I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
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I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
Ok, I have to assume he was hung like a moose because if he's man enough to stick a pink pistol in his waistband then he must deformed, not to mention that a random unaimed shot down your shorts puts a bullet in your junk? Yea, moose :).
That would be some awesome ironyQuote:
Originally Posted by TheInternet
Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs. [ROFL2] [ROFL3]
Hmmmm.....Quote:
the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
FixedQuote:
the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when he accidentally fired the gun.
I had a childhood friend that died that way at 16. No one is certain how it really happened. Some say he was cleaning it, some say his brother shot him in the balls. His brother was a real twisted kid. Either way, be had his balls blown off with a shotgun and he bled to death. Last memory I had with him was going surfing and then he was gone.
Salt in the wound there...Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
"Yo Jim, it's bad enough you shot yourself in the dick, but you did it with a pink gun? Forget natural selection huh?"
Seriously, this whole story is one embarrassing cluster fuck....... dude how'd ya shoot your dick off..... I stuffed a pink gun in my crotch. Its like a tragic comedy.
Is swearing allowed in here. Sorry infantry mouth gets the best of me sometimes.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the average human being,
Poor Stubby.