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We've all heard, "What's the meaning of life?" and "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
I heard a woman say this to their spouse yesterday: "Do you think I need to loose some weight?" The look on his face was priceless.
It made me think of this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IluLsr9o9QQ
Hear any other good ones lately?
abort mission!!!! radio silence!!!
"Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"
A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.
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Originally Posted by KestrelBike
Not weird to me.
"Yes dear."
...and then the fight started
You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
When the wife asks you for the combo to your gun safe!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wctriumph
Have you stopped beating your wife?
I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.
When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"
Your screwed