Although I respect your opinions, it takes alot more to understand the intent of the second amendment than a mere reading and analysis of the reading words.
If you look at it in a historical context, in the time it was written it was understood that the "militia" was in fact any man of age capable of serving in a military capacity.
The founding father's had no idea there would be a time when we had a standing police force and military. In fact, they were deathly afraid of forces like that and considered them, at large, to be a massive threat to liberty. The people, you, me, and everyone around us, were originally intended to be the one and only force that protected this nation.
Take a few quotes from some of our nations most prominent historical figures
"The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun" - Patrick Henry
You can see here it was understood that ANYone physically capable was considered part of the "militia". In fact the world "regulate" had a very different meaning When the constitution was written. It meant "to make regular". In other words, they intended all of us to ALWAYS BE "the militia". Many of the founding father's considered a large standing army a huge danger to liberty, and I still doubt that we were every intended to keep one except for in times of war. In essence, we still are today, the "militia" it is just no longer recognized. Here are some more quotes:
"As the greatest danger to liberty is from large standing armies, it is best to prevent them by an effectual provision for a good militia." - James Madison
"The project of disciplining all the militia of the United States is as futile as it would be injurious, if it were capable of being carried into execution. A tolerable expertness in military movements is a business that requires time and practice. It is not a day, or even a week, that will suffice for the attainment of it. To oblige the great body of the yeomanry, and of the other classes of the citizens, to be under arms for the purpose of going through military exercises and evolutions, as often as might be necessary to acquire the degree of perfection which would entitle them to the character of a well-regulated militia, would be a real grievance to the people, and a serious public inconvenience and loss. It would form an annual deduction from the productive labor of the country, to an amount which, calculating upon the present numbers of the people, would not fall far short of the whole expense of the civil establishments of all the States. To attempt a thing which would abridge the mass of labor and industry to so considerable an extent, would be unwise: and the experiment, if made, could not succeed, because it would not long be endured. Little more can reasonably be aimed at, with respect to the people at large, than to have them properly armed and equipped"
"Are we at last brought to such an humiliating and debasing degradation that we cannot be trusted with arms for our own defense? Where is the difference between having our arms under our own possession and under our own direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?" - Patrick Henry
And to close, a few quotes from my favorite of our fathers, Thomas jefferson.
"And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms... The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -Thomas Jefferson
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson
So as you can see now. We all were intended to be the militia, the defendants of our freedom and our nation. If a politician was doing a bad job in the 1700s-1800s people would storm their offices and literally drag them out. We've fallen away from that mentality, and our country suffers from it.
"I ask you sir, who are the militia? They consist now of the whole people." - George Mason

