On the recent earthquake in DC....
That wasn't an earthquake. It was our Founders rolling over.
It was the CHANGE hitting the fan.
Since this East Coast fault line has no name, we're gonna call it Bush's Fault.
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On the recent earthquake in DC....
That wasn't an earthquake. It was our Founders rolling over.
It was the CHANGE hitting the fan.
Since this East Coast fault line has no name, we're gonna call it Bush's Fault.
Don't forget riser greaseQuote:
Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen
As a bunch of paratroopers were boarding my C-130...
One of them shouted...
"Airborne... till death do us part!"
I responded...
"That can be arranged!"
No further comments...
Soon, I had the plane all to myself...
[Beer]
A man goes into Barnes & Noble bookstore and asks the young lady at the service counter . . .
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
So this baby seal walks into a club... Okay, I know that was just wrong!!!
[ROFL1] Funny regardless... terrible, but funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Graves
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
So a new prison inmate is in the "yard" with several of the other inmates when he's asked the obvious question: So, what'd you do to end up in here?"
The new inmate responds "Nothing, I just wanted to move to a new place with lots of bars nearby."
A fish swims into a concrete wall and says, "Dam."
A baby seal walks into a club
Another one?Quote:
Originally Posted by DANGERTASTIC!