5 Erie cops fired for misconduct

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Originally Posted by Oscar77

My guess....................completely ignorant guess............... a female is involved.

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With all 5?

What a slut.
Bathe her and bring her to me.

Save the bathwater.

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Originally Posted by Oscar77

I know I know....................... shocking.

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Disgusting...

Where....Where can I find her....

So I can tell her how disgusted I am

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Originally Posted by Oscar77

My guess....................completely ignorant guess............... a female is involved.

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

With all 5?

What a slut.
Bathe her and bring her to me.

Save the bathwater.

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Not unheard of.

Back during my time at Scott AFB in Southern Illinois I had a HOT USAF cop (married, as was I) who lived in Base housing across the street and down a couple of units from me. She was the type of beauty that a celibate monk would have fantasies about. Oh, and she drove a sweet late-70's banana Camero.

So, one day I hear that she and 3 male cops were being kicked out of the Air Force. Apparently, the shift Flight Sergeant went driving around base one night looking for all of them and finally found all of their vehicles parked behind a remote warehouse on the back side of base. He parked his vehicle around the corner and snuck up on them. There was only 1 patrol car with all 4 of them in it. The female cop was, uh, servicing 2 of the male cops in the back seat while the third was waiting his turn. I don't believe they were given the opportunity to achieve full satisfaction. It's probably best I didn't know before she disappeared that she had that streak in her as I might have gotten myself into trouble...er, I might have taken that Camero for a joy ride.

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Originally Posted by theGinsue

Not unheard of.

Back during my time at Scott AFB in Southern Illinois I had a HOT USAF cop (married, as was I) who lived in Base housing across the street and down a couple of units from me. She was the type of beauty that a celibate monk would have fantasies about. Oh, and she drove a sweet late-70's banana Camero.

So, one day I hear that she and 3 male cops were being kicked out of the Air Force. Apparently, the shift Flight Sergeant went driving around base one night looking for all of them and finally found all of their vehicles parked behind a remote warehouse on the back side of base. He parked his vehicle around the corner and snuck up on them. There was only 1 patrol car with all 4 of them in it. The female cop was, uh, servicing 2 of the male cops in the back seat while the third was waiting his turn. I don't believe they were given the opportunity to achieve full satisfaction. It's probably best I didn't know before she disappeared that she had that streak in her as I might have gotten myself into trouble...er, I might have taken that Camero for a joy ride.

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So the dude "Waiting" also got kicked out? He was merely spectating...how was that a crime?

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Originally Posted by KevDen2005

So the dude "Waiting" also got kicked out? He was merely spectating...how was that a crime?

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Well, I sort of mis-spoke. He was waiting for his NEXT turn. They were rotating positions.

Great! Now I have this music stuck in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGretcGCFRM

She was riding a yellow banana.....Camero?

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Originally Posted by brutal

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Aftermath
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Originally Posted by brutal

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You have ruined me for the rest of my life… I will never be able to walk into a donut shop again and not bust out laughing thinking of this post……