Ok, I have to assume he was hung like a moose because if he's man enough to stick a pink pistol in his waistband then he must deformed, not to mention that a random unaimed shot down your shorts puts a bullet in your junk? Yea, moose.
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.![]()
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Hmmmm.....the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
Fixedthe man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when he accidentally fired the gun.
I had a childhood friend that died that way at 16. No one is certain how it really happened. Some say he was cleaning it, some say his brother shot him in the balls. His brother was a real twisted kid. Either way, be had his balls blown off with a shotgun and he bled to death. Last memory I had with him was going surfing and then he was gone.
Penile pain, plain & simple.
27 years old and a defective penis. That would blow chunks! I truly feel sorry for the dumbass!
Maybe he can find an organ donor!
BTW, do they make bullet proof jock straps?