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  1. #101
    Machine Gunner
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    "You're about as worthless as tits on a boar hog"

    "put lipstick on a hog and it's still a hog."

    "don't let anyone give ya a wooden nickle"

  2. #102
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    Boy, I'll sit you on your ass like your father should've done

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    Fire Farter spittoon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    "Crazy as a shit house rat"
    that is a good one
    YOU ARE COMPLACENT !! DO YOU VOTE ? MAKE CALLS ? OR DO YOU JUST HIDE AND TAKE IT ? THEN YOU WANT TO BE A PATHETIC COMPLAINER AFTER THE FACT! HIDE IN THE SHADOWS TURN AWAY AND SOON THE GIFT WILL BE ....TYRANNY!!!

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    IN MEMORIUM
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    My mom used to tell me on a trip home from some shopping, "Boy, when I get you home, I'm going to blister your butt til you can't sit down". And frequently she did just that. Owwwww. Of course I always did deserve it.

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    Loosing my shit like a shit collector with amnesia.

    Nuttier than squirrel shit.

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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    "Why don't you play 'Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?"

    "I'm your huckleberry."
    Stella - my best girl ever.
    11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010



    Don't wanna get shot by the police?
    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


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    SSDG
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    "Did you bump your head when you got outta bed this morning"

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    SSDG
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    "You are not the smartest peanut in the turd"

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    Paper Hunter hkOrion's Avatar
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    "I'm crazy, not stupid."

    "I may have been born at night, but not LAST night."

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    More Abrasive Than Sand In Your Crotch tmleadr03's Avatar
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    Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once and a while.

    Excuses are the uses of the weak and incompetent to build bridges to nowhere and monuments to nothingness.
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    Best way to get in to see me at the shop is to call or email Shannon and make an appointment.

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