View Full Version : A positive thread... For all you negative clowns.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 18:52
So... For the longest time I've been losing hope in humanity. People have gone from out going and nice to being douchebag hermits in their own bodies. By that I mean, poeple used to be helpful in public. If they saw you struggling with something they would offer to help. They would hold doors for people. They would give up their seats on the bus for older folks that are standing. None of that happens anymore.
Then, you look around the internet... So many keyboard warriors that are total assholes to everyone that doesn't see things their way. They're even douche bags to people that try to do somehing to help them. Now, I'll admit, I'm an asshole. I don't pretend not to be. I'm not a very nice person on here. I'm working on it.
NOW! This brings me to my point...
A few weeks ago I met a member from this board for the first time. I had always thought this person to be a cocky little bastard that wasn't very nice. We even had words a few times. But, once we got on the range all that went away. Everything was cool and we've even hung out a few times since then.
A couple days ago, Sunday actually, said person and I went to lunch... When the bill came this person asked me, "Should I be nice?" I kind of assumed what this person was implying... I told him, "I'm always nice. But I have a feeling our levels of nice in this case are different."
Now mind you, this was the second time we had gone out to eat. And this was the second time this person had snatched the bill up like an angry flock of seagulls after a french fry...
Anyway... The waitress came back to the table, put the change down in the little folder and went to walk away... The person I was with grabbed the folder, handed it back to the girl, and said, "Merry Christmas." You could have flown a blimp into her mouth it dropped so far. Her entire day, and I'm sure her Christmas, was made better by this simple act of kindness.
An act of kindness I would have never expected from the person I was with until I had met him in person.
Now, since I've actually gotten to know the guy being the silly little name, he's actually a really nice guy. We've become friends, I would say. I donno, he might come in here and be like, "Fuck you, asshole."
Anyway, the moral to all this is, be nice to each other. That means everyone. Love 'em or hate 'em we're all in this mess together whether we like it or not.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 18:58
so who is this person?
I'm not going to say. If they want to let it be known they can tell you all on their own.
KevDen2005
12-27-2012, 19:00
so who is this person?
Not me because I didn't get an invite to lunch. JM, you know I like to eat some food, man!
Sharpienads
12-27-2012, 19:01
So, then what happened? Did you find $20 or something? Cause that would be a good story.
Sharpienads
12-27-2012, 19:03
Sorry, meant to add a smiley to that post. [Tooth]
SideShow Bob
12-27-2012, 19:05
The other member paid twice ? I'm sure we all know what he is expecting from you........[bad-banana]
Great-Kazoo
12-27-2012, 19:06
You're catching aren't you.
I thought this was about growing hair or something, Not an Anderson Cooper moment.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:07
The other member paid twice ? I'm sure we all know what he is expecting from you........[bad-banana]
I did kinda get a [fag]vibe from him.... [LOL]
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:08
Not me because I didn't get an invite to lunch. JM, you know I like to eat some food, man!
You live in Parker... That's like... Far and stuff. I'll buy you lunch when we go do that one thing we talked talked about.
Damn sure wasn't me. I'd never pay for another man's lunch. [Coffee]
see JM... the thread is going negative already...
It's Monky, isn't it? He's the one that had your girlfriend drawing "mice" the other day. [Awesom]
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:11
It's Monky, isn't it? He's the one that had your girlfriend drawing "mice" the other day. [Awesom]
I still don't know what the hell she was drawing...
I do know this though... We can never go back to that Sushi place... $140 bill, $4 tip... Somewhere some math got screwed up... I should go back in there and tell them what happened..... [facepalm]
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:19
Oh, and no, it's not Monky. Are yu kidding? Ask DSB, Monky and I were going to fight. We still are, actually.... [Coffee]
It's Monky, isn't it? He's the one that had your girlfriend drawing "mice" the other day. [Awesom]
She wanted my penis is all. She was drawing it to scale though so that confused me why she'd want it.
I still don't know what the hell she was drawing...
I do know this though... We can never go back to that Sushi place... $140 bill, $4 tip... Somewhere some math got screwed up... I should go back in there and tell them what happened..... [facepalm]
Yeah.. I dunno wtf happened. I want to go back in there..but umm.. I'm pretty sure once they saw the table.. we're not welcome.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:26
She wanted my penis is all. She was drawing it to scale though so that confused me why she'd want it.
Yeah.. I dunno wtf happened. I want to go back in there..but umm.. I'm pretty sure once they saw the table.. we're not welcome.
Yeah... I'm pretty sure we need to find a new Sushi place. But really, I mean, they put paper over the entire table and they give you a pen... Do they really expect you NOT to draw on it?
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:27
I'm almost to 1,600 posts.... :D
Great-Kazoo
12-27-2012, 19:31
I'm almost to 1,600 posts.... :D
And what? 3-4 of them aren't hate filled vile attacks on Obama voting sensible gun owners, if that.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:35
And what? 3-4 of them aren't hate filled vile attacks on Obama voting sensible gun owners, if that.
The people that voted for ObamaLlamaDingDong don't bother me anymore.
Great-Kazoo
12-27-2012, 19:36
The people that voted for ObamaLlamaDingDong don't bother me anymore. [Poke]OK
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 19:37
Don't touch me with that. I don't know where it's been.
It wasnt me cause you are a douche on the internet and in public.
Great-Kazoo
12-27-2012, 19:46
Don't touch me with that. I don't know where it's been.
Didn't realize you had a sore throat BAM!.............. I'd say rimshot but.............................
KevDen2005
12-27-2012, 19:54
You live in Parker... That's like... Far and stuff. I'll buy you lunch when we go do that one thing we talked talked about.
Bro, you're killing me. Aurora. My profile says Aurora. Ahhhh
jhood001
12-27-2012, 20:10
I was not there for the free lunch. Because of this, I do not see this as 'a positive thread' at all. I'm adding you to my ignore list because I believe that you started this thread in order to intentionally invoke my envy and jealousy. Troll.
[hahhah-no]
Bailey Guns
12-27-2012, 20:18
Oh, and no, it's not Monky. Are yu kidding? Ask DSB, Monky and I were going to fight. We still are, actually.... [Coffee]
[handbags]
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 20:34
I was not there for the free lunch. Because of this, I do not see this as 'a positive thread' at all. I'm adding you to my ignore list because I believe that you started this thread in order to intentionally invoke my envy and jealousy. Troll.
[hahhah-no]
Should I not mention that lunch was at Twin Peaks?
jhood001
12-27-2012, 20:56
Should I not mention that lunch was at Twin Peaks?
Someone quote this a-hole so I can reply to him while pretending that he is on my ignore list. This method seems to work well for other sphincter diametrically challenged people on this board.
10mm-man
12-27-2012, 20:57
[ROFL2]
So... For the longest time I've been losing hope in humanity. People have gone from out going and nice to being douchebag hermits in their own bodies. By that I mean, poeple used to be helpful in public. If they saw you struggling with something they would offer to help. They would hold doors for people. They would give up their seats on the bus for older folks that are standing. None of that happens anymore.
Then, you look around the internet... So many keyboard warriors that are total assholes to everyone that doesn't see things their way. They're even douche bags to people that try to do somehing to help them. Now, I'll admit, I'm an asshole. I don't pretend not to be. I'm not a very nice person on here. I'm working on it.
NOW! This brings me to my point...
A few weeks ago I met a member from this board for the first time. I had always thought this person to be a cocky little bastard that wasn't very nice. We even had words a few times. But, once we got on the range all that went away. Everything was cool and we've even hung out a few times since then.
A couple days ago, Sunday actually, said person and I went to lunch... When the bill came this person asked me, "Should I be nice?" I kind of assumed what this person was implying... I told him, "I'm always nice. But I have a feeling our levels of nice in this case are different."
Now mind you, this was the second time we had gone out to eat. And this was the second time this person had snatched the bill up like an angry flock of seagulls after a french fry...
Anyway... The waitress came back to the table, put the change down in the little folder and went to walk away... The person I was with grabbed the folder, handed it back to the girl, and said, "Merry Christmas." You could have flown a blimp into her mouth it dropped so far. Her entire day, and I'm sure her Christmas, was made better by this simple act of kindness.
An act of kindness I would have never expected from the person I was with until I had met him in person.
Now, since I've actually gotten to know the guy being the silly little name, he's actually a really nice guy. We've become friends, I would say. I donno, he might come in here and be like, "Fuck you, asshole."
Anyway, the moral to all this is, be nice to each other. That means everyone. Love 'em or hate 'em we're all in this mess together whether we like it or not.
Bite me Douche bag![ROFL2][ROFL3]
talk about a thread that goes off on a tangent [hammer]
and yes I'm an asshole too, on and off the forum [Beer]
blacklabel
12-27-2012, 21:10
Oh, and no, it's not Monky. Are yu kidding? Ask DSB, Monky and I were going to fight. We still are, actually.... [Coffee]
Wearing lingerie and throwing pillows at each other isn't really fighting.
Dear diary, today I met this guy...................................... he paid for my lunch.................
[Coffee]
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 21:18
Dear diary, today I met this guy...................................... he paid for my lunch.................
[Coffee]
No no no...... Like this.....
Dear diary, today I made a friend....
jhood001
12-27-2012, 21:19
Dear diary, today I met this guy...................................... he paid for my lunch.................
[Coffee]
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TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 21:37
When is this bromance turning into a wedding? Unfortunately there isn't any tax deals for you guys. I've been wondering when monky will change his status on Facebook. That means its official.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 21:39
Why does everyone think it's monky? Ask DSB. I don't like the guy.
Byte Stryke
12-27-2012, 21:43
No no no...... Like this.....
Dear diary, today I made a special friend.... we went out for ice cream (http://youtu.be/tXXZpr8YlSI)
[ROFL1]
KevDen2005
12-27-2012, 21:45
Why does everyone think it's monky? Ask DSB. I don't like the guy.
Seriously?! I thought you guys were all chummy playing with each other's guns a few weeks ago. I saw stars in both your eyes.
ChunkyMonkey
12-27-2012, 21:46
I better change my password either way. I'd hate it if Ronin hacked into mine too.
10mm-man
12-27-2012, 21:53
It was gonna" come out" on this thread sooner or later!!
When is this bromance turning into a wedding? Unfortunately there isn't any tax deals for you guys. I've been wondering when monky will change his status on Facebook. That means its official.
So does that mean YOU don't want to go to the broncos game?
Seriously?! I thought you guys were all chummy playing with each other's guns a few weeks ago. I saw stars in both your eyes.
Everyone had stars in their eyes playing with my .50. Don't be jealous that you didn't ask to shoot it.
TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 22:07
So does that mean YOU don't want to go to the broncos game?
Maybe I was afraid you were cheating.... Does that mean you are takin me? U have dodged that question twice. Although I agree you should try and find some vagina to take first.
TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 22:08
It was gonna" come out" on this thread sooner or later!!
^^^ this guy isn't an Ahole, it couldn't be him.
Maybe I was afraid you were cheating.... Does that mean you are takin me? U have dodged that question twice. Although I agree you should try and find some vagina to take first.
I haven't even tried to find that to take.. But yeah I was thinking about dragging you since we never seem to be able to get a beer.. but you're driving!
I might be able to get suite tickets. Trying to at least.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 22:42
Maybe I was afraid you were cheating.... Does that mean you are takin me? U have dodged that question twice. Although I agree you should try and find some vagina to take first.
He's dodging your questions too? He's good at that.
He's dodging your questions too? He's good at that.
Boys boys boys.. there is enough of me to go around..
10mm-man
12-27-2012, 23:06
http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by 10mm-man http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?p=814813#post814813)
It was gonna" come out" on this thread sooner or later!!
^^^ this guy isn't an Ahole, it couldn't be him.
I meant "come out" as in reference to him "coming out"![ROFL2][ROFL3]
Thanks for thinking of me as " not an ahole"...........
Kraven251
12-27-2012, 23:14
Boys boys boys.. there is enough of me to go around..
He does have the "big gun"
TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 23:46
He does have the "big gun"
It shoots big loads...
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 23:47
It shoots big loads...
I don't want to know..........
TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 23:47
http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by 10mm-man http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?p=814813#post814813)
It was gonna" come out" on this thread sooner or later!!
I meant "come out" as in reference to him "coming out"![ROFL2][ROFL3]
Thanks for thinking of me as " not an ahole"...........
I was surprised you lowered your standards to JM...
JM Ver. 2.0
12-27-2012, 23:48
Ouch.... That hurts my heart, sir....
TriggerHappy
12-27-2012, 23:49
Boys boys boys.. there is enough of me to go around..
Don't tease me, if you are not goin to please me...
patrick0685
12-28-2012, 00:00
wtf monky...i leave town for a few and this is who you turn to
patrick0685
12-28-2012, 00:00
i guess i could say the same to trigger...you two are a bunch of whores
TriggerHappy
12-28-2012, 00:05
i guess i could say the same to trigger...you two are a bunch of whores
Eat a dick bra!! If you wouldn't have left me for Vegas...And just remember who made you the whore you are today.
TriggerHappy
12-28-2012, 00:06
wtf monky...i leave town for a few and this is who you turn to
He ditched the zero and came with the hero...
Shit, I'm totally whoring this poor thread.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-28-2012, 00:11
He ditched the zero and came with the hero...
Shit, I'm totally whoring this poor thread.
It's ok. It's just my thread.
Great-Kazoo
12-28-2012, 00:15
It's ok. It's just my thread.
No you just started one, everyone else is running with it.
JM Ver. 2.0
12-28-2012, 00:16
No you just started one, everyone else is running with it.
I added a special group in my phone just for you and a few other members here...
"Old people texting" is the group name....
Great-Kazoo
12-28-2012, 00:20
I added a special group in my phone just for you and a few other members here...
"Old people texting" is the group name....
You're still up? Figured you'd be roofied and goofy by now.
GOT A MONKY ON YOUR BACK. HELL YA......................................
10mm-man
12-28-2012, 00:20
No you just started one, everyone else is running with it.
^^^^ Once again, he is right!
patrick0685
12-28-2012, 00:30
Eat a dick bra!! If you wouldn't have left me for Vegas...And just remember who made you the whore you are today.
i believe i have evolved into my own greatness...as long as you guys dont let those damn cali ppl fuck up CO i'll more than likely be back
DeusExMachina
12-28-2012, 01:03
Definitely wasn't me.
rustycrusty
12-28-2012, 04:05
Definitely wasn't me.
I can vouch for him. definitely not him.
i believe i have evolved into my own greatness...as long as you guys dont let those damn cali ppl fuck up CO i'll more than likely be back
Sorry but I think that started on your watch as well.. they don't seem to respond to pesticide.. I've crop dusted enough of them to see no reaction.
patrick0685
12-28-2012, 11:45
Sorry but I think that started on your watch as well.. they don't seem to respond to pesticide.. I've crop dusted enough of them to see no reaction.
oh it was for sure changing...maybe you should step up the chemical warfare
I better change my password either way. I'd hate it if Ronin hacked into mine too.
You give me too much credit... I don't have the skills to hack another member's account, and I definitely don't have the gall to post as them... [taze]
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