I love Chuck Norris jokes!
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I love Chuck Norris jokes!
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"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
- Clint Eastwood
There is no internet, we are just browsing Chuck Norris' mind.
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KING: [Watching the ambush party leave into the jungle] I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.
Platoon 1986
NO RANGE FOR YOU!!!.....NEXT!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.![]()