What's your favorite saying?

[sturn18]

When told I'm a smartass:

Better than being a dumbass!

[Ronin13]

"I may have been born at night, but not LAST night."

I have one that I use all the time kind of similar to this:
"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."

[RonMexico]

Best cheers I've heard. " to gun power and pussy, love the smell of both, hopefully never die from the lack of either"

[Rucker61]

I have one that I use all the time kind of similar to this:
"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."

I like it. Consider it stolen^W leveraged.

[JohnnyEgo]

Ones I use frequently:

"If you were half as smart as you think you are, that would still make you twice as smart as the rest of us think you are."
"Every now and then, the apple falls into a completely different orchard. In your case, it looks like it rolled into an orange grove."

One I stole from my old Bosun in 1993, which shows that it has been around a while:
"My Bullshit Meter is Pegged."

One I have never found the right context to use now that I am out of the service:
"I've passed more sea water than you'll ever see"

Finally, one I stole from my Grandma during her final stages of mean dementia and one I stole from the Simpsons, which seemed to dovetail nicely with one another during my final years of engineering school:

"Education is overrated. You should get a trade. Like ditch digging." (Grandma)
"Math is tough. Let's go shopping." (Malibu Stacy)

[Squeeze]

Usually use this one when referring to people who can't hit their target:

"I hope your shooting isn't a reflection of your love making...because if it is, you could'nt hit the G-Spot on a 12 pound pussy.

[Dingo]

"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -- been attributed to everybody from Abe Lincoln to Oscar Wilde. Don't know who really said it.

[pdr240]

"That just chaps my crack!"

[Ronin13]

Usually use this one when referring to people who can't hit their target:

"I hope your shooting isn't a reflection of your love making...because if it is, you could'nt hit the G-Spot on a 12 pound pussy.

That is awesome! I know a few people I could say that line to.

[68Charger]

"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -- been attributed to everybody from Abe Lincoln to Oscar Wilde. Don't know who really said it.

Oldest version I know of is in Proverbs 17:28
written between 600-1000b.c.

one of my favorites:
"it's all fun and games until somebody loses a pancreas"
Followed by:
"then it's hilarious"