The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by brutal

She came to a halloween party one year.

Funny, they also called her belly.

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Wat?

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

Wat?

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This one was fun.

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Happy Holidays, Hoes!!

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Originally Posted by bogie

If y'all cook up a roast, post a pic of the end result and your process!

Mine is going in the oven - Unfortunately, I don't have a smoker. Now a question, sear in the cast iron before baking, or crank up the oven to 500 and brown after baking? I usually sear first to lock in juice. However, I've seen some mighty good looking roasts baked normally at 350 or so, then finished under high oven heat to get some crispness on the face.

Sear First | Goofy Bake
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I cook mine in a crock-pot; today, oven space is at a premium and I am baking cookies. I'm making a nice pot roast with carrots, onions and yukon gold potatoes. I sear my roast in a cast iron pan, but I melt bacon grease in it first, while I coat the roast in sea salt and coarse ground pepper. After I sear a nice crust on it I pop it in the crock-pot and dump veggies on top of it, add 1 1/2 cups of water and a couple of bay leaves and put it on low for 8 or so ours. I'll try and remember to post a photo, but it's not going t be as pretty as if I had put it in the oven...

Merry Christmas, guys!

MERRY CHRISTMAS HO NATION!



BOB DOLE

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Originally Posted by foxtrot

If we need a northern territory mod, I think I'm the mod of a place that's completely off the map of westeros. Stark doesn't even come out here, because the ride takes too damn long. But when the ten other people that live out here need administrated, by golly.....

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We're thinking of moving over your way.

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

I cook mine in a crock-pot; today, oven space is at a premium and I am baking cookies. I'm making a nice pot roast with carrots, onions and yukon gold potatoes. I sear my roast in a cast iron pan, but I melt bacon grease in it first, while I coat the roast in sea salt and coarse ground pepper. After I sear a nice crust on it I pop it in the crock-pot and dump veggies on top of it, add 1 1/2 cups of water and a couple of bay leaves and put it on low for 8 or so ours. I'll try and remember to post a photo, but it's not going t be as pretty as if I had put it in the oven...

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Just off the smoker 3.5 hrs on 300, with a 375 warm up temp. You open the smoker , temp drops an easy 15 - 25* Lets see how it looks inside once it sits 1/2hr. Removed @ 130*

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Now that's a sight to behold. :)

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Now that's a sight to behold. :)

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BUT WAIT MOM, THERE'S MORE...................

Done just a tad more than i like.
But.. it's the first go at one on the smoker. I did the seasoning / rub (24 before) cooking. The spouse handled the cooking of the roast, veggies. I was on au jus & rolls duty. Our friends did the taters & wine.
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We try to make as much use of the grilling area as possible when cooking. 2 -3 different meats are the norm. Then next day vacuum sealed and in the freezer it goes. it's much easier to defrost and reheat than go , mmm what are we cooking tonight.

mrs belly got me a bluetooth keyboard for my ipad. this thing is kinda neat because now I have a computer keyboard without actually having to fire up a full computer....


I see mysrelf being the recipient of a "1st World Problems" meme or two: "I can't type fast enough on my ipad, but I don't want to fire up a full computer."


whatever, I like it.

this should make my ho-ing that much easier from the house, honestly.

AND now i can actually use my lap to type on.... that means that I can ho it up from my second office!!!!

that's a bathroom joke, btw.

I might need to read the manual on this thing, just because theres a couple of buttons I'm not sure what their 2nd function is..

so, here I am...trying very hard to poop in peace, but now I gots all you hos watching me.awkward!

for the first time in my life.... I'm watching a harry potter movie. the closest that I've come in the past is the spoof of harry potter on SNL where Lindsey Lohan has big boobs.

I'm done pooping, btw. it was a good poop. not too hard, not too soft.... just right....

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I think hghclasswhtrash might be back soon. His gender modification is taking longer to heal than expected.

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[ROFL3]

but ohhhh goodness did it smell bad!!

harry potter and the goblet of fire....... emma whats-her-face is in it. as an adult, too...

there is now choreographed dancing ladies. its really awkward. and theyre introducing all these characters... ive never read any of the books because I'm an adult male. there's nothing else on tv that i want to waste my time on. mostly, Didi is asleep on the couch in between my legs, so I'm not going anywhere.

Goblet of Fire is the fourth book/movie. Movies start to get good at #3 and up.

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Originally Posted by TheBelly

but ohhhh goodness did it smell bad!!

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[pileoshit]

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Originally Posted by Irving

Goblet of Fire is the fourth book/movie. Movies start to get good at #3 and up.

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Because Emma Watson is old enough? ;)

John Wayne movies most all day.

McClintock!!

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

John Wayne movies most all day.

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This.

shovel face is in this one? stink!!!

mmmmm.......hermione.

well mannered frivolity? what?

Her name is Emma Watson..... Still prefer Scarlett Johansson

well, there's a dance in the harry potter movie. so awkward teenage problems in wizard land. what?

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Originally Posted by mcjhr

Her name is Emma Watson..... Still prefer Scarlett Johansson

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if that's a sandwich, I'd like to be the mustard!

no one has asked hermione to the dance.

wait, someone did. I still mostly have no idea what's happening in this movie. harry has a crush on some asian girl, maybe.

annnnnndddddddd........ REJECTION!!!!

harry's holding his golden egg now.

the ginger kid just asked some horrid girl to the dance. awesome. hopefully he's going to get more than he bargained for. Gingers have no souls.