Log in

View Full Version : So what will the news say about you?



Byte Stryke
01-14-2013, 11:54
What will the Ministry of (mis)information say was the reason you were swatted?
will you be the Guy with an arsenal of military grade assault rifles and "hundreds of rounds of ammunition"?
Will you be the Domestic terrorist making bombs in the Garage
Overly medicated and killed in a shootout with police?

I look at the news and I wonder if Enemies of the State aren't already being eliminated in this manner.

No one flinches or bats an eye

00tec
01-14-2013, 11:58
I would be the "making bombs in the garage", likely because I have a quantity of Tannerite.

Dave
01-14-2013, 11:58
I wouldn't say I have an arsenal, but I have some that Feinstein would like to take away. And I have always bought bulk ammo to keep range costs down.

DavieD55
01-14-2013, 12:01
I'm sure the're already crusing the firearms forums looking for people to prey on.

Teufelhund
01-14-2013, 12:04
This crosses my mind every time I post something on any forum. Hell, my own mother called me "radical" a couple days ago for posting on FB that the U.S. is not a democracy. Imagine what Feinstein's ilk would think reading some of the threads on this board.

Tinelement
01-14-2013, 12:08
I would be the little old man who walked with a cane and attended church every Sunday.



Only because they got the wrong address!

Ghosty
01-14-2013, 12:18
Having ONE rifle and ONE handgun doesn't worry me. Having hundreds (but not thousands) of ammo also doesn't. But it does concern me a little after someone posted that Walmart just seized ammo sales until further notice. I won't worry, depending on what the gubbin'ment says tomorrow about it's proposed legislation...

Zundfolge
01-14-2013, 12:50
I will probably come to the attention of "them" when I buy or sell something ... so I expect I'll be the "Illegal arms dealer that didn't want to go quietly".

Kraven251
01-14-2013, 15:00
I can only imagine the people that reload...he had 20 pounds of gunpowder! (as if that amounted to much)

HoneyBadger
01-14-2013, 15:13
Yeah, I have "tens of thousands of rounds of deadly ammunition" ...if you count all the .22LR. [LOL]

blacklabel
01-14-2013, 15:17
Is this before or after the planted weapons?

Ashton
01-14-2013, 15:26
"LORD OF WAR" at least that would be the coolest title ever.

Sawin
01-14-2013, 15:35
This crosses my mind every time I post something on any forum. Hell, my own mother called me "radical" a couple days ago for posting on FB that the U.S. is not a democracy. Imagine what Feinstein's ilk would think reading some of the threads on this board.

But we're not a democracy. We're a constitutional republic.... Why isn't that a well known fact, and why in the world is knowing that considered "radical"?!

I've always bought in bulk too, because it's far cheaper that way and sometimes the price skyrockets right before a range day or class.... I try to buy when the price is lowest, just like everything else. That doesn't mean I'm any kind of fringe lunatic. I'm just a responsible shopper with a fairly expensive hobby. If someone wants to count my small can of .22lr bullets and tell me how many are there, that would be great. Bricks of 1000rd's of .22lr used to be $20. I don't see the "radical-ness" at all, but I do see how the media can paint someone out to be a wacko, pretty easily.

ChadAmberg
01-14-2013, 15:48
This crosses my mind every time I post something on any forum. Hell, my own mother called me "radical" a couple days ago for posting on FB that the U.S. is not a democracy. Imagine what Feinstein's ilk would think reading some of the threads on this board.

How DARE you be educated enough to know how our system of government works!!!

Teufelhund
01-14-2013, 15:59
How DARE you be educated enough to know how our system of government works!!!

You'd lose your mind if you knew how many of my gun-toting, right-wing, veteran friends responded saying it's "too bad we're not a democracy, because then we could just vote them all out!"

I cried myself to sleep.

lowbeyond
01-14-2013, 16:16
they will drag out the old had child porn on the computer.

once that hits the wire, the vast majority of people, including people on this site, will go: Good ! Fuck the kiddie porn lover.

yep

brokenscout
01-14-2013, 16:16
A lot of people on here are so "glad" and "they got what they deserved", but who really knows whats going on.. Its easy to say what they want after they have silenced you
What will the Ministry of (mis)information say was the reason you were swatted?
will you be the Guy with an arsenal of military grade assault rifles and "hundreds of rounds of ammunition"?
Will you be the Domestic terrorist making bombs in the Garage
Overly medicated and killed in a shootout with police?

I look at the news and I wonder if Enemies of the State aren't already being eliminated in this manner.

No one flinches or bats an eye

jreifsch80
01-14-2013, 16:52
they will say I'm the Rachel Ray of AK's after i identify what country their oil bottles are from by smell ;)

cstone
01-14-2013, 16:54
Why would I care what the media, politicians, et al. say about me afterwards? I don't believe they are talking about me now and I really don't care what they have to say most of the time about anyone else.

I do not anticipate being the subject of multiple news stories which feature my bright orange hair and intricate traps in my apartment.

Cthulhu
01-14-2013, 17:20
Why would I care what the media, politicians, et al. say about me afterwards? I don't believe they are talking about me now and I really don't care what they have to say most of the time about anyone else.

I do not anticipate being the subject of multiple news stories which feature my bright orange hair and intricate traps in my apartment.

^This^

Now, if there were still journalistic integrity they'd just say: "Man who LOVED t!tt!es dies of old age."

trlcavscout
01-14-2013, 17:24
They will talk for weeks about my good looks!

Monky
01-14-2013, 17:30
Pretty sure they'll say I was an asshole. Just worded differently.

Kraven251
01-14-2013, 17:34
Pretty sure they'll say I was an asshole. Just worded differently.

nah why sugarcoat it [ROFL1]

zteknik
01-14-2013, 20:36
I dont have anythng since the accident.
They can have my spitball shooter if they want...

DSB OUTDOORS
01-14-2013, 20:38
[NoEvil][tinhat]Like Playboy magazine. I only buy it for the articles. [Coffee]

Clint45
01-14-2013, 21:36
More than 3 guns = a "cache."

More than 10 guns = a "arsenal."

More than 200 rounds of ammo = a "stockpile."

A few leftover bottlerockets and black cats = "explosive devices."

More than a few weeks worth of canned good = "survivalist."

A camouflage jacket in your closet = "extremist."

Typical web browser history = "subversive paranoid anti-government patriot."

They will make the individuals they target sound as horrible as they can, utilizing spurious and interchangeable buzzwords which are largely meaningless. Classic PSYOPS demonize the victim propaganda.

Gman
01-14-2013, 21:42
Yeah, "thousands of rounds of ammunition". They won't bother to mention they were .22LR.

trlcavscout
01-14-2013, 21:43
"I guess he didnt like the new 7 round magazine clip restrictions"?

Monky
01-14-2013, 21:47
nah why sugarcoat it [ROFL1]

For the children..

islandermyk
01-14-2013, 21:52
Pretty sure they'll say I was an asshole. Just worded differently.


they'd track you down to this site and use your title [Coffee]


I'm pretty sure they'll find ways to make mine look just as bad as well [ROFL1]

Gman
01-14-2013, 21:57
And they'll use Monky's avatar as his mugshot.

Monky
01-14-2013, 22:17
And they'll use Monky's avatar as his mugshot.

I'm sure those who know me would get a kick out of that.. it'd make me look pretty.

theGinsue
01-14-2013, 22:46
What will the Ministry of (mis)information say was the reason you were swatted?
will you be the Guy with an arsenal of military grade assault rifles and "hundreds of rounds of ammunition"?
Will you be the Domestic terrorist making bombs in the Garage
Overly medicated and killed in a shootout with police?

I look at the news and I wonder if Enemies of the State aren't already being eliminated in this manner.

No one flinches or bats an eye

Ah, NOW someone else's eyes are opened. It's happening every day and most are oblivious.

i've often wondered what they'll claim about me. When it happens, at least those here will know the truth.

KestrelBike
01-15-2013, 00:15
Yeah, "thousands of rounds of ammunition". They won't bother to mention they were .22LR.

I *always* do quick mental math whenever I see ammo "stockpile" in the news. 3,000 rds? Oh ok so they had 5 blister packs of .22 in different varieties and then 100rds of 9mm and .45 each.

GilpinGuy
01-15-2013, 03:23
"Well hung ladies man (and AR-15 afficianado) known online as 'GilpinGuy' was found.........."

spyder
01-15-2013, 03:42
....Illegal firearms manufacturer....

Byte Stryke
01-15-2013, 05:05
Ah, NOW someone else's eyes are opened. It's happening every day and most are oblivious.

i've often wondered what they'll claim about me. When it happens, at least those here will know the truth.

naaah, My Eyes have been open for a long time.
I've been working on how to get the wording past the mods without getting banned....

lead_magnet
01-15-2013, 05:30
I just hope they don't ever release my computer from evidence.... esp to my parents. The wife already knows I'm a kinky weirdo... but wow, that would put a smudge on the memory of me.

Not to mention the latex suit in the closet.... I mean, yeah, all that camo I have in the closet will totally make me look like a bad guy...yeah, camo.

TS12000
01-15-2013, 07:41
3871 bodies found in mass grave

islandermyk
01-15-2013, 08:22
precious metal's collector [LOL]

rockhound
01-15-2013, 09:36
hard to say, what they report will depend a lot on which direction this country goes over the next few years

Ah Pook
01-15-2013, 19:44
My guess would be "Made bad jokes at Byte's expense.". [Shy]




[Beer]

Monky
01-15-2013, 20:04
i've often wondered what they'll claim about me. When it happens, at least those here will know the truth.

A jedi he was not. The dark side inside him it was.

waxthis
01-15-2013, 20:43
I own absolutely NOTHING. Please go after my neighbor, I hear he's one of those gun luvin guys.

Irving
01-15-2013, 22:10
I look at the news and I wonder if Enemies of the State aren't already being eliminated in this manner.

No one flinches or bats an eye

Guy in Alaska comes to mind.

hghclsswhitetrsh
01-15-2013, 22:37
"Slightly above average wiener and no guns as were expected".

bogie
01-15-2013, 23:02
I'll just steal this from wiki... but its close enough...
an American terrorist, mathematician, social critic, anarchist, and Neo-Luddite

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Theodore_Kaczynski.jpg/220px-Theodore_Kaczynski.jpg

The Nuge
01-15-2013, 23:19
19455