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Impossible questions to answer
We've all heard, "What's the meaning of life?" and "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
I heard a woman say this to their spouse yesterday: "Do you think I need to loose some weight?" The look on his face was priceless.
It made me think of this commercial:
Hear any other good ones lately?
abort mission!!!! radio silence!!!
You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.
My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012
"Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"
A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.
Originally Posted by KestrelBike
Not weird to me.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
"Yes dear."
...and then the fight started
You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
George S. Patton
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
John F. Kennedy
?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
George Fitch. c 1916.
When the wife asks you for the combo to your gun safe!!!!!!
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KING: [Watching the ambush party leave into the jungle] I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.
Platoon 1986
NO RANGE FOR YOU!!!.....NEXT!!!
Have you stopped beating your wife?
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Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."
I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.
When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"
Your screwed
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
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