What's your favorite saying?

[birddog]

Colder than a well diggers ass.

[ronaldrwl]

John Wooden ... If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

[Rust_shackleford]

One Riot, One Ranger

[Danimal]

And we're off! Faster than a turd of hurdles!

[Danimal]

If I'm having a bad day, it is usually summed up with..

"If it was raining titties, I'd get hit in the face with a dick"

Hahahahaha! I forgot all about that one!

[CO303]

"Smoke the Ganja, Kill the white man..."

[spittoon]

sluckin A,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tomahawk chop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bitch -ka-

[Great-Kazoo]

Your free, white, and over 21 - do whatever the fuck you want.

For some of us it was over 18!

[Bailey Guns]

"Keep your gun in the condition you'd want it to be in should you find yourself in a gun fight." - Clint Smith

"Your concealed handgun should be comforting...not comfortable." - Clint Smith

"Rub some dirt on it."

"I'm voting my conscience." - Libertarians

"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about." - Mom

"Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in coconut."

[BlasterBob]

"Crazy as a shit house rat"