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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
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    "Don't do it!"

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    Seriously, get regular PROSTATE exams. You young guys may feel that " It'll never happen to me" but PC does occur - I know. It is a common thought that if a guy lives long enough, he will eventually have PC. Sorry to be taking a leak on this parade but a word to the wise is usually sufficient.

    OK, now back to the funny stuff............
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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    [QUOTE=02ducky;1612927]
    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
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    My Plt CO would give this out every liberty brief.

    "Marines I know how you are. You like to fight, fuck and drink. Not Necessarily in that order. If you fuck, wear a condom. If you drink dont drive. If you get in a fight you had better leave a trail of bodies behind you. And if I have to come bail your ass out of jail, you had better have one hell of a story including every single one of those things."
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    If I had a son he would look like....Ben SideShow Bob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Don't fry bacon naked!
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    NEVER EVER loan Ray your Cheetos
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    For the more technical among us:

    Never test the optical level of the fiber with your remaining good eye.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    OMG ! The mental image from that....... What has once been seen can never be unseen........

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