Start a really long Youtube video, and tell her, "Shut the fuck up! Can't you see I'm trying to watch something? God damn, go call your sister or something!" every time she tries to talk to you.
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Start a really long Youtube video, and tell her, "Shut the fuck up! Can't you see I'm trying to watch something? God damn, go call your sister or something!" every time she tries to talk to you.
say "at least i'm not cooking meth"
Lol..Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
sent from a soup can and some string..
NAKED MAAAAAAN!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by birddog
Supposed to work 2 out of 3 times......I have heard.
Get her out of the house and get some air fresheners going!!
Bunch of pussies! Yours in the only thing that makes sense......Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Man, really!? Tell her it's your F'n stove, and to go do something constructive; like do the laundry or something..... [Beer]
That is a good way to lose a wife real quick.
Ask her what on earth she left burning in the oven?!
I think I'm good. At least for today. She holed up in the bedroom while I finished. I told her I would clean the oven so that it looked like new tomorrow. The oven was passed due for a cleaning (which is normally one of her duties) so this seemed to please this strange and alien creature I live with.
I'm airing out the house right now and considering myself to be 'lucky'. But who knows what tomorrow will bring...
Seriously, I never know what tomorrow may bring when living with one of these creatures.
P.S. The paint looks fucking awesome! Victory!
WE NEED PICTURES!!!
ETA:
[Worth]