deep in enemy territory

[dwalker460]

Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.

[10mm-man]

Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.


I wouldn't worry, just head for a "Gun free" zone! Cali has lot's of them...... O wait, your in Cali, I forgot they has strict gun laws- Your safe!

[crashdown]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

[StagLefty]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.

Please don't forget the gas option !!!

[10mm-man]

You can always just pee on yourself or start throwing up.
There is a whole thread dedicated on how to do it.


Or relax and try to "enjoy it".............

[Sawin]

If you run in to a bald Aussie man named Steve, he'll get your back.

[Rucker61]

What camo are you wearing to blend in?

[BushMasterBoy]

Ohh FFs...just use your cloaking app on your 'rhoid...

[dwalker460]

What camo are you wearing to blend in?

My wife thought my usual black work Dickies cargo pants and t-shirt was not appropriate, so I am in s marroon Polo and some trendy Levi jeans. Sorry, no way are you getting me into an earthtone cardigan and loafers.
The women next to me are talking about feelings and relationships... I missed m my workout this morning and really need to shoot something. ..

[Sharpienads]

I know how you feel. I flew out of Ontario a few months ago. I felt like everybody knew I was an outsider. Kinda like being the only straight man at a gay bar. Not that I'd know.

[sellersm]

What camo are you wearing to blend in?

OK, I need mental chlorine to clean the image of what you'd have to wear to blend in while visiting San Fran!

[Melvin]

Post a pic of the weapon that was pointed at your head that made you go there in the first place.

[HoneyBadger]

I know how you feel. I flew out of Ontario a few months ago. I felt like everybody knew I was an outsider. Kinda like being the only straight man at a gay bar. Not that I'd know.


There's gotta be a good story to go along with this! [LOL]

[brutal]

I know how you feel. I flew out of Ontario a few months ago. I felt like everybody knew I was an outsider. Kinda like being the only straight man at a gay bar. Not that I'd know.

BTDT, accidentally, but at least I was with one other straight guy and we got out without incident. Yes, there is a long, funny story with it that I won't bore anyone with.

[Rucker61]

My wife thought my usual black work Dickies cargo pants and t-shirt was not appropriate, so I am in s marroon Polo and some trendy Levi jeans. Sorry, no way are you getting me into an earthtone cardigan and loafers.
The women next to me are talking about feelings and relationships... I missed m my workout this morning and really need to shoot something. ..

Are you sure those are women?

[UncleDave]

just go a few blocks to Oakland, the Hells Angels with protect you.

[Ronin13]

I wouldn't worry, just head for a "Gun free" zone! Cali has lot's of them...... O wait, your in Cali, I forgot they has strict gun laws- Your safe!
Yeah I though CA in it's entirety was a "gun free zone."
dwalker, if you get out alive, just think of the stories you will be able to tell!

[Ah Pook]

How long are you in for? Lots of good places to eat. Ships to see. Don't forget the bath houses. [bad-banana]

[Ronin13]

Don't forget the bath houses. [bad-banana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPjV8B8rVc

[ChunkyMonkey]

Hey, at least you'll have a chance to enjoy some great seafood or real Chinese food.

[rondog]

Hey, at least you'll have a chance to enjoy some great seafood or real Chinese food.

Stay away from any Chinese food with Sum Yung Gai in the name.....

[Dingo]

I think their ghillie suits out there entail a lot of leather, chains, and hairspray... maybe make one to do some covert recon?

Lol. I actually liked San Francisco when the wife and I went out there. Great food and it was fun hanging around the seafood/pier district. It reminded me of someone else's kid - fun to spend a day or two with, and just as nice to be able to give back at the end of it. Oh, and since we drove out there, I carried the entire time. Without harming any of the citizenry in a shooting rampage with my high-capacity assault revolver. :-P

[th3w01f]

Flew into San Francisco last night under the cover of darkness. This morning I am sitting in a coffee shop a few miles from UC Berkley, unarmed, just waiting for some whacko to roll in and open fire. Obviously since I flew in I don't even have my pocket knife. God help me, because none of these liberal fools hanging around blathering about nonsensical bs could even if they had the stones.

I feel your pain, I just got back from SF about 4 hours ago.

[Melvin]

Hey, at least you'll have a chance to enjoy some great seafood or real Chinese food.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc0KV3NvmNw

[brutal]

Hilarious if you listen while looking at something else.

[sabot_round]

Stay away from any Chinese food with Sum Yung Gai in the name.....

Specially starting with "Cream of"

[clublights]

Well According to colorado senators.... all you need is a ballpoint pen .. I hear you can get hi cap pocket protectors in cali still ... that and a bag of 100 pens you should be safe. Office Max should be able to hook you up .

[dwalker460]

Day Two in occupied territory. Had an excellent steak dinner last night at one of the Sanford area Steakhouse. How can folks that can prepare steak so perfectly be so fucked in the head? Earlier in the day managed to get in a workout by putting my 35lb son on my shoulders and fast marching up a hill. Signs as we entered the wooded area warned that it was a wildcat and coyote refuge. Gave several methods of response when confronted by a wild animal, such as back away slowly, and fight back. No mention of shooting the critter attempting to feast on you.

Back around Berkeley today, again hiding out in a coffee shop. Just finished a Jack Reacher novel on my phone, downloading another and in the meantime reading some long range shooting books while browsing the trading post. Literally feels like I am in downtown Boulder only with more Asians than hippies. At least most of the Asians seem gainfully employed or are students actually studying.

Have the entire day to waste, the wife has her interview at Berkeley for their MBA program, then some orientation class, etc. Pretty much going to drink coffee, read, and watch the hippies. Should be a great day.

[sniper7]

I think you ate a vegan steak. Processed from liberal love rainbow jizz.

[Singlestack]

I'll guess you have a ballpoint pen on you, so at least you are well armed![ROFL1]

[UncleDave]

If you get the chance go to Winters CA, heading back towards Sacramento. There is a Steakhouse called the Buckhorn, some of he best steaks in the country. You'll be in farm country, deer and boar heads on the wall you'll feel more at home.