We are all doomed! The world has ended! Help Chuck Norris!

[Adawg38]

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html

Ha ha not what you were expecting? This is serious WTF!?! [Rant2]

[n8tive97]

I am growing one now as a memorial.....

[Bailey Guns]

OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?

[spyder]

OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?
Poor Bailey... He will be remembered. His last words before being squished, "are you secretly a woman?"

[blacklabel]

OK...am I the only one that thinks he looks like an old woman in that photo? Is that why he wore a beard? He's secretly a woman?

He reminds me of a skinny Fat Bastard.

[Bailey Guns]

Poor Bailey... He will be remembered. His last words before being squished, "are you secretly a woman?"

Seriously, dude... Look at that picture. Maybe it's the shirt. It's not very flattering. To be fair, now that I'm older I don't have the physique I once did...

OK...yes, I do. It was pretty un-flattering when I was younger, too.

But I still have my beard and I don't wear tight shirts that highlight my man-boobs.

[Bailey Guns]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc

[sniper7]

That sucks. During vacation I will grow mine out in memorial

[Dingo]

That sucks. During vacation I will grow mine out in memorial

Not only do I have a flourishing face-forest growing as we speak, but I feel inspired to step out in the back yard and let off a 21 karate kick salute in memoriam... as if that recent flood of UPS packages and my general unsociability weren't enough reason for the neighbours to be wary. ;-)

[UncleDave]

So it's not true? I heard that under his beard he did not have a chin, just another fist! I am deeply saddened! Although he had an epic mustache in the 70's, this abomination cannot last!

[hatidua]

The razor did not improve things. At all.

[Rust_shackleford]

I am growing one now as a memorial.....

[Salute]

[Jutt]

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html Ha ha not what you were expecting? This is serious WTF!?! [Rant2]
Somewhere, as we speak, his trimmed beard hairs are kicking the living shit out of some bad guys.

[ChuckNorris]

Don't worry my friends - it is not permanent!

[Adawg38]

Since Chuck hasn't probably shaved for 70 years do you think he got some mean razor burns? Or maybe he shaves everyday and his beard regrows by the evening and this is the first time anyone has gotten a photo?

[UncleDave]

Since Chuck hasn't probably shaved for 70 years do you think he got some mean razor burns? Or maybe he shaves everyday and his beard regrows by the evening and this is the first time anyone has gotten a photo?

Tis could be true! It is like a Bigfoot sighting, the rare post shave look before the beard spontaneously erupts from his face again! I feel better now.

[UncleDave]

Oh we need a Chuck Norris smiley.

[Bailey Guns]

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/fb/ca/fbca563defa063648dd5871f503101fe_m.jpg

Chuck Norris doesn't smile, apparently.

[UncleDave]

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/fb/ca/fbca563defa063648dd5871f503101fe_m.jpg

Chuck Norris doesn't smile, apparently.


That looks more like Hank Jr.

[ghettodub]

Holy hell, Chuck looks terrible...

[UncleDave]

Lets see how you look in your 70's, after a lifetime of asswhoopin'.

[Bailey Guns]

That looks more like Hank Jr.

That's what I thought. But it was the best I could do.

[Big Wall]

A confidential source told me Chuck Norris' beard was sent to straighten out the North Koreans.