So, uhhh, when is JM ver. 2.0 allowed back?

[GilpinGuy]

Just want to know so I can stock the liquor cabinet and get more eye bleach. [LOL]

[Great-Kazoo]

IIRC 1st week of march. By then he'll have enough sand in his vagina to post w/out missing a beat. You amatuer post whores are on notice.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Will his post count be reset back to zero as per rule 6.3.a revision 2012 schedule 6?

[10mm-man]

he'll have enough sand in his vagina


He carries 80lb bags of it there

[Tinelement]

Hopefully I can click on a thread with out his immediate 2 cents all the time.

I thought his goofy ass as funny the first go round, but it got way to annoying at the end.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hopefully I can click on a thread with out his immediate 2 cents all the time.

I thought his goofy ass as funny the first go round, but it got way to annoying at the end.

Know whats worse than that? He has TATTOOS[facepalm] They let all sorts of riff raff in here ya know.

[ChunkyMonkey]

What you guys don't know, he has been using his neighbor wireless and got back on here as a gun totting lesbian!

[DFBrews]

What you guys don't know, he has been using his neighbor wireless and got back on here as a gun totting lesbian!


I love tots.... Sweet potato ones especially.

[sniper7]

Maybe he was the border guy that got banned!

I still see his car at his work when I drive into town so he must be okay!

[GilpinGuy]

What you guys don't know, he has been using his neighbor wireless and got back on here as a gun totting lesbian!

I figured he might be that guy who got banned the other night for going ape-shit on the first night he signed on. [fail]

EDIT: sniper7 beat me to it!

[theGinsue]

Will his post count be reset back to zero as per rule 6.3.a revision 2012 schedule 6?
No, he'll keep his post count.

[68Charger]

Personally, I think he should only be allowed back as v3.0... [ROFL2]

[sniper7]

No, he'll keep his post count.

Come on! Tease him a little! Make them go negative

[theGinsue]

Oh no. I won't antagonize him into getting himself perma-banned.

And v3.0 sounds good, if he wants it.

[GilpinGuy]

Come on! Tease him a little! Make them go negative

I like that idea: a 1 week ban gets 25 post negs. 2 weeks gets 50 negs, etc. :)

[GilpinGuy]

Oh no. I won't antagonize him into getting himself perma-banned.

And v3.0 pounds good, if he wants it.

You're gonna pound him huh? Ok.....

EDIT: my guess is he wants it.

[10mm-man]

You're gonna pound him huh? Ok.....

EDIT: my guess is he wants it.


gotta get that sand out somehow!! [ROFL2][ROFL1]

[Ah Pook]

Been on ignore since V2. Might be fun to watch a melt down though.

[Dr_Fwd]

What did I miss again?

[Ah Pook]

What did I miss again?
Drama troll, drama troll, banned. Drama troll?

[GilpinGuy]

What did I miss again?

Nothing really. Just me causing a little mayhem.[grab]

[Dr_Fwd]

Got link?

[Dr_Fwd]

Man, I always miss all the fun!
P.S. I actually met him personally - pretty decent guy...

[theGinsue]

Maybe he was the border guy that got banned!

I still see his car at his work when I drive into town so he must be okay!


I figured he might be that guy who got banned the other night for going ape-shit on the first night he signed on. [fail]

EDIT: sniper7 beat me to it!
No gentlemen. JM v2.0 has been patiently abiding by the temp ban and isn't looking for more problems.

Have fun at his expense now, but realize he can still access the site as an unregistered guest and can see everything.

[theGinsue]

You're gonna pound him huh? Ok.....

EDIT: my guess is he wants it.


gotta get that sand out somehow!! [ROFL2][ROFL1]

Damned auto-correct. Fixed.

You guys are incorrigible.

[alxone]

im sure he will come back with "i haz a forum again " or "i iz not ban any more " . j.m aint a bad dude for a cat guy

[Great-Kazoo]

Man, I always miss all the fun!
P.S. I actually met him personally - pretty decent guy...

For a kid he ain't bad. That Gay Nazi's For Christ bumper sticker on his prius is kind of sketchy.
Gives a whole new meaning to goose stepping.

[cofi]

For a kid he ain't bad. That Gay Nazi's For Christ bumper sticker on his prius is kind of sketchy.
Gives a whole new meaning to goose stepping.
hahahahahahaha [ROFL1]

[blacklabel]

For a kid he ain't bad. That Gay Nazi's For Christ bumper sticker on his prius is kind of sketchy.
Gives a whole new meaning to goose stepping.

Isn't that the definition of confused in Websters?

[mahabali]

Post whore thread has been lacking without him.

[ChunkyMonkey]

hahaha... Like everyone else on this forum.. he is a nice guy in person. JM tends to speak his mind outloud on here. That is all.

[10mm-man]

No gentlemen. JM v2.0 has been patiently abiding by the temp ban and isn't looking for more problems.

Have fun at his expense now, but realize he can still access the site as an unregistered guest and can see everything.


HI JM- Just wanted to say "HI" before this thread get's locked or deleted like my last one about you did!!

On a side note; I met him, talk to him every now and then and he seems like a nice guy. Jim i wish you would have told me about the bumper sticker on his Prius before i sat in it!!

[MileHighOutlaw]

I have been friends with him since he was a mere 15 years old. His mouth and attitude has always been like that. Ask him about me the near death experience he had after he pissed me off. I do believe he actually saw Jesus that day.

[tmleadr03]

He came down to my shop and picked up my 1400 lb lift and put it in place for me.


Fucker eats his wheeties.[ROFL2]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

JM and I have been in contact, he's so Fu*king board he wouldn't dare cross a Mod again. Right JM!! I know your watching!! P.S. I have his Mom's cell phone ###. If he gets out of line, I will call her!! [Evil] [Evil]

[sneakerd]

I've met him several times doing deals with him. No issues whatsoever. We all have said stupid stuff here. I've typed plenty of crap on here that I've edited. Some that I didn't. We all must face the consequences of our actions and take responsibility. He'll be back when he is supposed to be back.

[nynco]

Damn I feel like I missed all the fun

[lowspeed_highdrag]

My account got wiped during the crash. I joined here before him. All Ive seen from his posts is nonsense. He has thousands more posts than I do. Insanity.

[zteknik]

All I know is he's got a lot of catching up to do....[Coffee]
Plus he's got to add a few more to the post whore group,Fly Boy is still waiting on getting added..

[sniper7]

No gentlemen. JM v2.0 has been patiently abiding by the temp ban and isn't looking for more problems.

Have fun at his expense now, but realize he can still access the site as an unregistered guest and can see everything.

yeah I know! I like JM, but I like giving him crap on here ever more! its all in good fun[Coffee]

[sniper7]

He came down to my shop and picked up my 1400 lb lift and put it in place for me.


Fucker eats his wheeties.[ROFL2]

kind of have to when you drive a prius with the bumper sticker that Jim describes!!! LOL!


for the record, he doesn't really drive a prius.

[BuffCyclist]

Know whats worse than that? He has TATTOOS[facepalm] They let all sorts of riff raff in here ya know.

I bet he even owns GUNS... GASP! Can you imagine what this site would be like if everyone on it owned those evil guns our fearless leaders want to protect us from?!


Personally, I think he should only be allowed back as v3.0... [ROFL2]

I agree, but would it be JMv2.0_v3.0 or just JM v3.0? Perhaps it should be JM v2.1, since I've never seen anyone using decimals to define versions and not use the decimals...

[jhood001]

I agree, but would it be JMv2.0_v3.0 or just JM v3.0? Perhaps it should be JM v2.1, since I've never seen anyone using decimals to define versions and not use the decimals...

Generally a .1 increment is reserved for a minor release. A 1. increment is reserved for a major release. .1s are reserved for minor improvements and fixes while a 1.0 is reserved for a major overhaul.

I'm impartial to '2.1' myself.

Kidding aside, I've met the man on two different occasions. He's a good man and I would trust him to do the right thing in a pinch. The internet just brings the devil out of us. Myself included.

[BuffCyclist]

Generally a .1 increment is reserved for a minor release. A 1. increment is reserved for a major release. .1s are reserved for minor improvements and fixes while a 1.0 is reserved for a major overhaul.

I'm impartial to '2.1' myself.

Kidding aside, I've met the man on two different occasions. He's a good man and I would trust him to do the right thing in a pinch. The internet just brings the devil out of us. Myself included.

Well yes, but what I'm saying is that I've never seen someone use the decimal place and only release things as v1.0, v2.0, v3.0, v4.0 etc. If they do, whats the point in having the .0?

And yes, the internet is very bad. It kills my productivity. I was just telling my Fiancee the other day that if we cancel our internet, we'd have an extra $50 in our pocket AND my productivity to do things around the house or help plan our wedding would skyrocket. I then stated that if she wanted me to succeed in my second degree, that I need internet lol

[waxthis]

I think JmV2.0 Just grabbed my ass....[Eek3]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

IIRC 1st week of march. By then he'll have enough sand in his vagina to post w/out missing a beat. You amatuer post whores are on notice.
Not sand... Broken glass.

No, he'll keep his post count.
Damn right I will! :D

Personally, I think he should only be allowed back as v3.0... [ROFL2]
I like this idea...

Oh no. I won't antagonize him into getting himself perma-banned.

And v3.0 sounds good, if he wants it.
Antagonize away... I'm a better person now. [Flower]

Been on ignore since V2. Might be fun to watch a melt down though.
There won't be a melt down.

What did I miss again?
You missed the gun show, baby!
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/welcome_to_the_gun_show_girl.jpg


Man, I always miss all the fun!
P.S. I actually met him personally - pretty decent guy...
Thank you.

No gentlemen. JM v2.0 has been patiently abiding by the temp ban and isn't looking for more problems.

Have fun at his expense now, but realize he can still access the site as an unregistered guest and can see everything.
I wouldn't go that far... I'm always looking for a ruckus.

im sure he will come back with "i haz a forum again " or "i iz not ban any more " . j.m aint a bad dude for a cat guy
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTNfNrCt8Iq86BYiRwkml4fBNbyYlla GsTJbwwmLBJMm71LMEQ

For a kid he ain't bad. That Gay Nazi's For Christ bumper sticker on his prius is kind of sketchy.
Gives a whole new meaning to goose stepping.
Hey... It's not a Prius. Ok... It's a Kia Soul...

Post whore thread has been lacking without him.
Only because you slackers can't step up.

hahaha... Like everyone else on this forum.. he is a nice guy in person. JM tends to speak his mind outloud on here. That is all.
Thank you.

HI JM- Just wanted to say "HI" before this thread get's locked or deleted like my last one about you did!!

On a side note; I met him, talk to him every now and then and he seems like a nice guy. Jim i wish you would have told me about the bumper sticker on his Prius before i sat in it!!
You liked it.

I have been friends with him since he was a mere 15 years old. His mouth and attitude has always been like that. Ask him about me the near death experience he had after he pissed me off. I do believe he actually saw Jesus that day.
Let's not go back to those dark times...

He came down to my shop and picked up my 1400 lb lift and put it in place for me.


Fucker eats his wheeties.[ROFL2]
See gun show picture above.

JM and I have been in contact, he's so Fu*king board he wouldn't dare cross a Mod again. Right JM!! I know your watching!! P.S. I have his Mom's cell phone ###. If he gets out of line, I will call her!! [Evil] [Evil]
You can call her all you want.

I've met him several times doing deals with him. No issues whatsoever. We all have said stupid stuff here. I've typed plenty of crap on here that I've edited. Some that I didn't. We all must face the consequences of our actions and take responsibility. He'll be back when he is supposed to be back.
I say LOTS of stupid stuff.

My account got wiped during the crash. I joined here before him. All Ive seen from his posts is nonsense. He has thousands more posts than I do. Insanity.
Do you really think the people on here that have 5,000+ posts have really posted 5,000 truly meaningful and insightful things? No? Me either.

All I know is he's got a lot of catching up to do....[Coffee]
Plus he's got to add a few more to the post whore group,Fly Boy is still waiting on getting added..
Yeah. There were only two... I added them.

yeah I know! I like JM, but I like giving him crap on here ever more! its all in good fun[Coffee]
He likes me... He really likes me!

Generally a .1 increment is reserved for a minor release. A 1. increment is reserved for a major release. .1s are reserved for minor improvements and fixes while a 1.0 is reserved for a major overhaul.

I'm impartial to '2.1' myself.

Kidding aside, I've met the man on two different occasions. He's a good man and I would trust him to do the right thing in a pinch. The internet just brings the devil out of us. Myself included.
I still think we all should have jumped that dude at the gas station.

I think JmV2.0 Just grabbed my ass....[Eek3]
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7042690048/h929319B7/

[MrPrena]

^^

Welcome back!

[kwando]

Damn why didn't you reply to each of those as a separate post so you can pad your post count even more

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Damn why didn't you reply to each of those as a separate post so you can pad your post count even more
That would have taken too much time. As much of a whore as I am, I'm a lazy whore.

[clublights]

Generally a .1 increment is reserved for a minor release. A 1. increment is reserved for a major release. .1s are reserved for minor improvements and fixes while a 1.0 is reserved for a major overhaul.

I'm impartial to '2.1' myself.

Kidding aside, I've met the man on two different occasions. He's a good man and I would trust him to do the right thing in a pinch. The internet just brings the devil out of us. Myself included.
Well I don;t think he should even be 2.0 .... you see he is a beta release.. He even proved it with being pulled from the market for a month... at best he is version .3 now :-D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Plus, at this point, I don't want to do anything even remotely close to being against the rules. I'm sure my name is already highlighted on the "Ban This User" page. All they gotta do is click SUBMIT and then.. Poof! I will be gone again.

As much fun as it would have been to come back on here and be like, "Fuck it all. Fuck this forum. Fuck the mods, admins, and Marlin." that would totally be a waste of time.

I'd giggle and watch as the thread lasted for about 15 minutes... Then it would get deleted and I would be banned. Where is the fun in that? Well, the prolonged fun, anyway.

Not to mention I'm a better person now. :D And the mods don't deserve that. They didn't do anything. I did it myself.


So anyway....! As I ramble away here... It's kinda boring at work tonight.. I haven't really done much of anything all night...

Now I'm watching some old ass movie called Gerry. Two friends out hiking in the desert with no food or water... It's THE FUCKING DESERT! Why would you NOT take water?!

I'm pretty confident in my ability to survive in the desert.. I've watched a lot of Dual Survival and Survivorman in my day... I'm an expert now.



So anyway... Back to this shit-tastic movie... I'm a big fan of paying attention to time. Mostly because my job requires it... So, if you were hiking let's say north, for 1 hour... Then, you hiked what you thought was south for 2 hours but didn't come up on your vehicle, at what point would you declare yourself lost?

I mean really... Come on... I'll give these guys in the movie credit though... They did build a fire pretty damn quick... One of them must be a smoker. And they're not panicked yet.. Which is surprising.. I think most people would be flipping the fuck out.



Anyway... How is everyone tonight? Today? I donno... I think I want to go fishing Tuesday. It'll be a good time. Gotta go buy a new license though.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Well I don;t think he should even be 2.0 .... you see he is a beta release.. He even proved it with being pulled from the market for a month... at best he is version .3 now :-D
A beta release? Pfft. Not even. Alpha release at best.

[clublights]

A beta release? Pfft. Not even. Alpha release at best.

your right.. way too many bugs in your software . LOL

[JM Ver. 2.0]

your right.. way too many bugs in your software . LOL
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiKkpnEJrTS3mr81gGqljRYquSfI54h hCyzvs6J6xT0eyXAt8T

[Byte Stryke]

You missed the gun show, baby!
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/welcome_to_the_gun_show_girl.jpg




So JM is a steroid induced woman?

Now I am more confused than NYCO (er whatever his name was)

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So JM is a steroid induced woman?

Now I am more confused than NYCO (er whatever his name was)


I once dated... Well... I wouldn't say dated...

I had relations with a girl once... Well.. It was more than once.. A few times... Anyway, she worked on a horse ranch... Girl had some muscle. Everywhere. She would latch on with her legs and.. Woo. Those were good times.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Plus, at this point, I don't want to do anything even remotely close to being against the rules. I'm sure my name is already highlighted on the "Ban This User" page. All they gotta do is click SUBMIT and then.. Poof! I will be gone again.

As much fun as it would have been to come back on here and be like, "Fuck it all. Fuck this forum. Fuck the mods, admins, and Marlin." that would totally be a waste of time.

I'd giggle and watch as the thread lasted for about 15 minutes... Then it would get deleted and I would be banned. Where is the fun in that? Well, the prolonged fun, anyway.

Not to mention I'm a better person now. :D And the mods don't deserve that. They didn't do anything. I did it myself.


So anyway....! As I ramble away here... It's kinda boring at work tonight.. I haven't really done much of anything all night...

Now I'm watching some old ass movie called Gerry. Two friends out hiking in the desert with no food or water... It's THE FUCKING DESERT! Why would you NOT take water?!

I'm pretty confident in my ability to survive in the desert.. I've watched a lot of Dual Survival and Survivorman in my day... I'm an expert now.



So anyway... Back to this shit-tastic movie... I'm a big fan of paying attention to time. Mostly because my job requires it... So, if you were hiking let's say north, for 1 hour... Then, you hiked what you thought was south for 2 hours but didn't come up on your vehicle, at what point would you declare yourself lost?

I mean really... Come on... I'll give these guys in the movie credit though... They did build a fire pretty damn quick... One of them must be a smoker. And they're not panicked yet.. Which is surprising.. I think most people would be flipping the fuck out.



Anyway... How is everyone tonight? Today? I donno... I think I want to go fishing Tuesday. It'll be a good time. Gotta go buy a new license though.


AH HA! I was right... One of them is smoking... They have a lighter or matches for fire.

[cofi]

welcome back jm!

[tmleadr03]

So JM is a steroid induced woman?

Now I am more confused than NYCO (er whatever his name was)

If he was actually as cute as that girl...

[Delfuego]

Great... Now every 3rd post on every thread on this forum now says...

This message is hidden because JM Ver. 2.0 is on your ignore list (http://www.ar-15.co/profile.php?do=ignorelist).

View Post (http://www.ar-15.co/threads/90531-So-uhhh-when-is-JM-ver-2-0-allowed-back?p=976371#post976371)
Remove user from ignore list (http://www.ar-15.co/profile.php?userlist=ignore&do=removelist&u=6783)

[tmleadr03]

Great... Now every 3rd post on every thread on this forum now says...

Spending a lot of effort paying attention to someone on ignore.

[brutal]

"Fuck it all. Fuck this forum. Fuck the mods, admins, and Marlin."

How can you possibly get away with this and not get perma-banned?

:D

[10mm-man]

Looks just like ya JM!!

Originally Posted by Dr_Fwd https://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/buttons/viewpost-right.png (https://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?p=961919#post961919)
What did I miss again?



You missed the gun show, baby!
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/welcome_to_the_gun_show_girl.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Spending a lot of effort paying attention to someone on ignore.

It must kill him that I have my own thread.... :D

[Byte Stryke]

It must kill him that I have my own thread.... :D


11 more pages (of 40 posts each) and you will catch up
;)

[mahabali]

Welcome back!