I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
Ya you can't fix stupid!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
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Office lobby in my building, signs posted, strictly no phone calls allowed.
Situation: Woman on her cell yapping away.
Me: "Excuse me Ma'm, no phone calls are allowed in this area. Texting, or emailing is"
Her: "I'm sorry Officer"
"Sharon I'll have to call you back buh-bye!"
5 minutes later same woman on her phone talking on speaker phone, cell about a foot in front of her face.
Me: "Ma'm didn't we just talk about this?"
Her: "Oh, but I thought you just didn't want the phone to my ear!"
Me: "Under what scenario would no phone calls allowed in a quiet office space = speaker phone calls with volume cranked up to 11 be good to go?"
Velocitas, Opprimere,
Violentia Operandi
Well...last night on camera I watched a tweeker take a massive liquid shit in one of our elevators at a Commuter Rail Station. So there's that.
We see people shit and piss themselves pretty regularly at work. Sad. It's always a bit awkward approaching these people and explaining why they have to leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeeze
Sure ya can! It's just not legal to do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by sigmanx
Good point!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
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My wife has a bunch of great ones, but I can't get her on here to tell them. Once she was telling a guy that she needed proof of his payment. No joke, he texted her a selfie of him standing in line at the bank.
Ad ew years ago while building some traffic signal at a new entrance to a sub division on the west side of the metro area, I saw a lady drive around the road closed type 4 barricades onto hot, freshly laid, unrolled asphalt.
Needless to say, she was undercarriage deep in 300+ degree aphault 25 or more feet from the lip of the cut line.
Too much to hope the car lit on fire and she got bonfired eh?