Who says I'm wound up? I hear this a lot and I don't tend to meet any of the qualities that most assume drive EVs.
As far as your needs go, if you drive over 13 hours nonstop then an EV isn't for you. Period. You need some sort of Mad Max Suburban with 7 gas tanks that can tote around 100 gallons of fuel to make that run and it's going to be three generations from now before it's something that would meet those very, very unique needs. Especially if you're going to base your entire driving experience on that one, random need should it ever come up again.
What do you drive that goes over 1,000 miles w/o stopping? How do you not have any bio needs in over 13 hours of driving at an average speed of 75mph of no stops? Also, how do you avoid blot clots from sitting for over 3 hours straight w/o moving? So many questions.