I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
Office lobby in my building, signs posted, strictly no phone calls allowed.
Situation: Woman on her cell yapping away.
Me: "Excuse me Ma'm, no phone calls are allowed in this area. Texting, or emailing is"
Her: "I'm sorry Officer"
"Sharon I'll have to call you back buh-bye!"
5 minutes later same woman on her phone talking on speaker phone, cell about a foot in front of her face.
Me: "Ma'm didn't we just talk about this?"
Her: "Oh, but I thought you just didn't want the phone to my ear!"
Me: "Under what scenario would no phone calls allowed in a quiet office space = speaker phone calls with volume cranked up to 11 be good to go?"
Velocitas, Opprimere,
Violentia Operandi
Well...last night on camera I watched a tweeker take a massive liquid shit in one of our elevators at a Commuter Rail Station. So there's that.
The character of a man can be judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
My wife has a bunch of great ones, but I can't get her on here to tell them. Once she was telling a guy that she needed proof of his payment. No joke, he texted her a selfie of him standing in line at the bank.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Ad ew years ago while building some traffic signal at a new entrance to a sub division on the west side of the metro area, I saw a lady drive around the road closed type 4 barricades onto hot, freshly laid, unrolled asphalt.
Needless to say, she was undercarriage deep in 300+ degree aphault 25 or more feet from the lip of the cut line.
My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
Too much to hope the car lit on fire and she got bonfired eh?