My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?
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My divorce from a insane crazy woman is final. I retain sole custody of my son. I don't drink so what is a fellow to do?
Take son to candy aisle of store. Instruct him to pick out anything he wants. Purchase. Return home and gorge. Enjoy sugar high while sending inappropriate texts to your ex.
Dinner....a very nice dinner with your son.
Don't forget to BURP really loud after dinner [LOL]
I believe the correct response is to "Dance a Jig" [Dance]
One doesn't need to drink, to celebrate. What ever you and your son have in common, spend the day doing it.
Take him shooting (depending on age of course).
pizza and pop and don't clean anything up till the morning!
Give him a big hug and let him know you love him and you'd do anything for him.