"You're about as worthless as tits on a boar hog"
"put lipstick on a hog and it's still a hog."
"don't let anyone give ya a wooden nickle"
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"You're about as worthless as tits on a boar hog"
"put lipstick on a hog and it's still a hog."
"don't let anyone give ya a wooden nickle"
Boy, I'll sit you on your ass like your father should've done
that is a good one[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by BlasterBob
My mom used to tell me on a trip home from some shopping, "Boy, when I get you home, I'm going to blister your butt til you can't sit down". And frequently she did just that. Owwwww. Of course I always did deserve it.
Loosing my shit like a shit collector with amnesia.
Nuttier than squirrel shit.
"Why don't you play 'Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?"
"I'm your huckleberry."
"Did you bump your head when you got outta bed this morning"
"You are not the smartest peanut in the turd"
"I'm crazy, not stupid."
"I may have been born at night, but not LAST night."
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once and a while.
Excuses are the uses of the weak and incompetent to build bridges to nowhere and monuments to nothingness.