY league team.. Fuckin networks.
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 16:27
Alabama. how unfortunate.
A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.
Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
[Beer][Beer]
Damn straight
Alabama. how unfortunate.
A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.
Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.
Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.
Tar,,, what u fix when it goes flat
If you slide off the road in the south you don't need to call a tow truck,,, a couple of guys in a monster truck will be along shortly and pull ya out.
Yankees are also know as Snow Birds.
Grits is considered a staple.
It is mandatory to have a rifle in the gun rack if you have a truck.
Teeth are optional in the south.
Geet yet? Naw not hungry.
A southern couple went to the doc to get a vasectomy for him after their 9th child.
Doc asked why did you wait till now?
Guy said he read an article that said 1 in 10 babies born in the US were Mexican,
And me or the little women can't speak Mexican.
BPTactical
09-22-2012, 16:55
Anybody seen "Ya'all"?
every meal in cludes either corn bread or bisquits.
Red Eye Gravy, Yeah...
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 17:00
Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.
[ROFL1][Beer]
Anybody seen "Ya'all"?
It's just Ya'll BP.
Y'all are close.
[Coffee]
Two words I never heard growing up, "Sweet Tea".
What would a thread like this look like if it were a person from the north? What kind of questions do you even ask a person from the north?
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Have not had those in years, but I love them.
Goodburbon
09-22-2012, 18:04
You ask them "what the hell is an oofda"
jerrymrc
09-22-2012, 18:59
Red Eye Gravy, Yeah... Have to say that it was Columbus GA where I learned how to make good gravy. [Flower]
sellersm
09-22-2012, 19:40
What would a thread like this look like if it were a person from the north? What kind of questions do you even ask a person from the north?
Ask 'em anything you want, but they won't answer! At least not if they're from where I'm from!!
ronaldrwl
09-22-2012, 21:39
Thank God for the South. It would be a sorry pitiful existence without them.
centrarchidae
09-23-2012, 00:01
What the hell is a grit?
Goodburbon
09-23-2012, 00:10
What the hell is a grit?
A grit is never found alone, it always brings friends. Mostly to your breakfast plate in the south. I think it's coarsely ground corn. Boiled, then Covered in butter and allowed to congeal to just the right consistency a cheap,tasty breakfast filler.
Along those lines...What the hell is "white gravy" and why on earth would someone want gravy for breakfast? I would venture to say that demanding neck gravy for breakfast is what leads to many heart attacks.
GilpinGuy
09-23-2012, 00:17
Is it "how-dee", "hah-dee" or "hooooow-dee"?
(EDIT: this thread is killin me...LOL)
Zombie Steve
09-23-2012, 01:58
It true y'all can get away with any insult as long as you end it with "Bless your heart"? [Tooth]
What kind of questions do you even ask a person from the north?
How can you ever trust a feller what never had a red beer?
GilpinGuy
09-23-2012, 02:10
Ask someone from NY a question and the answer will be "I don't give a shit", if you even get an answer at all.
(I'm from NY...[Flower])
Goodburbon
09-23-2012, 06:22
It true y'all can get away with any insult as long as you end it with "Bless your heart"? [Tooth]
How can you ever trust a feller what never had a red beer?
No, it's a way to insult someone not present. "bless his heart" or "bless her heart". Bless your heart was what your grandmother would say to you when you were hurt and crying. It's a pity phrase.
What's a red beer? Red Dog? Killian's Irish Red?
What's the deal with the Ohio thing? I see all kinds of stuff like "I [picture of Ohio] SC", GOBK2OH license plates, etc all over the place. Is it like the great migration of Californians into CO back when?
UncleDave
09-23-2012, 08:20
Y'all are close.
[Coffee]
Two words I never heard growing up, "Sweet Tea".
All ya'll hush now!
Growing up all tea was sweet tea.
Ain't none other tea 'cept sweet tea. Sun made sweet tea is the best. My Mom rocked when it came to makin' sweet tea.
An for ya'll out there... yes, the war is still on, any ya'll Yanks can suck it ! (the gauntlet has been tossed!)
UncleDave
09-23-2012, 09:05
Y'all are close.
[Coffee]
Two words I never heard growing up, "Sweet Tea".
All ya'll hush now!
Growing up all tea was sweet tea.
you know the toothbrush was invented in west Virginia because anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush
What's a red beer? Red Dog? Killian's Irish Red?
Beer mixed with tomato juice.
No really.
What the hell is a grit?
Grit is what you get in your teeth and ears, when riding in the back of a truck, on a dirt road.
Grits is ground hominy.
recipe of the day "grits" (http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showpost.php?p=159322&postcount=42)
Is it "how-dee", "hah-dee" or "hooooow-dee"?
(EDIT: this thread is killin me...LOL)
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Do that explain it?
It true y'all can get away with any insult as long as you end it with "Bless your heart"? [Tooth]
How can you ever trust a feller what never had a red beer?
"Bless your heart" is the absolute absolution for any remark or deed. Try is some time and report back.
Red Eye (2 jiggers beer and 2 jiggers tomato juice) is a staple for many a Saturday morning hangover.
Never was served sweet tea, growing up. All the cafes and diners had sugar on the table.
What's the deal with the Ohio thing?
I spent 10yrs in OH and the best part about the state was leaving it.
you know the toothbrush was invented in west Virginia because anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush
[ROFL1]
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