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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Sucks to be that guy, it is even worse that it was with a pink gun
    I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.

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    Ok, I have to assume he was hung like a moose because if he's man enough to stick a pink pistol in his waistband then he must deformed, not to mention that a random unaimed shot down your shorts puts a bullet in your junk? Yea, moose .
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post
    I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.
    That would be some awesome irony
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.

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    the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
    Hmmmm.....
    the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when he accidentally fired the gun.
    Fixed

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    I had a childhood friend that died that way at 16. No one is certain how it really happened. Some say he was cleaning it, some say his brother shot him in the balls. His brother was a real twisted kid. Either way, be had his balls blown off with a shotgun and he bled to death. Last memory I had with him was going surfing and then he was gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cman View Post
    Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.
    Membership in the "Pink Pistols" has it's advantages. And despite what one might think I do support them. Good, bad, right or wrong they support the 2nd.
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    Penile pain, plain & simple.

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    27 years old and a defective penis. That would blow chunks! I truly feel sorry for the dumbass!

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    Maybe he can find an organ donor!

    BTW, do they make bullet proof jock straps?

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