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vossman
02-03-2013, 22:07
Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.
10mm-man
02-03-2013, 22:08
Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.

If you don't have one by now, you can't get one(with out spending an arm and leg for one) ! It's kinda like the gun craze going on, should have bought one a long time ago........

(If you really want one come see me, I'll hook ya up!)
HoneyBadger
02-03-2013, 22:14
I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]
Goodburbon
02-03-2013, 22:15
They're awarded during your induction into the secret society. Don't call them, they'll call you.
ChunkyMonkey
02-03-2013, 22:18
I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]

Yep, at least til you find out that aluminum ain't no tin.
spqrzilla
02-03-2013, 22:37
First of all, only complete noob's use tinfoil. Its ineffective. What you want for maximum effectiveness is aluminum foil:

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/
SideShow Bob
02-03-2013, 23:12
I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]

So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
Zombie Steve
02-03-2013, 23:19
Shiny side out.
HoneyBadger
02-03-2013, 23:31
So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
Mine is like a WWI Hun-style helmet, spike and everything.

And yes, Aluminum works just as well as foil. YOUR MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME!!!!
TAR31
02-03-2013, 23:34
So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?

As long as you don't wear it flat bill style you're good, flat bill tin foil hats actually amplify the gubment mind control.
sniper7
02-03-2013, 23:53
I sleep in a Faraday box.
ChunkyMonkey
02-03-2013, 23:55
I sleep in a Faraday box.

Get out from my chicken coop, freak.
sniper7
02-04-2013, 00:17
Get out from my chicken coop, freak.

But i like the company! We always have great discussions about who came first.
Dr_Fwd
02-04-2013, 00:37
Dude, you missed the last group buy!
68Charger
02-04-2013, 07:33
Got the right idea with a Faraday cage...http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/09/tin-foil-hats-actually-make-it-easier-for-the-government-to-track-your-thoughts/262998/

So some brass mesh full body spandex is what you need if you're serious... and want to leave your Faraday cage at night.
Ronin13
02-04-2013, 11:08
But i like the company! We always have great discussions about who came first.
[LOL]So, did you come to any concrete determination? Or is the jury still out? Where do you stand on that age old question?
TFOGGER
02-04-2013, 11:25
Link: How to make a tinfoil hat

http://bit.ly/QFeOzS

https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachments/polls/290224d1351443621-twilight-zone-do-you-check-out-tin-foil-hat.jpeg
vossman
02-04-2013, 11:34
Cool. I am much smarter now.
TFOGGER
02-04-2013, 11:35
Cool. I am much smarter now.

This site should come with a "high probability of smartassedness" warning... welcome to the club![ROFL1]
BushMasterBoy
02-04-2013, 11:43
Just drink beer in aluminum cans. It has the same numbing effect and will protect you from current .gov policy.