View Full Version : Hunting Cougar in Colorado
missionxo
03-08-2013, 20:57
Chick-Fil-A at noon on a weekday they were are all over the place.[AR15]
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-08-2013, 21:00
Eagle vail.
family planning feminine hygeine aisle in king soopers....
NOOB
[Coffee]
<MADDOG>
03-08-2013, 21:35
Cougars hunt you, not vice versa....
10mm-man
03-08-2013, 21:39
Cougars hunt you, not vice versa....
family planning feminine hygeine aisle in king soopers....
NOOB
[Coffee]
That's why he is a noob! lol
Rucker61
03-08-2013, 21:51
This is beautiful and thanks for the warning.
DSB OUTDOORS
03-08-2013, 21:56
I have JM's moms number! [Coffee]
Sorry JM!!! [ROFL1] [Beer]
Bag limit?
2 one for her and one for you just in case hers falls off
Great-Kazoo
03-08-2013, 22:02
Bag limit?
None needed they're all fixed!
family planning feminine hygeine aisle in king soopers....
NOOB
[Coffee]
More like dentucream and Preparation H aisle.
Kraven251
03-08-2013, 23:04
I always thought it was Lodo's in HR about an hour after a Broncos game
Bag limit?
2....Ashley Madison did a "study" where they found that 88% of single women over 35 were up for a threesome
sneakerd
03-09-2013, 08:07
The Firing Line on Ladies Day (Monday).
The Firing Line on Ladies Day (Monday).
Best option because they like guns.
Size really does matter.
StagLefty
03-09-2013, 09:21
More like dentucream and Preparation H aisle.
Hey Hey that's the blue haired cougar area and it's mine !!!
jhirsh5280
03-09-2013, 09:35
You guys are all sick! No wonder all gun hating Libs have it in for us. Just look at how we skew the word cougar and react with our childish mind in the gutter antics! J/K .... We all know the cougars hang out in the food courts at the upscale malls ie: cherry creek. Some of the best cougar hunting I've ever experienced was in Frisco Texas at the mall food court....head on a swivel!
JMBD2112
03-09-2013, 09:43
Are we talking about a cougar or a lioness here, there is a difference you know
buffalobo
03-09-2013, 09:52
Same as all varmints, key is the bait.
:D
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Trout Hunter
03-09-2013, 09:58
Best week of my life was being stalked and attacked by the elusive cougar. You don't hunt them..... They are the hunter and much like fishing you have to adjust your attractive quality to catch the type you want, only tip is if you see a cougar that says she is from Wyoming , has a stud in her nose, like 80s hair bands, and plays roller derby.........you better evaluate if you're ready to be the prey. Could be a wild experience just sayin ;)
One Shot
03-09-2013, 11:01
I always thought it was Lodo's in HR about an hour after a Broncos game
THIS ^^ except it doesn't have to be after a Broncos game
Are we talking about a cougar or a lioness here, there is a difference you know
So, which would this be? Photographed in the wild, napping in a tree. Looks like a young one.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/cougar.jpg
MEOW
Men
Enjoying
Older
Women
And yes, Fil-A-Chick is a very good place to be at noon on weekdays.
KestrelBike
03-09-2013, 13:16
MEOW
Men
Enjoying
Older
Women
And yes, Fil-A-Chick is a very good place to be at noon on weekdays.
Hahaha are you all serious about the chik Fil a cougar connection? Is this an actual "Thing"?
Hahaha are you all serious about the chik Fil a cougar connection? Is this an actual "Thing"?
It really is. I highly recommend checking one out. You might want to get there early though. Those places are stupid busy on a weekday at noon. Keep in mind you'll have to deal with all the kids that are there to play in the playground area. Hence all the cougars. Although, I'm not sure if cougar is the correct term. Probably more like MILFs.
jreifsch80
03-09-2013, 13:36
All you are noobs lol I can't believe no one mentioned target lol that's like a cougar refuge lol
KestrelBike
03-09-2013, 13:50
It really is. I highly recommend checking one out. You might want to get there early though. Those places are stupid busy on a weekday at noon. Keep in mind you'll have to deal with all the kids that are there to play in the playground area. Hence all the cougars. Although, I'm not sure if cougar is the correct term. Probably more like MILFs.
oh ok those are clearly MILFs not interested in the prey of the cougar.
For the rest of everyone, MILF = a hot mature woman who isn't looking for younger/ish men, ie they're not on the market. Cougars = mature woman (hot or not) that are actively seeking to "prey" on younger/ish men. Let's keep this thread on topic and focused on where young man can go to get pounced on by man-eating cougars.
JMBD2112
03-09-2013, 14:09
So, which would this be? Photographed in the wild, napping in a tree. Looks like a young one.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/cougar.jpg
Looks more like a treehugger, cant tell with out seeing the trim or lack there of [LOL]
scratchy
03-09-2013, 14:15
Patio at Elway's on Wednesday evenings for the win.
JMBD2112
03-09-2013, 14:29
definition:
A lioness is a woman older than 60 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A lioness is older than the puma, cougar, and jaguar
A puma is a woman who is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to date/mate with younger men.
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
A cougar is An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.
Jefe's AR
03-09-2013, 15:19
I keep one in the bedroom. ;)
Rucker61
03-09-2013, 16:00
So, which would this be? Photographed in the wild, napping in a tree. Looks like a young one.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/cougar.jpg
Oh, great, I have a hard enough time bagging one, now you're telling me I have to bark'em?
BPTactical
03-09-2013, 16:34
Same as all varmints, key is the bait.
And you are the master of said bait?
Rucker61
03-09-2013, 16:36
I keep one in the bedroom. ;)
I keep mine free range, so she can get to the kitchen to make sandwiches.
missionxo
03-09-2013, 16:59
For the record Chick-Fil-A this Friday were all 30+ mommys with child (and single...my assumption) I guess MILF would be the correct term.
Those are stay at home mommy's mostly! But MILF none the less!
Jefe's AR
03-10-2013, 00:02
I keep mine free range, so she can get to the kitchen to make sandwiches.
I keep one in the kitchen too.[bad-banana]
Looks more like a treehugger, cant tell with out seeing the trim or lack there of [LOL]
Nah, this here's the treehugger variety......
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/treehuggers.jpg
Sharpienads
03-10-2013, 00:37
For those in the Springs, Salsa Brava on Briargate is a target rich environment.
HoneyBadger
03-10-2013, 08:16
For those in the Springs, Salsa Brava on Briargate is a target rich environment.
With delicious food to boot!
jonny450r
03-10-2013, 09:11
All you are noobs lol I can't believe no one mentioned target lol that's like a cougar refuge lol
Yeah but if I go into a target I actually have to shower to get one of those. Stick to wall-marts and Walgreens pharmacy lines. They're already kinda abused and usually have some what gimped so if the try to run away they just run in a circle back to ya.
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Sharpienads
03-10-2013, 10:16
With delicious food to boot!
Dude, you aren't kidding. That place is delish.
buffalobo
03-10-2013, 10:34
And you are the master of said bait?
[hahhah-no]
Well, maybe, since my wife is 9 yrs older than I.
[Coffee][LOL]
Amy tips on were to find cougars? what areas they may congregate?
theGinsue
09-16-2013, 22:07
For those in the Springs, Salsa Brava on Briargate is a target rich environment.
Agreed. i've only been there once, but I got hit on by two of the hottest women I've ever seen in person. For those who've met me, you know I'm physically no "catch", but I seemed to have won them over with witty conversation. I cut out of there before it could turn sour or I was forced to make a decision that would end my marriage. But my ego was soaring for days.
Amy tips on were to find cougars? what areas they may congregate?
You're in Las Vegas and can't find cougars? Casinos, man! Hit the casinos! Put on your Speedo and strut around the pools, they'll come to YOU. Watch out for the Pink Panthers though, the dreaded male cougars.....
The Norseman
09-17-2013, 08:19
"Pink Panthers".... now that's funny!
BPTactical
09-17-2013, 09:42
Agreed. i've only been there once, but I got hit on by two of the hottest women I've ever seen in person. For those who've met me, you know I'm physically no "catch", but I seemed to have won them over with witty conversation. I cut out of there before it could turn sour or I was forced to make a decision that would end my marriage. But my ego was soaring for days.
They were stoned and drunk Thomas.
And deaf/mute.
And blind.
3beansalad
09-17-2013, 10:02
Does Teddy's still exist in Denver?
DON'T go into the Denver Wrangler looking for Cougars.
Bailey Guns
09-17-2013, 11:20
They were stoned and drunk Thomas.
And deaf/mute.
And blind.
A quiet woman who can't see or hear what I'm doing, she's hot and she likes to drink. I'm still trying to see the downside of this.
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