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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I had people do all sorts of stupid shit when I was a cop. Like walk up and ask directions while you're holding someone at gunpoint. Few things surprise me any more.
    Ya you can't fix stupid!!

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    Office lobby in my building, signs posted, strictly no phone calls allowed.
    Situation: Woman on her cell yapping away.

    Me: "Excuse me Ma'm, no phone calls are allowed in this area. Texting, or emailing is"

    Her: "I'm sorry Officer"
    "Sharon I'll have to call you back buh-bye!"

    5 minutes later same woman on her phone talking on speaker phone, cell about a foot in front of her face.

    Me: "Ma'm didn't we just talk about this?"

    Her: "Oh, but I thought you just didn't want the phone to my ear!"

    Me: "Under what scenario would no phone calls allowed in a quiet office space = speaker phone calls with volume cranked up to 11 be good to go?"



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    Well...last night on camera I watched a tweeker take a massive liquid shit in one of our elevators at a Commuter Rail Station. So there's that.
    The character of a man can be judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeeze View Post
    Well...last night on camera I watched a tweeker take a massive liquid shit in one of our elevators at a Commuter Rail Station. So there's that.
    We see people shit and piss themselves pretty regularly at work. Sad. It's always a bit awkward approaching these people and explaining why they have to leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanx View Post
    Ya you can't fix stupid!!
    Sure ya can! It's just not legal to do so.
    Last edited by Gman; 03-24-2017 at 18:56.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Sure ya can! It's just not legal to do so.
    Good point!!

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    My wife has a bunch of great ones, but I can't get her on here to tell them. Once she was telling a guy that she needed proof of his payment. No joke, he texted her a selfie of him standing in line at the bank.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Ad ew years ago while building some traffic signal at a new entrance to a sub division on the west side of the metro area, I saw a lady drive around the road closed type 4 barricades onto hot, freshly laid, unrolled asphalt.

    Needless to say, she was undercarriage deep in 300+ degree aphault 25 or more feet from the lip of the cut line.
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    Too much to hope the car lit on fire and she got bonfired eh?

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