and here comes the grammar Nazi's. [shithitsfan]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
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and here comes the grammar Nazi's. [shithitsfan]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
"Don't do it!"
But they wrote it on the bottom of my rented shoes.
Cackles from the assembly as we knelt at the altar before later saying, "I do."
Seriously, get regular PROSTATE exams. You young guys may feel that " It'll never happen to me" but PC does occur - I know. It is a common thought that if a guy lives long enough, he will eventually have PC. Sorry to be taking a leak on this parade but a word to the wise is usually sufficient. [blaster]
OK, now back to the funny stuff............
[QUOTE=02ducky;1612927]https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608...70547&pid=15.1Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
My Plt CO would give this out every liberty brief.
"Marines I know how you are. You like to fight, fuck and drink. Not Necessarily in that order. If you fuck, wear a condom. If you drink dont drive. If you get in a fight you had better leave a trail of bodies behind you. And if I have to come bail your ass out of jail, you had better have one hell of a story including every single one of those things."
Don't fry bacon naked! [panic]
OMG ! The mental image from that....... What has once been seen can never be unseen........Quote:
Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS
NEVER EVER loan Ray your Cheetos
For the more technical among us:
Never test the optical level of the fiber with your remaining good eye.
[LOL] [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob