A king Cobra once bit Chuck Norris
after 5 days of agonizing pain......the king cobra finally died.
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A king Cobra once bit Chuck Norris
after 5 days of agonizing pain......the king cobra finally died.
How is this possible?
Did the Cobra, chip a fang and die of infection. That is my only conclusion after doing research on-line.......
Sorry sniper7, you can't put up a weak joke like that and get a bunch of replies
Well I think that it is obvious why the cobra died. Chuck Norris is known for using live cobras as condoms. Duh
I'm calling BS
Everyone knows the snake would disintegrate when it crawled within 2ft of Chuck.
I love Chuck Norris jokes![ROFL1]
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There is no internet, we are just browsing Chuck Norris' mind.
Hahahahah. THe COBRA died!!! Hahahahaha Now THAT'S funny right there!!![ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Adawg38